Sex tips for girls #34 - Doggy Style

[Tony Montana]

1. Get your head right down to the bed so your arse is pointing to the light fitting (or sky if al fresco).
2. Turn your head an look back at the guy with pure lust in your eyes
3. Reach back between your legs with your hand an stroke the balls as they swing to and fro
4. Don't have a shit or scary tattoo on your back (skulls, snakes, white supremacy swastika etc)

[SirFrank]

5. Make sure you wash your arse crack before 'presenting'. There's nowt worse than a smelling sweaty brown eye

[The_Don]

6) Ask: on or off the bed
7) Have pillows handy for comfort (raised support, belly or knees etc) 

[Type_O_Negative]

5. Make sure you wash your arse crack before 'presenting'. There's nowt worse than a smelling sweaty brown eye

A small update - make sure you wash and shave your arse crack...

[Zeusthedoc]

Have an open mouth, prepared to take a toe(s) at short notice.

Also, be prepared for a foot on the face too.

Back is dipped downwards like a skate ramp and not arched like a bridge.

Ensure legs are apart enough to accommodate relevant height of partner (if you're fucking a tall guy, ass needs to be higher)

[Pompoy123]

8) Don't yell out you are going to deep when I'm hung like an ant

[socks]

9) if you really have to fart make sure it's out of the hole the cock is in.

[Roth]

Have an open mouth, prepared to take a toe(s) at short notice.

Also, be prepared for a foot on the face too.