Last minute punting disasters

[bristolqwerty]

I cut my lip when shaving last night, I was due to leave for my punt in about 20 minutes and couldn't stop the bloody bleeding for ages, lucky it stopped but I was self conscious about the cut on my lip.  I remember a friend telling me he opened a Viagra foil packet with his teeth and tried to extract the pill with his mouth and then badly cut the inside of his mouth so much he couldn't go ahead with the booking and it was also his last pill   are there any last minute disasters that have befallen you?

[Anadin]

Motorcycle accident, still went to the punt, shouldn't have though.

[yorkshire123]

I don't know how last minute you want to go.....

I tripped up the stairs of a parlour whilst looking at a prossie's arse swinging to and fro inches away from my face resulting in quite a lump on my forehead.

You will be pleased to know that I soldiered on & went ahead with the punt & I'm sure said prossie put in a little more effort because she felt sorry for this clumsy old fucker.

[shagbambi]

Emergency root canal.  Was not a happy bunny!

[TheNewSeeker]

Got to Derby for pre-made booking. Forgotten putting phone, fortunately switched off in office drawer

Resisted temptation to use personal smart phone, mission aborted, grovelling apologies once back home though actually gratefully received.

 

[bristolqwerty]

Motorcycle accident, still went to the punt, shouldn't have though.

F**k me that's commitment 

[Type_O_Negative]

Only once - i rely on public transport in London and it was signal failure on that tube line i was about to take. I had to cancel.

[Cuntminion]

Ran out of milk so no frosties before going , was a bit hungry but soldiered on

[Sylvester]

Ran out of milk so no frosties before going , was a bit hungry but soldiered on

Frosties are definitely one of those cereals you can eat dry.  Straight out of the box by the handful.

No need to go hungry...

[Cuntminion]

Frosties are definitely one of those cereals you can eat dry.  Straight out of the box by the handful.

No need to go hungry...

Is not the same I usually leave them to soak the milk up so they mush

[Sylvester]

Is not the same I usually leave them to soak the milk up so they mush

That's just plain nasty

[Cuntminion]

That's just plain nasty

No
Weetabix mush mountains are best they soak it up

If you ever have a flood forget bucket use weetabix

[iPad3]

No
Weetabix mush mountains are best they soak it up

If you ever have a flood forget bucket use weetabix

Too right, I've heard some low rent prossies use them instead of tampax when they run out.

[Cuntminion]

Too right, I've heard some low rent prossies use them instead of tampax when they run out.

 

[od13218]

Trying to find my way to the punt in terrible traffic, checking the satnav, drove into the car in front- what an idiot!!
Sorted out amicably with the poor sod in front of me.
Went ahead anyway, and used the accident as an excuse for late return home!
A very expensive punt...but luckily was a good one
Doug

[Spankybumtime]

I set out to a punt a few years ago with the postcode the WG gave me.

It was an hours drive.

When i got there i text her the road i was on and asked her what number.

She said 'Block 4 Flat 22 7th floor'

I looked around but could not see any blocks of flats.

Turned out she gave me the wrong bloody postcode and she was another 50 miles away so i gave it up and rearranged for the following week, Should not have bothered as it was the worst punt ever.

Could have been very embarrasing if she had just given me a house number!!

[Anadin]

F**k me that's commitment 

Low speed hit, got knocked off and bike seemed ok so I  just rescheduled for a couple of hours later. Problem was you don't realise you're injured until some hours have passed.

[smiths]

I cut my lip when shaving last night, I was due to leave for my punt in about 20 minutes and couldn't stop the bloody bleeding for ages, lucky it stopped but I was self conscious about the cut on my lip.  I remember a friend telling me he opened a Viagra foil packet with his teeth and tried to extract the pill with his mouth and then badly cut the inside of his mouth so much he couldn't go ahead with the booking and it was also his last pill   are there any last minute disasters that have befallen you?

I was early in a WGs area so sat in my car with the blower on and ran the battery down, I then under-estimated the distance to her place on foot so walked into the road and stopped a car offering a very startled guy £20 to drop me off by her place which he did fortunately. I was then just on time and had a good punt, the WG becoming a regular for a while. I got a cab back to my car and the battery had by then re-charged itself.

Not last minute as such but at in the last half hour or so of a days partying I got a friction burn on my cock, I was given some Sudocrem by the host which soothed it but that was my party over, I was gutted as there were multiple naked WGs free to punt with available.

[smiths]

Just recalled another. I booked in at a party which I had been to before so assumed it was the same place in Canada Water. When I got their I got no answer so rang them and they said they were actually in Greenwich, now I always allow extra time for traffic but on this occasion I decided to break a few driving laws to get their before the party started which I did do just. Lesson learned, check the address details, don't assume.

