So, I popped in today. Overall, pretty good, not great though, but I'll go back.
External Link/Members OnlyThe place is on the one way system in Crewkerne, as someone said, about 2/3 doors up from The Swan pub. Here was the first problem, it's on a busy road and there were people hanging around outside. I'm in Crewkerne a fair amount, so felt a little on edge. Which then lead to the second problem, they lock the door. I thought, I'll just walk quickly up the road and then pop in, unnoticed! Nope! I barge the door, to find it locked, then I had to stand there like a melon till it was opened. You've been warned.
I was greeted by Sally, a tiny little Asian lady, about 50 odd, but attractive, very broken English, but very pleasant. I said I had phoned and would like 30 minutes, she shows me to a room and asked me to get undressed, but I didn't understand her, so I sat on the edge of the bed. The room was nice, but dark and cold. The shower was in the darkest part of the room and there was no towel, so I wouldn't have thought you could shower, unless you asked for more light and a towel.
Couple of mins later, she comes back in, knocking first and she laughs and says I need to take my clothes off. I ask naked, yep. So I strip off and lay on the bed, face down. She's using baby oil, which wasn't great, but the massage was fantastic, I had knots in my neck which she really went to town on, and it hurt, but in the good way.
About 20 mins in, I asked if I want the front done...DUH! YEAH!

I turn over and she carries on, again, a good firm massage. As she works around my groin, I'm going from semi to hard and back, and I start dripping a bit of pre-cum...can't be helped.
All the way through, she's chatty, with the broken English, made it a little tough, but she also knows to be quiet too, it was a good balance. She's very sweet, funny, smiley (just AndyPly's type).
At the end of the 30 mins, she asks if I wanted to stay longer...the massage was so good and I was nice and relaxed, I thought why not. So I stay on my back and let her carry on.
About 5 mins before the hour is up, she wipes me down with a hot towel and then dries me off. She get a bit of tissue, coz of the pre-cum, which I apologise for and she just giggles at. As this point I thought, she's not getting the hint, so I just ask for a 'happy ending', 'OK' she says', 'but it's £20'...we agree on £10.
The HJ was good, a lot of lube, ball stroking, gentle anal play and she's making 'sexy' noises. I pop in a couple of minutes, but then, there'd been about 55 minutes of teasing.
She cleans me up and I get dressed. In total, I had over £50, which, tbh, was worth the massage itself, the HE was a nice bonus. I was given a loyalty card, which, on the 7th visit, you get free 30 mins.
PROS :
Amazing massage
Pretty good VFM
Sweet lady
Good HE
CONS :
Getting through the door
It was cold
Baby oil isn't the bes to use
Would I go back? Yeah, I probably will. There's another girl there, but I didn't see her, but it's a good 60 minutes, great massage and a nice HE. I'd go for the 2 girls one day.