Claire Keeler

[Raj_peters]

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Separating a post on another thread I posted into a review below.

Ok so a very strange punt this one, there's no real review around and Claire's facial pics don't exist unless you visit her website and pay for them. I didn't do this but I can imagine it would put many off.

The first thing I would say is that she is very strong in her opinions and views - having her name as Keeler as a tribute to Christine Keeler from the 60's who was a prositute that slept with a high ranking minister in both the UK and Russian government and became quite the scandal involving arrests, suicides and ruined lives is a sort of indication to her very pro sex worker views and anti punter attitude that she can display from time to time. (A story she clearly explained well to me for some reason during the punt!)

Sex work is definitely a side job for her and helps to pay the bills rather than loving sex work.
The blogs etc are sarcasm although opinionated is one way you can describe her.

The punt was ok - she seems to like it more rough than GFE if that's what you're after.
When she's on top she's got a good rack to play with.

Comms: very good, very prompt very clear.
Location: Clapham Common near the Gail's Bakery. Very discreet place and very secure.
Price: £160 for the hour

The Punt:
Got to place after good instructions from her. She'll come down to meet you and let you in as the place is quite secure. Won't be wearing sexy outfits as a result, she is selective of her customers and is picky about anyone that doesn't read her profile properly.
Hence she explains that she won't be dressed like a whore or act like a typical wg, she'll be a 'normal' person with you but is very careful of who she wants to be with, she wants to be shown respect. So if you can't message in her proper English she'll say get lost, if you ask for a booking in 10minutes time it's the same etc..

Got the notes out the way, freshened up; she had undressed by now into lingerie. Not the most enticing but I cracked on.
Immediate DFK followed by OWO, then she got me to finger her and requested more fingers until I had 4 in there whilst she got her vibrator out (weird - never done that before).
More OWO followed by sex

I would say:

Positives:
Discreet place - very discreet
Big tits
Seems the adventurous type
Does great DFK

Neutral:
Figure isn't stunning - definitely a 10, no shapely or seductive look or feel to her figure.
she hasn't got a peach of an arse - doesn't look like the gym or keeping in the best possible shape are priorities for her as this isn't a passion of hers, photography is
Face is ok, not amazing
OWO was ok - didn't seem keen

Negatives:
She's doesn't love being a WG unlike Hot Ameera who loves it makes sure her customers know it as well.

For the price paid - I would definitely not come back. It was more an itch I wanted to scratch as I wanted to experience the whole 'we'll be lovers' experience over the standard GFE one. I clearly thought with my dick there and not my head

[yumyum3]

Thanks for the review. Sounds like a negative to me if she's anti punter and giving you lectures about it and asking for £160 to listen to it. Hope things improve for you with your next punt. 

[lewishamguy]

It makes me laugh when reading her profile--such an elite courtesan prossie who doesn't like her job.

Q. Can I call you ‘babe, baby, luv, hun, honey, sweetheart ?   A. Errrrm no, one thinks not. Whenever someone sends me a text or email (because you all know not to call first) using any of these sexiest and lazy terms a vision of a Neolithic man pops into my head, and I can foresee an hour of grunting, sweating, pounding followed by the phrase ‘ride my cock bitch’ and I get the feeling to pass on your booking. Although this is somewhat of an insult to the neolithic man as upon reading my profile, even he would gather not to call me babe …
Q. How many times can I cum in the hour?   A. If you feel inclined to ask this question, its best you book someone else as we will not be a good match, my clients don’t ask this

Btw Raj did you manage to cum twice?

 

[Big Bad R]

Wouldn't touch her with a barge pole (and I am sure she wouldn't, touch me !!) but her blog is fantastic, just love the sarcasm !   

[Hawkwind71]

Interesting she says in her blog that the profile and twitter will self destruct on sep 20th.
Did she mention this in her booking? Is she returning to Australia.
I don't understand girls who try to put you off by their tone on their profile.
We're punters and we shop at the best presented windows first.


sigh ..... 

[Distraction]

Thanks for the review.

Bit of a side point, but she's got a strange pricing system. 30 min - £100, 1 hour - £160, 1.5 hours - £300. I wonder how much of her sarcasm I'd be subjected to if I suggested booking a 30 min and 1 hour appointment back to back?

