Glasgow: Oriental_Companions

[whoreasarous]

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Living in Govanhill I have many a gypo to call upon to fulfil my sexual needs. In the past I have stupidly called upon these Gypos, and more often than not, am left unfulfilled sexually, as well as 40 bucks lighter.

To that end I chose the Oriental Companions. Surely these wenches could not be any worse than the Romanians that populate my proximity search.

Called, to which I was greeted by a Oriental lass with very broken English. Asked for address. Got it. Showed up. Nice building. Called again, got the buzzer number and in I went.

The page advertises numerous girls. There was only one working. Maybe mid-30s, with a kid, guessing by the droopy tits. Pretty slim. Said she was 27 (seems to be a common age in hooking). Looks wise, nothing to write home about. Maybe the bird with the red dress in the gallery.

I was only after 15 minutes, so I parted with £40. She counted it in front of me. Fair enough.

Straight away I could sense the tension. But I was horny as hell so I onwards I marched.

Began by stroking my balls and upper body. Wasn't doing anything for me. I went in for a kiss. Rebuffed!!! So we moved onto the bed. Asked for a suck. Only with a condom. Thought to hell with this lets just fuck. She lay on her back, legs in the air, and I thrusted as hard as possible. She kept checking the condom was on. Went to lick her feet. Nope...too ticklish. Then maybe after 2-3 minutes she removes my cock. Okay; she's switching it up.

Nope: I had supposedly came. 'You cum', as I stood there with an erection.... I was fucking fuming so started demanding my money back. She then grabs her phone and says she needs to call someone. I could hear it was another oriental girl. After the call I say what the fuck was that about? 'You cause trouble'. No, I fucked you for 3 mins then you said I cum.

I say look, there will be no trouble, but I just gave you £40. I want to fucking cum. She said okay, another 5 mins. I get her to sit on my face and wank off. I cum. Am happy.

After that, she goes on about how if I cause trouble I won't get out. People will block the entrance. I just kind of laughed. I wanted to call her bluff, but, there would have been nothing to gain. Am pretty sure I've seen her about Govanhill pushing a pram. No man in toe.

Anyway, avoid this cretin. You get what you pay for. And I got mines.

[longjon]

i met this lady last year,,, just seemed to want my money and wasnt interested in anything else once I had paid her.

[TommyMoundfrigger]

i met this lady last year,,, just seemed to want my money and wasnt interested in anything else once I had paid her.

Maybe a review would have saved the OP £40?! 

[mr small]

was she just off victoria rd ?

[whoreasarous]

Aye small. Just odd Victoria road. Like an old church or something. Fucking heathen shouldn't be in such a place. Said she was here for a few more days before going back to London but I think that was just to stop me panning her windows in later....

As for you long Jon....if you have info on shit hookers spill the beans. Prior to calling her today I put in her unique wee number and there was no feedback. If you had bothered your arse reviewing her then maybe I'd have had a better time fucking some wee other bird. Or at least saved myself £40. You sir, are a cunt. You'd be better off keeping your trap shut.

[mr small]

External Link/Members Only

Same place as yaya that I walked from last week.

Different profile but obviously all working from same flat or different profiles for the same B+S

 

[seeker]

Aye small. Just odd Victoria road. Like an old church or something. Fucking heathen shouldn't be in such a place. Said she was here for a few more days before going back to London but I think that was just to stop me panning her windows in later....

As for you long Jon....if you have info on shit hookers spill the beans. Prior to calling her today I put in her unique wee number and there was no feedback. If you had bothered your arse reviewing her then maybe I'd have had a better time fucking some wee other bird. Or at least saved myself £40. You sir, are a cunt. You'd be better off keeping your trap shut.

Love the Glasgow banter
Ans totally agree about reviews on bad wg.

[johncee83]

I phoned a couple of weeks ago but thought she sounded mental on the phone so didny bother, unlucky mate sounds shite

[mr small]

How many shit wg's have you avoided by using this site Longjohn ?

Yet you couldn't find two minutes in the past year to warn the rest of us about this one !

Why the fuck did you bother to register as I believe warning others of bad punts/wg's is the basis of the site ?

 

[Gb7]

Aye small. Just odd Victoria road. Like an old church or something. Fucking heathen shouldn't be in such a place. Said she was here for a few more days before going back to London but I think that was just to stop me panning her windows in later....

