First some context, this was a PPP (post pub punt) and I had the sexual equivalent of the munchies so expectations were low. Pulled up AW on the mobile and basically started trying numbers. the only one that answered late at night was 'new luyse'
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I'll be honest, I was fully expecting, and prepared for, a tried and tested bait & switch. If that's what transpired I promised myself I'd simply leave. However the girl that greeted me at the door of one of the usual suspects flats was actually the one in the photos. When I say greeted, I actually mean scowled, but in I went anyway. By the way, I fully expect this to be a bait and switch anyway, I just got (un)lucky.
The positives:
Got kit off straight away, no boring chit chat (not that her English is good enough) Good OWO and is content to suck for long periods, game to try every and any position (although you have to sort of demonstrate because of the language barrier). Clean flat if a little bare. Plenty parking although I was intoxicated so no car for me. At no time did I feel uncomfortable.
The negatives:
"ok baby" "yes baby" "yeah baby" are pretty much the only things she can say...and she does, OFTEN. Very off putting. Clockwatcher, kept checking the phone for the time. Very mechanical although I was expecting this from an EE.
All in all it was a 6/10...steady if unspectacular.
Would I return? Probably not.
