Cherry Delainey and the nasty surprise.

[Madone1]

Why on why do I bother some times this punt was Thursday but now feel well enough to review it.

Cherry was advertising a one day only in Telford so I though let's give it a go she is a dirty bitch in the videos I've seen so should be a go 30 mins. Coms where good if not a bit slow on the reply which I have noticed more and more with English girls.

Get my ass to the town centre hotel park on the cinema car park and walk over as always so no hassle with hotel nazi parking. Get the room number and head in door opens and my heart sinks cherry sat on the bed looking a hell of a lot bigger then her pics and videos. And closing the door behind me a rough old bird who must be close to 60. The old bird asks for the money right away at this point I should have walked but was thinking she might be the maid.

Strip off and get on the bed the TV is on loud as fuck with the Jeremy Kyle show. Cherry starts to play with my cock and throwing out all the pornstar buzz words before sucking it. Then the old bird drops her dressing gown and dumps her big saggy tits on my face.

The old bird is now giving it the dirty talk as cherry does a good job sucking my cock not that I can see with the massive wrinkled body in the way. Cherry stops sucking me off then moves up to my head and pulls her tits out and drops one on my face the old bird is now wanking me off as fast as she can and before I can get a tit out of my mouth to say anything boom I cum.

I've had enough now so get dressed quicker then ever and leave cursing myself and questioning what the fuck just happened. This was a terrible punt thank fuck it was only sixty quid. Cherry is living off a reputation and letting so rough old girl that I wouldn't even fuck for free do all the work.

This is the rough old bit and all I can say is 41 my arse.
 
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[KidCandyShop]

Look on the bright side at least she didn't climb on top and ride you.
Especially with those creampie photos. 

[suttonporksword]

sounds like anything but fun, i feel for you. i don't get the impression she is the sharpest tool and for that reason never had the temptation to go and see her. So if she is going by the name "Cherry" maybe her friend, being the ugly wrinckled version should be "Prune"

[Madone1]

sounds like anything but fun, i feel for you. i don't get the impression she is the sharpest tool and for that reason never had the temptation to go and see her. So if she is going by the name "Cherry" maybe her friend, being the ugly wrinckled version should be "Prune"

 

[P.O.G]

Did you book a two girl appointment? Or were you not expecting the other girl at all?

[Placebo88]

Had you booked for a duo session or was the older woman uninvited by you ? If the later you should have told her to leave and made Cherry do some work.It sounds like an ambush unless I have misread it !

Thanks for reporting back on what happened to you and saving others from a bad experience , from her profile I can see why you gave her a try.

[P.O.G]

Looking at the feedback and field reviews on Cherrys profile, it's something that's unexpected for the punters. They book one, and get both, which is meant to be a 'nice' surprise. I would've probably enjoyed it, but if Emma is not to your preference, then it would be a hellish experience.

[MrBridger]

What you need to do is take along HP to distract Emma while you spend your time with the one you've actually booked, although having said that it doesn't seem like she'd have been much good on her own.

HP as a wingman - never thought I'd be saying that! 

[A.Chou85]

Cherry does seem way bigger than her photos show of her.. she also on Facebook [Removed by admin]

[pianodave]

Cherry does seem way bigger than her photos show of her.. she also on Facebook [Removed by admin]

Not sure it's cool to post this really

[dboy74]

Thanks for the review, Madone1, but sorry to hear that it was a disappointment.

I had previously tried calling Cherry a few months ago when she had some midweek 'offer' on, but firmly removed her from my HL now!

[Jerboa]

I'm confused, you walk in, don't like the look of Cherry, and the old bint asks for the cash, at that point if your brain was not your dick you should of said no thanks, and bid farewell.

[Hawkwind71]

But the question begs.....

Why would a relatively attractive girl who maybe could lose a few pounds and get some decent clients, add an absolutely dreadful looking WG to the mix and possibly sacrifice so much business.