As for you long Jon....if you have info on shit hookers spill the beans. Prior to calling her today I put in her unique wee number and there was no feedback. If you had bothered your arse reviewing her then maybe I'd have had a better time fucking some wee other bird. Or at least saved myself £40. You sir, are a cunt. You'd be better off keeping your trap shut.

Fuck me, you sound a charmer.
To be fair, what were you really expecting for 40 notes and no feedback?
Some info on shit hookers for you, they usually have no feedback and charge 40 quid.
Hope that helps.

[RandyF]

Fuck me, you sound a charmer.
To be fair, what were you really expecting for 40 notes and no feedback?
Some info on shit hookers for you, they usually have no feedback and charge 40 quid.
Hope that helps.

 

You away off on one again so soon girlfriend!?  You can't blame being on the blob this time.

Think your more straight out anti-ukp than anti-punter to be fair.  Let it all out 

Whoreasarous, you sound like a wise man!  Could do with more of you on here...can you believe that not visiting gypos puts you in the MINORITY on here!???????? Sad days 

[chico1000]

To be fair I think GB7 has a point presumably you are quite new to the scene and learning from this site.  The profile screams trafficked or pimped girls to me...

  As for your quote on the other guy

"As for you long Jon....if you have info on shit hookers spill the beans. Prior to calling her today I put in her unique wee number and there was no feedback. If you had bothered your arse reviewing her then maybe I'd have had a better time fucking some wee other bird. Or at least saved myself £40. You sir, are a cunt. You'd be better off keeping your trap shut" 

he is also new to the site he registered with this site 1/9/15 so he to is learning and was probably just trying to support your review.  Is there any need for you to be abusive towards him.

[Gb7]

You away off on one again so soon girlfriend!?  You can't blame being on the blob this time.

Think your more straight out anti-ukp than anti-punter to be fair.  Let it all out 

Whoreasarous, you sound like a wise man!  Could do with more of you on here...can you believe that not visiting gypos puts you in the MINORITY on here!???????? Sad days 

Did you actually read his post or is it more important for you to have a dig at me?
He said that he had previously used the "gypos" and they were shite so thought this might be a bit better. So he's not in your minority

[whoreasarous]

Aye I fucked a few gypos a while ago. Living in Govanhill and the hangover horn can lead to bad choices. Some learn the easy way and some the hard way: mines was the later.

Here, the prossie has to think about it this way. I could of got on auld spankwire or whatever is doing the rounds these days, and wanked myself stupid over some hardcore German porn. Instead, I gave the not-so-young lass £40 for 15 minutes of her time. Fuck, where else can you earn £40 for 15 mins work. So, for that you'd except something bordering on effort. Are you seriously defending these prossies?

Abusive? Since when has the word 'cunt' been offensive in Glasgow? Away back to your gentrified Ikea palace.

[RandyF]

Did you actually read his post or is it more important for you to have a dig at me?
He said that he had previously used the "gypos" and they were shite so thought this might be a bit better. So he's not in your minority

Quit nagging me like I'm your boyfriend, sweetheart   

Course I read the chaps review, can't cast a man down just because he's walked in the darkside.  He's a wiser man for it.  No doubt he'll give the trafficked Ornamental's the heave-ho now too 

[RandyF]

Here, the prossie has to think about it this way. I could of got on auld spankwire or whatever is doing the rounds these days, and wanked myself stupid over some hardcore German porn. Instead, I gave the not-so-young lass £40 for 15 minutes of her time. Fuck, where else can you earn £40 for 15 mins work. So, for that you'd except something bordering on effort. Are you seriously defending these prossies?

Telltale sign there trafficked mate. There's no other logical reason why they'd loathe the ground you walk on before you've even entered the door.  You may be giving them 40 notes, but what they getting, 20?  No chance.  Tenner?  Maybe if there lucky....maybe there getting bunged 20quid & a sausage supper at the end of the 25 cock day.

Can lead to a bit of a man-hating attitude that can, aye.

[chico1000]

Aye I fucked a few gypos a while ago. Living in Govanhill and the hangover horn can lead to bad choices. Some learn the easy way and some the hard way: mines was the later.