[johnnyboy61]

Not really a last minute one, but I recently had a birthday punt lined up with a forum darling. During the week I noticed some red spots on my bell-end and sharp pin-prick sensations. Regretfully I rang up and cancelled the day before and on the afternoon that I should have been celebrating my birthday in style took myself to the GUM clinic. Described the symptoms, they couldn't see me as the drop-in slots were all full, but asked if I had recently changed my shower-gel as it sounded much more like a reaction to that than an STD. Low and behold, I had! Swapped back to my original, made sure I rinsed well and voila!, it all cleared up in a day. Fucked up the birthday treat good and proper though.

[lostandfound]

I cut my lip when shaving last night, I was due to leave for my punt in about 20 minutes and couldn't stop the bloody bleeding for ages, lucky it stopped but I was self conscious about the cut on my lip.  I remember a friend telling me he opened a Viagra foil packet with his teeth and tried to extract the pill with his mouth and then badly cut the inside of his mouth so much he couldn't go ahead with the booking and it was also his last pill   are there any last minute disasters that have befallen you?

I've cut myself, or got a spot, or had a cold come on, more times than I can remember on a day I was thinking I was going to punt on. But as I often only book on the day, or just turn up at a parlour, it's not usually a big inconvenience for me. I just delay the punt a few days. 

[SamLP]

Not really had a last minute disaster except being stuck in traffic and not being able to get to a punt on time. Recently I had a tooth extracted and I decided not to punt for a week to allow the area to close up completely. I was spitting blood for several days after the extraction. A week turned to 10 days due to work overload and having not had a punt for around 2 weeks in total I was desperate for a shag. I ended up seeing a regular who commented that I had deposited a large load. Still horny I saw another girl the next day and she also made the same comment.

[Dani]

Motorcycle accident, still went to the punt, shouldn't have though.

Ouch....you must have been bloody keen.  Most people go to the hospital for a check up rather than going to a punt

[smiths]

Ouch....you must have been bloody keen.  Most people go to the hospital for a check up rather than going to a punt

If I made a booking and was capable of punting I would go to the punt first and then seek treatment if I needed to, my priority would be getting my end away, all assuming I wasnt bleeding of course.

[yorkshire123]

Ouch....you must have been bloody keen.  Most people go to the hospital for a check up rather than going to a punt

You're thinking with a women's brain, a randy bloke with a shag (paid or not) on the cards will get to that pussy come hell or high water.

[MancSean]

Just last week I had arranged a few punts and managed to get a booking with an English wg in Cambridge. Everything was set although hadn't put aw booking in yet when the phone rang and it was my sister sounding very sorry for herself. Basically most of her staff had phoned in sick and she was so desperate she begged me seeing I was off work to come and work in her shop for the day.  Unfortunately I owed her a big favour sp had to cancel the punt and wasn't able to rearrange as wg wasn't working after that day to this week when I was back at work.

[threechilliman]

You're thinking with a women's brain, a randy bloke with a shag (paid or not) on the cards will get to that pussy come hell or high water.

Correct. It's the reason for having dubious plans B-Z when plan A goes tits up.

I've often said to girls on the day that only a life-threatening emergency will stop me from a punt. Literally 'Fuck-off world, I'm punting!'

tcm

[threechilliman]

Just last week I had arranged a few punts and managed to get a booking with an English wg in Cambridge. Everything was set although hadn't put aw booking in yet when the phone rang and it was my sister sounding very sorry for herself. Basically most of her staff had phoned in sick and she was so desperate she begged me seeing I was off work to come and work in her shop for the day.  Unfortunately I owed her a big favour sp had to cancel the punt and wasn't able to rearrange as wg wasn't working after that day to this week when I was back at work.

See above^^

That wouldn't have stopped me.

tcm

[Anadin]

Ouch....you must have been bloody keen.  Most people go to the hospital for a check up rather than going to a punt

Low speed hit in full gear so I was walking but a tiny bit sore, would have wasted the hospital's time and mine. The thing is the soreness just kept increasing so the appointment was fine but the ride home wasn't fun.

You're thinking with a women's brain, a randy bloke with a shag (paid or not) on the cards will get to that pussy come hell or high water.

In all honesty the moment it happened I couldn't be bothered and wanted to go home but once I realised I was OK I got horny again. Plus I was 3 quarters of the way there already and I'd only have to come back another day.

[Stiltskin]

I cut my lip when shaving last night, I was due to leave for my punt in about 20 minutes and couldn't stop the bloody bleeding for ages,...

Similar thing happened to me, wasn't my lip though, it was my balls! I was having a pre-punt tidy up and managed to cut myself in about 4 places. I had to use some of that liquid plaster stuff to seal the wounds.

