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External Link/Members OnlyBooked this moron and told her I'd be with her in an hour. She confirmed that's fine.
Get to Ealing and shoot a couple texts asking for the postcode... nothing. Phone call goes unanswered. Replies 15 mins later - "babe i am in the hospital

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Complete bollocks as she ended up apologising after an angry text exchange. If she was really in hospital she wouldn't have bothered engaging in a text war with me, let alone apologise after I'd sent her an avalanche of abuse
Ended up punting the considerably hotter (and pricier, gulp!) LolaMassage so it wasn't all bad. Review to follow.