Here, the prossie has to think about it this way. I could of got on auld spankwire or whatever is doing the rounds these days, and wanked myself stupid over some hardcore German porn. Instead, I gave the not-so-young lass £40 for 15 minutes of her time. Fuck, where else can you earn £40 for 15 mins work. So, for that you'd except something bordering on effort. Are you seriously defending these prossies?

Abusive? Since when has the word 'cunt' been offensive in Glasgow? Away back to your gentrified Ikea palace.

As far as I am aware calling someone a cunt in Glasgow on the street still gets you a night in the cells.  But your right maybe you should stick to the wanking it's about your level.

[Gb7]

Quit nagging me like I'm your boyfriend, sweetheart   

Course I read the chaps review, can't cast a man down just because he's walked in the darkside.  He's a wiser man for it.  No doubt he'll give the trafficked Ornamental's the heave-ho now too 

I've got it. You two are related aren't  you.
Maybe your laddie? Wee baby Randy.
I can just picture you both in your homemade fort made out of McDonalds chip pokes and KFC buckets. Just sitting there on the laptop  in your matching shellsuits and helicopter helmets. Crayon behind each each ear. 14 fingers and 26 toes between you. You wink at him with your middle eye and pat him on his humphy back as a wee tear dribbles down your cheek. He's done it. He's actually done it. For the first time he's managed to type cunt properly.
Just then there's a knock at the door.
"who's that Dad"?
"don't worry son, its just your Uncle Seeker".

[seeker]

What the fuck are you on Gb7
Maybe it's the blob
Or magic shrooms

[chico1000]

 

I've got it. You two are related aren't  you.
Maybe your laddie? Wee baby Randy.
I can just picture you both in your homemade fort made out of McDonalds chip pokes and KFC buckets. Just sitting there on the laptop  in your matching shellsuits and helicopter helmets. Crayon behind each each ear. 14 fingers and 26 toes between you. You wink at him with your middle eye and pat him on his humphy back as a wee tear dribbles down your cheek. He's done it. He's actually done it. For the first time he's managed to type cunt properly.
Just then there's a knock at the door.
"who's that Dad"?
"don't worry son, its just your Uncle Seeker".
 

[whoreasarous]

I've got it. You two are related aren't  you.
Maybe your laddie? Wee baby Randy.
I can just picture you both in your homemade fort made out of McDonalds chip pokes and KFC buckets. Just sitting there on the laptop  in your matching shellsuits and helicopter helmets. Crayon behind each each ear. 14 fingers and 26 toes between you. You wink at him with your middle eye and pat him on his humphy back as a wee tear dribbles down your cheek. He's done it. He's actually done it. For the first time he's managed to type cunt properly.
Just then there's a knock at the door.
"who's that Dad"?
"don't worry son, its just your Uncle Seeker".

The worst thing is you're probably quite proud of this utter pish piece of patter. 

Anyway, am here to help punters avoid shite punts, share views, and hopefully find a wee gem to pork. I've no time for the retarded nonsense this fool spews.

Aye randy, you're probably spot on. But, nonetheless, still the worst punt of my life.

[auldie63]

Fuck, where else can you earn £40 for 15 mins work.

Lawyers would not work for that, politicians would consider that rate beneath them, and all sorts of incompetent senior civil servants, royalty, other blue bloods and assorted parasites on society do.

[auldie63]

As far as I am aware calling someone a cunt in Glasgow on the street still gets you a night in the cells.  But your right maybe you should stick to the wanking it's about your level.

Night in the cells? Mair like a Mouthfu O' Heeders.

[RandyF]

I've got it. You two are related aren't  you.
Maybe your laddie? Wee baby Randy.
I can just picture you both in your homemade fort made out of McDonalds chip pokes and KFC buckets. Just sitting there on the laptop  in your matching shellsuits and helicopter helmets. Crayon behind each each ear. 14 fingers and 26 toes between you. You wink at him with your middle eye and pat him on his humphy back as a wee tear dribbles down your cheek. He's done it. He's actually done it. For the first time he's managed to type cunt properly.
Just then there's a knock at the door.
"who's that Dad"?
"don't worry son, its just your Uncle Seeker".

You won't ever be able to demean me or any other UKP member with your pathetic pompous hoor comedy Gb7.

We tower above it.