£40 30 minutes, small room
Looks: 8/10
Service: 9.5/10 (but maybe not to everyone's taste)
Parlour: 8.5/10
Value For Money: 9.5/10
Having read reviews on here that Ling is a good looking Chinese lady who likes to probe the client's bottom and tweak their nipples I knew this was a girl I needed to see.
Handy tip for those travelling from Yorkshire / Rochdale / Oldham
The traffic can be really shit at the moment so I dropped off Junction 19 through Middleton picking up the A664 all the way through to Marshall Street where there is a cheap car park at the Oldham Road (A62) end (£2 for 2 hours) and it's only a 10 minute walk down Oldham Street, through Piccadily Gardens and on to Portland Street.
Entrance
Through the big black door of 44 Portland Street, up the stairs and into a lovely dimly lit red and black type place that gave off a sex vibe. Friendly receptionist and within 5 minutes I was greeted by Ling (had already booked ahead) and taken to a small room with a massage bed - it wasn't actually that small and had good shower and decent massage bed.
Service
Ling came back in very friendly, and as others have stated, keen to do the massage stuff. I thought why not and lay on my front.
Excellent 5 minute massage, then she had clearly worked me out and asked:
"You want my strapper?"
Had I not already read about her, I might not have caught on so quickly that she meant her strapon.
When I replied yes, she excitedly ran off to get it. As described by others a long purple one with a bulbous end and attached to batteries to vibrate.
A little prostrating and then into me with the strapon from behind.
An excellent and very enthusiastic service and I'm now waiting for the nipple tweaking. And I wasn't disappointed. Then she rolled me over onto my back, new condom applied and she fucked me in missionary. Some of you may be surprised to hear that the nipple tweaking was nowhere near severe enough for me, but she was more than happy to increase the volume and add a little biting.
A little bit of snogging, then onto the floor, new condom and shagging me standing up. Then back onto the bed (it really was more of a raised bed than a massage bench) and me sitting on top.
I was probably taking the piss with time now, and when I asked if I could lick her pussy she said no, which I think meant I needed to get on with it, so I suggested I lie on my back and wank while she plays with my nipples. Her reply was:
"OK shall I sit on your face"
And she did, without knickers, and I got my pussy licking - lovely tasty pussy too.
Then BANG and I'm done.
Recommended: YES
Would I return: YES, although it's a bit of a trek for me so not quickly
Recommend parlour: YES, old school sexy feel, friendly receptionist