Is she really so rich that she can afford to deal out this crap. Or is the work so obnoxious to her in which case she should get out ??????

am I missing something or is she just taking the piss

[Placebo88]

It sounds like sexual assault ; the OP had no idea the other woman was going to be present , clearly did not want her there and she then got involved in the action without his consent!No wonder it took him a few days to recover sufficiently to post the warning.

It is probably the only way she can get any action other than hiring a male escort for herself !

If there are more reports of this kind of thing I will have to add a can of pepper spray to my punting kit!

[A.Chou85]

Not sure it's cool to post this really

Is it not? Maybe admin can delete if innapropriate

[azrael]

Sorry to hear you had a terrible punt OP, that being said her aw page does state a "special two girls for 30 mins for £60. But If you didnt want the "old bird" involved you should have asked her to leave, either that or you should have walked 

[Madone1]

Yeah you are all right I should have told the old girl to do one. I was under the impression that since I didn't ask for the two girl service at any point before the punt she was going to leave as the punt started. This is a well rehearsed ambush to get you in and out as fast as possible.

As for Cherry is not a bad looking girl just bigger then her videos and pics make her look.

[Madone1]

Looking at the feedback and field reviews on Cherrys profile, it's something that's unexpected for the punters. They book one, and get both, which is meant to be a 'nice' surprise. I would've probably enjoyed it, but if Emma is not to your preference, then it would be a hellish experience.

Spot on mate if Emma had been 40 years younger and a hell of a lot hotter this would have been a dream punt. But the fact this old girl just joins in mid punt is not my idea of a nice surprise.

Oh well live and learn.

[Jerboa]

But the question begs.....

Why would a relatively attractive girl who maybe could lose a few pounds and get some decent clients, add an absolutely dreadful looking WG to the mix and possibly sacrifice so much business.

Is she really so rich that she can afford to deal out this crap. Or is the work so obnoxious to her in which case she should get out ??????

am I missing something or is she just taking the piss

Maybe it was bring your mother to work day. 

[Trevor12]

Cherry does seem way bigger than her photos show of her

She did an ice bucket video last year, which show what she loked like then:

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[Stapler]

Looks like both of them in that vid have been eating too many pies! 


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[vw]

Sounds terrible, think I would have walked.  Basically you were molested by the grim reaper.

[Hawkwind71]

Sounds terrible, think I would have walked.  Basically you were molested by the grim reaper.

So theres me reading a review of a neg punt and you compare it to the grim reaper. Nearly snorted into my pint. 

[A.Chou85]

She did an ice bucket video last year, which show what she loked like then:

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She looks even bigger in that video!

[vw]

She looks even bigger in that video!

Not my cup of tea, she even sounds like a bloke.  That other fat blob has tuned up in my local search, got help the desperate of Cheltenham may god be with you !

[Hawkwind71]

She did an ice bucket video last year, which show what she loked like then:

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God, weight and pudgy arms makes her a completely different woman to the one on her profile.

[Horizontal pleasures]

What you need to do is take along HP to distract Emma while you spend your time with the one you've actually booked, although having said that it doesn't seem like she'd have been much good on her own.

HP as a wingman - never thought I'd be saying that! 

I wish ...

[nwbrfc]

Sorry you had a bad one. She's often been on my "I'm desparate" list but I've always been put off by the picture of her holding her award where de looks a lot bigger than in other photos.

And now I know it's true.

Thanks for TOFTT

[Placebo88]

Thanks for TOFTT

He wishes it had just been one !

He took two for the team and both of them bad ones .Some kind of commendation or even a medal is surely in order!

[JEH7376]

Awful story, my sympathies to the OP. really the kind of scenario you'd only expect to see in some kind of dark comic fiction.

[Min_g79]

Cherry is a nasty vile person, punted with her not so long ago and she was stuck up for such an average looking bird...as soon as our punt was over , she was on the phone to her local dealer by the sound of it.
She used to house share with another working girl Cumslut Alex, who apparently got robbed by Cherry and done a runner 

[vw]

Cherry is a member here and logged on today

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=27114

[suttonporksword]

She did an ice bucket video last year, which show what she loked like then:

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I take it this was a personal website post, as she mentioned her mothers name?? She did well to get Omlette from Lee Nelson to do the soaking, good work Omlette though it was probably a peer pressure challenge.

