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External Link/Members OnlyOh god, where to begin.
I rang Khloe in the morning. We had a quick chat, agreed on a 2pm booking and she texted me the postcode. I texted back confirmation immediately.
I arrived and parked up in the area about 2.05pm, slightly delayed as it turned out my local petrol station had closed down and I needed a detour. I rang Khloe but had no answer and sent a text. I got a reply saying she wasn't ready and needed 15 minutes. I was ok with this and popped into the local supermarket for a bite to eat.
At 2.20pm, Khloe texted me requesting to cancel. Looking back I should have just run. I sent back, could she do later and she asked me to ring. I did and she gave me the address. I finally arrived at around 2.25.
Khloe was apologetic. She'd had some cancelations and wasn't organised. She thought I hadn't confirmed, even though I had. There was no hug or kiss to greet me. I'm just under 6ft but Khloe was wearing heels and is a tall girl so she towered over me which was slightly intimidating. Nevertheless Khloe offered me a shower. I took it, but the water was freezing and took five minutes to warm up. So a ten minute shower or thereabouts. When I came out, I lay on the bed. Khloe fussed around, first to one side, then to the other to turn off the lights, then she was on the wrong side of the bed so back round while I shifted over. By the way, the large widescreen TV was on during all of this and remained on for the duration. Eventually Khloe settled down, we kissed a couple of times, but it was pecks on the lips, as Khloe didn't do tongues. I asked her for a blowjob. She put a condom on me and began going down on me, but gave up just as I was getting nicely hard. It was ok, nothing special.
Khloe then undressed and then she told me that she didn't go on top, as she was conscious about her weight - seeing as nothing else seemed to be going on in terms of foreplay either, I got between her legs, I asked if I could finger her but that was out too. So I entered her. This didn't go smoothly. Khloe admitted the bed was slanted slightly and at one point I almost fell off it because Khloe had positioned herself on the very edge of the bed. Then she had a pain in her belly. So instead I suggested we try Doggy style. After I got up behind her though, Khloe stopped me. She went into the bathroom. She'd started her period.
Khloe came out. She got dressed. Offered me another shower, which I declined, then expected me to get dressed and pretty much pushed me out the door. I checked my phone. 2.55pm. The amount I paid her? £130 for 1 hour. No offer of a refund for a lost half an hour, no offer to finish me off by hand. I didn't cum.
I'm diabetic, so I get sildenafil. That stuff will make you hard for hours with just a touch. By the end of meeting Khloe, I couldn't have got it up if I'd taken a months supply. Khloe said she would offer me a girlfriend experience. It was more like a divorce with added theft experience.
Khloe said 'Well you'll remember this one won't you'. No Khloe. I'd much rather just forget the whole thing ever happened. Preferably with my money back.
