External Link/Members OnlyFancied some erotic massage with some prostate action. Thought this profile looked too good to be true and, of course, it was.
Pics looked OK, not bad really. Service description looked just my cup of tea. Price was very right at £70 for an hour.
Of course, not British at that price, but Hungarian. Conversation on the phone was slightly tricky with the language, but got me to the right place at the right time. Big tower block just north of Edgeware Road tube station. Not *too* dodgy. Inside was very domestic, messy, but clean. Evidence of kids stuff around, which is always slightly offputting.
Of course, she was nowhere near as lovely looking at the pics, though not grim at least. But dressed in very every day clothes.

Fair enough, it's a massage booking, but no reason why she couldn't have made a bit of an effort.
The massage was only OK, and was looking to move towards it's conclusion rather too early. That was when I put out for the prostate play that was on offer. Fair enough, she did it, but the whole thing was all rather lacklustre. And, of course, no conversation.
So, not dreadful, but just disappointing all round, really.