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Author Topic: Real massage with happy ending / OWO / sex?  (Read 2166 times)

Offline MrRiz

Hi,

I'm looking for somewhere (or someone) where I can get a real massage followed preferably by sex or OWO, but if that's too much of an ask, then the usual HJ happy ending.

But - I don't want an oriental girl (Chinese, Thai etc). I'm just not attracted to them. She has to be white / black / Indian etc.

Any recommendations? The prettier the girl the better.

I want something really good and there is no budget for this.  :hi:
« Last Edit: September 20, 2015, 04:12:24 AM by MrRiz »

Offline Clipit

Following. I'm in the same boat! Would be interested in advice from our experienced team!

Offline Expl1cit

Firstly, it depends what you define as a REAL massage?  One can assume this means a professional massage, by someone who is trained and preferably holds the relevant qualifications together with the practical experience to deliver a professional massage. 

Secondly, you don't state what style of massage you prefer, as there are many types.  One can assume this means a strong massage, such as a Thai massage.

On the assumption that you want a Thai Massage, carried out by a professional masseuse, who is attractive, but not Chinese or Thai, who has to be White, Black or Indian, you can most likely rule out two of those ethnic groups.  In a similar way that you rarely see a white man winning a sprint race or Indians competing at the pinnacle of most sports, or many black people in the political system, there are significantly fewer qualified Indian or Black masseuses than white ones.

So now you want an attractive white, professionally qualified masseuse to deliver a thai massage.  This must be followed up by a sexual act.

Good luck haha!

I'm sure one exists somewhere.  She initially set out to be a professional masseuse, went to Thailand to train with the best, Madame So Hoar Ne from Bangkok.  When she came back to the UK to work as a professional massage therapist, she wasn't making enough money, or thought she could get £20 more for oiling up the middle stump before the hour was up.

You'll have to pass through many many frauds along the way.  Those who are cashing in on this cow of us horny bastards, who will pay a lot of money for a rub and a tug, while the professional masseuses out there are struggling to get business in these tough times.
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Offline MrRiz

Firstly, it depends what you define as a REAL massage?  One can assume this means a professional massage, by someone who is trained and preferably holds the relevant qualifications together with the practical experience to deliver a professional massage. 

Secondly, you don't state what style of massage you prefer, as there are many types.  One can assume this means a strong massage, such as a Thai massage.

On the assumption that you want a Thai Massage, carried out by a professional masseuse, who is attractive, but not Chinese or Thai, who has to be White, Black or Indian, you can most likely rule out two of those ethnic groups.  In a similar way that you rarely see a white man winning a sprint race or Indians competing at the pinnacle of most sports, or many black people in the political system, there are significantly fewer qualified Indian or Black masseuses than white ones.

So now you want an attractive white, professionally qualified masseuse to deliver a thai massage.  This must be followed up by a sexual act.

Good luck haha!

I'm sure one exists somewhere.  She initially set out to be a professional masseuse, went to Thailand to train with the best, Madame So Hoar Ne from Bangkok.  When she came back to the UK to work as a professional massage therapist, she wasn't making enough money, or thought she could get £20 more for oiling up the middle stump before the hour was up.

You'll have to pass through many many frauds along the way.  Those who are cashing in on this cow of us horny bastards, who will pay a lot of money for a rub and a tug, while the professional masseuses out there are struggling to get business in these tough times.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Great reply!

I suppose I should have been more specific. By 'real massage' I'm content to include anyone who can give a half decent massage - she need not have trained with the pros in Thailand!

Basically I'm not interested in your average WG who agrees to 'massage' but all that entails is a half asked back rub before she rushes into sex or whatever.

For example - somewhere like this, is it really all non-sexual (other than the body to body stuff being sexual in itself):

http://www.peachymassagelondon.co.uk/

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« Last Edit: September 24, 2015, 05:43:17 PM by MrRiz »




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