2 hours is also more than double 1 hour. Perhaps given what you've written above about her not being into it that much, it is deliberate and she doesn't want to see people for too long?

[brolin_76]

i had her face pics from PG no way she is 160/hour.   

[Raj_peters]

Thanks for the review. Sounds like a negative to me if she's anti punter and giving you lectures about it and asking for £160 to listen to it. Hope things improve for you with your next punt. 

I toyed with putting it as a negative - she wasn't as bad as some punts I've had like Vansssa Sky for example

[Raj_peters]

It makes me laugh when reading her profile--such an elite courtesan prossie who doesn't like her job.

Btw Raj did you manage to cum twice?

 

I'm a 1 pop man but it didn't seem like that could happen - we spent quite a lot of time speaking about her photography work which was in fairness an interesting conversation, although again there's a lot of protest art in her.

[Raj_peters]

Wouldn't touch her with a barge pole (and I am sure she wouldn't, touch me !!) but her blog is fantastic, just love the sarcasm !   

Admittedly I found the sarcasm hilarious too!

[Raj_peters]

Interesting she says in her blog that the profile and twitter will self destruct on sep 20th.
Did she mention this in her booking? Is she returning to Australia.
I don't understand girls who try to put you off by their tone on their profile.
We're punters and we shop at the best presented windows first.


sigh ..... 

No she didn't mention that at all - her tone is very aggressive so that she weeds out those she doesn't want to see, personally I think it's her trying to be a stupid alpha female - get over yourself you rent your pussy out for cash. There's no empowerment in there at all!

[lewishamguy]

I'm a 1 pop man but it didn't seem like that could happen - we spent quite a lot of time speaking about her photography work which was in fairness an interesting conversation, although again there's a lot of protest art in her.

I assume she'll be more interested to waste time on talking about her life, career rather than having a sex let alone twice.

 

[Miscm123]

I have never seen her but we were online "friends" for a while.  She's funny but a bit mental I think

[SuitedandBooted]

I am certainly interested to know what she might be like, but keen to understand what you would classify as "mental".

Does she actually like sex, clients or even the play aspect? Or is she really just all about money and laughing at her clients for being gullible idiots?

[Raj_peters]

She most likely does like sex

But on her own terms and in the way she wants it done. You could imagine seeing her at one of those feminist marches.

[lewishamguy]

According to her latest blog it looks like she's ranting about this review.

[SuitedandBooted]

Tried to read her blog but gave up when she said "what I expect from men" when referring to a dinner date.

Sorry sweetheart if you want a boyfriend then that's fine, but don't expect punters to cough up serious cash for some sarcastic, non sexual, man hater!

I did contact her and try and fix up a time (I was nice too) but having seen the evidence I am keeping away. Much rather spend some money with someone who recognises the worth of it and also what I expect in return!

[JEH7376]

One of several girls with over-wordy blogs and a high opinion of her own intelligence, but whose blog betrays that she isn't as clever as she would like to portray. The neolithic man comment is a pretty good example. Prat.

[winkywanky]

The quality of punter who gave her her one review speaks volumes:

"Been with her was amazing"

Not only that, according to her own self-written profile, she's self-depreciating. I think by that, she means that every time she opens her gob she reduces her own value  .

In addition to which, she spells Prosecco as Processco.

If she wasn't being quite so pompous and snobby about her potential clients, she could possibly be forgiven. But, a class-obsessed Aussie snob? No wonder she left home  .

[winkywanky]

...and she says she sometimes does anal? But I reckon you'd have a job, she's already got her own head up there  .

[endomorph]

She is also advertising as External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[Sir Lancealot]

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Looks like she is also very confused about her own sexuality, straight when she is Claire Keeler, but bi-sexual when she is Claire Jayne! Clearly something happens to her when she goes north of the river, although it looks as if she is off to Oxford to shag a few Dons.

[jDguy]

Saw her few weeks ago. She was working in Clapham. Another boring punt with an Aussie girl. Review to follow

[Lightoller]

Saw her few weeks ago. She was working in Clapham. Another boring punt with an Aussie girl. Review to follow

I used to find Australian girls to be the best so this is disappointing to hear. Real sense of fun and up for anything. Had some cracking meets both with Aussie escorts and partners in real life.

Last decent one on the London scene was Koa32 - she had an English accent but was raised in Australia and had that same spirit.