Cherry is offering £100 outcall special offer today, I would go for it if really desperate for a fuck, but I can do without the £100....

[vw]

Cherry is offering £100 outcall special offer today, I would go for it if really desperate for a fuck, but I can do without the £100....

Is this an advert or are you going ?

[suttonporksword]

neither, just an observation and suggestion that the girl is desperate. are you going as you replied...

[vw]

neither, just an observation and suggestion that the girl is desperate. are you going as you replied...

No, just like to be aware of people braver than me.

[regular_guy]

i must admit i read this and quite fancied having a go for 30 mins with them both,  then saw the comment from Min_g79 which has put me off quote a lot ,  having said that if i'm in the area and they are then i'm sure to write a review !

[Min_g79]

im afraid what I said in the post is all true...she called the dealer and said come over in 5 minutes...although I was still half naked so had to dress up and do one ASAP !!

[regular_guy]

im afraid what I said in the post is all true...she called the dealer and said come over in 5 minutes...although I was still half naked so had to dress up and do one ASAP !!

Fair enough,  that's put me right off,  another one bites the dust.  Thanks for the heads up

[Cherry delainey]

Think a few things need clearing up here. Firstly this review sounds more like a comedy sketch than anything else... if you wasn't happy with the situation when you walked in then there was no need to stay. If you blow your beans very early on then decide to get dressed and leave, that's your shortfall, not mine. If you somehow think I was rude to you etc then my attitude is only a reflection of how you treat me.

On the comments on my appearance, I'm very happy with how I look. If you don't like anything about me, don't book me.

To the twat who posted my personal facebook, you seem a bit unhinged to be searching facebook for prostitutes.

And for the comments on cumslut alex, she's a fucking heroin addict and barebacker. That's why I no logger work with her. And I sure as shit do not take drugs!

[broksonic]

im afraid what I said in the post is all true...she called the dealer and said come over in 5 minutes...although I was still half naked so had to dress up and do one ASAP !!

For all you know she could just of called a friend and not a dealer

[James999]

On the comments on my appearance, I'm very happy with how I look.

Then why lie about your age, you are clearly nearer 47 than 27?

And why do your AW profile pics look so different to the video where your son throws a bucket of cold water over you?

[Cherry delainey]

Then why lie about your age, you are clearly nearer 47 than 27?

And why do your AW profile pics look so different to the video where your son throws a bucket of cold water over you?

I'm verified on adultwork. I am 27. And that's my uncle not my son

[Cherry delainey]

For all you know she could just of called a friend and not a dealer

I was more than likely phoning my lift to say I was ready. Obviously the person assumes I am like cumslut alex and am on drugs

[vw]

I was more than likely phoning my lift to say I was ready. Obviously the person assumes I am like cumslut alex and am on drugs

Guilt by association is quite common, good for you exposing cumslut alex, does she have a link ?

[Steve2]

£120/hr in Telford!!!

It must be a punting desert.

I would have rejected her at £60/HR, especially working with a BB creampie SLUT. A candidate for the "Be afraid" threads

 

[broksonic]

Does not mean to say that Cherry does bareback because cumslut Alex does.

I also think this is a malicious review because he didn't like the look of cherry.  Why didn't he just say sorry but I'm going to give you a miss

[vw]

Does not mean to say that Cherry does bareback because cumslut Alex does.

I also think this is a malicious review because he didn't like the look of cherry.  Why didn't he just say sorry but I'm going to give you a miss

What is this extreme white knighting ? He had very large unwelcome bed guests and a bad time.

[broksonic]

What is this extreme white knighting ? He had very large unwelcome bed guests and a bad time.

But why not just walk before he handed over the money ?

[vw]

But why not just walk before he handed over the money ?

Why blame the punter for Jabba the hut jumping into bed ?