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Author Topic: Hand Shandy's until payday!  (Read 690 times)

Offline Bigjohn

You know, some times a punt is just not meant to be.
Tried twice last week with no success.
Was planning a visit to a dependable girl on Friday.
Today, my car decides it is in need of a bit of TLC.
No punts for me now until next month!
Roll-on payday!

Offline smiths

You know, some times a punt is just not meant to be.
Tried twice last week with no success.
Was planning a visit to a dependable girl on Friday.
Today, my car decides it is in need of a bit of TLC.
No punts for me now until next month!
Roll-on payday!

Sometimes I much prefer a good wankfest, get the porn and tissues ready and off I go.

Offline seeker

Punting is not a necessity to me
It's a reward to myself   :cool:
No money ...no reward ....
Punting is a long way down on my list of priorities.  :hi:

Offline stevedave

I was planning a punt tomorrow lunchtime, only to find out this evening I have to be elsewhere tomorrow. Dammit!!

Had one off the wrist when I got home in an attempt to make up for it. It hasn't worked, must try harder!

Sometimes I much prefer a good wankfest, get the porn and tissues ready and off I go.

Yeah, when I'm left home alone, pull the blind, volume up, tissues out, pants down, search Jess West and away I go :yahoo:

tcm

Offline superchamp

Yeah, when I'm left home alone, pull the blind, volume up, tissues out, pants down, search Jess West and away I go :yahoo:

tcm

Don't do what an idiot pub acquaintance of mine once did. Home alone, a few beers, wank fest, falls asleep on the sofa. Wife and step daughter walk in after a shopping trip to find him asleep with pants down and a big wad of tissue wrapped round his knob.  :lol:

Offline stevedave

Don't do what an idiot pub acquaintance of mine once did. Home alone, a few beers, wank fest, falls asleep on the sofa. Wife and step daughter walk in after a shopping trip to find him asleep with pants down and a big wad of tissue wrapped round his knob.  :lol:

A mate of mine once found his Dad, sparked out in front of the tv with Babestation on  :lol:


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