Author Topic: xx Vanessa xx - North Lanarkshire  (Read 1047 times)

JackFlash

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Booked 24 hours in advance.
Comms were good although still hanging around for ten mins.
£70 per hour (discounted from £120 - aye right!)
Easy to find location and parking close by.
 
AW profile says 36 year old top class gorgeous companion who will wow you from the minute you open the door. I reckon older and neither top class nor gorgeous.
AW profile says dress size 8. I reckon 6 - waif like but not in a fit / athletic sense.
Pics are reasonably accurate although the bedroom shown is nothing like the working room.

Vanessa opened the door and greeted with a black tooth smile and unkempt hair. Not the bonniest.
Shown to the working room and first impressions were not good. Dirty mattress on the floor, chair against the wall with a plastic bag of condoms and Play on show.
Started to chat and she seemed to slur, admitted she'd had a few vodkas.
By now I'm wishing I'd about turned at the door but on the principle of YHYH  decided to power through.
Got undressed and she recited her commandments - no anal, no biting, scratching, hair pulling. No raising hands in a violent or threatening manner. I'm guessing she's had a bad experience before but fuck me it was a hardon killer.
She undressed, bog standard bra / thong (not matching) - zero preparation for an advance booking.
Punt itself; hard tug, OW, cowgirl and doggy. Finished on her tummy and tits.
She reached for her mobile and that was my cue to bolt. 25 mins in but that'll do.

Calling this a Neutral. She was enthusiastic, she's actually a really nice girl and for some it would be value for money.

RandyF

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Ascii art says gypo.
Profile lies say gypo
Service/Attitude says gypo.

Is she a gypo?  There's a previous neutral review on here that could've saved you a few bob mate.

Offline Happyjose

Good review. She should probably remove upscale and classy from her profile

JackFlash

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def not a gypo. she's english (Home Counties posh I would say).

I had actually booked before I knew of UKP so it's only a mistake when you dont learn from it. I've learned from it  :D

Offline mr small

She had a special on last month at £40 hour for a day

Think she has a very dusty phone  :hi:

Offline Old enough to know better

Almost a muiror image of the punt I had with her a couple of years back, including the 'should have walked at the door' moment.