[Spankybumtime]

Similar thing happened to me, wasn't my lip though, it was my balls! I was having a pre-punt tidy up and managed to cut myself in about 4 places. I had to use some of that liquid plaster stuff to seal the wounds.

That stuff stings! 

[Stiltskin]

That stuff stings! 

Yep, I know that now 

[lostandfound]

Similar thing happened to me, wasn't my lip though, it was my balls! I was having a pre-punt tidy up and managed to cut myself in about 4 places. I had to use some of that liquid plaster stuff to seal the wounds.

I know some punters don't like Veet, but with that, and an electric razor ( for face ) I've at least eliminated the risk of cutting myself while shaving.

[Wheelz77]

I know some punters don't like Veet, but with that, and an electric razor ( for face ) I've at least eliminated the risk of cutting myself while shaving.

I bought some of that veet for men but after reading the reviews for it, its still sat in my bathroom cabinet as I'm shit scared to use it 

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[lostandfound]

I bought some of that veet for men but after reading the reviews for it, its still sat in my bathroom cabinet as I'm shit scared to use it 

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Those Amazon reviews are exaggerated for dramatic effect IMO. Exercise a little common sense and you'll be fine.

[MancSean]

See above^^

That wouldn't have stopped me.

tcm

You are right I pussied out not proud of myself plus my sis didn't pay me

[smiths]

Another one was when a WG used Durex Play Tingle on my cock, tingle my arse, the burning pain was horrific, straight to the cold water tap and doused my cock in it. After about 5 minutes the pain did subside fortunately and I was able to punt with her.

[NottsNylonLuvr]

Booked a morning punt via AW messaging & booking, told text incoming for directions.
Already know the location, plenty of time to browse some porn & take a shower...
Picks up punting phone an hour later, punting SIM nowhere to be found (seperate for extra security).
Shit, fire off AW message & rush to shop to get new burner SIM, fuck about in shop putting a tenner on to save time.
Get home, brought wrong SIM for my carrier locked phone!! 
Log back on to AW as now few minutes late for punt.
Hate filled bile in inbox.
Sent grovelling apology (my feedback is flawless).
Unread/deleted.
 

[SamLP]

That did remind me, I was visiting a friend in Kent last year and planned to punt after the meet. Browsed through AW and HL a few girls to contact later. Firstly I had to get some credit and my friend lives in no mans land so I couldn't find a shop locally and ended up driving a little further to find one. After I bought the credit I return to my car and find my punting phone battery had died. I contemplated using my normal phone and eventually my brain made the right decision not to risk it. My friend did comment that I was unusually quiet during lunch. I blamed it on being hungry (which I was but..)

[Mr Sinister]

Not last minute suffered a knee injury playing footy was in pain for a week with my knee strapped up, found it hard to bend,  move agile. Was off work one day and horny so went off for a punt couldn't do anything for the duration of an hour she. So just had the wg ride me cowgirl/reverse for the whole session, never again to punt with an injury.

[the_exile]

Couldn't find the girl's flat - part poor directions, part Milton Keynes all looking the same. Got there in the end but Id wasted half the time for the punt.

Got held up, tried to call the girl but couldn't get through and when I did she said she'd made other plans. Total waste of time.

[Ben4454]

Card getting swallowed in the machine right before a punt.

[MancSean]

Card getting swallowed in the machine right before a punt.

I has similar. Thought I lost my card called to tell bank then remembered I might have left it in tesco. Told bank not to cancel yet till I check tesco and call back. Ran to tesco and got card. Arranged punt and then went back to work. 3 hours later leave work to go to punt.
Go to cashpoint card swallowed due to it being cancelled. Panic as punt is in 30 minutes and have no cash and banks now closed.
So call girl tell her what happened luckily I had seen her on numerous occasions and she said I could pay her once I can get the cash. It was a Friday so I took cash back on the Monday and had a second punt too

[akauya]

Similar thing happened to me, wasn't my lip though, it was my balls! I was having a pre-punt tidy up and managed to cut myself in about 4 places. I had to use some of that liquid plaster stuff to seal the wounds.

Same here, unfortunately I didn't have access to liquid plaster (wouldn't have used it anyway) so I had to cancel. I was kicking myself for being clumsy as I was really looking forward to the punt.

[akauya]

Another stupid thing I did... on my way to a prossie (I was driving) I remembered that I didn't have enough cash on me. So I quickly stopped by a Sainsbury's Local and bought some crappy stuff to get some cashback. I was worried about getting a parking ticket so I hurried back out, jumped in and drove off. It was a few minutes later that I realised I didn't get my cashback. Slaphead moment! Impossible to do a u-turn in London rush hour had to drive around and try and find another spot to get my cash. Luckily the till person had the money ready for me. I grabbed it and run back out again... I was late for the punt.