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Author Topic: Alana HOD1  (Read 1134 times)

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Vitals:

Place: HOD 1
Time: 30 minutes
Cost: £70
Nationality: Romanian

http://www.houseofdivine.com/miltonkeynesescortandlondonescort.php?girlid=2771

Coms and Location:

Coms with HOD maid good. Location decent and well reviewed.

Alana:

Alana is very petite. Tiny. Short and skinny. Small tits. She has a tattoo on her lower back and a long red horizontal scar between her navel and pubic bone. Clearly from surgery. It is airbrushed out of her photos. She was quite self-conscious about it, and asked if I minded. I did not mind. She is in her 20s but would definitely suit those who like hard teen bodies. Some of her photos are airbrushed so I have included a representative photo below so you can see what to really expect facially.

She was dressed in black stockings and underwear which she removed quite quickly. I was already undressed when she entered the room so she pulled my towel away and asked me not to be shy, which I thought was quite funny. Her english is excellent and she has a very friendly manner. Easy to talk to and very willing to please. DFK was on offer and she was very forthcoming with it.

She did not offer OWO. Some of you may mind, I do not. She said "I am young and I want to stay healthy so please only with condom". I thought that was a very honest and sensible approach, so I was happy for her to proceed on that basis.

Her technique was quite Romanian in that she was very keen for me to get excited quickly. I did not feel rushed though. Her OW was quite good, nothing special, but the excellent element to it was seeing her tight body and ass as she was nodding up and down on my cock. She would have been happy to continue OW (hence why I did not feel rushed) but I really wanted to get inside her. She reached over for some lube, applied it and ripped open a condom.

I just want to ponder on the lube thing for a moment. I do not know why WGs, if they need lube, do not apply it before they enter the room the punter is in. Whenever they do it in front of me it always suggests two things which I find slightly off-putting to think about when I am paying her for sex, The first is: she is not turned on and wet enough (I don't care if she actually is or not, but I just don't want to be reminded of it - I would rather have the illusion). The second is: her little flower is getting battered left-right-and centre all day by hard cocks and she needs lube for her own comfort and ability to perform (I know that is the case, but again, I don't want to be reminded of it when she is with me).

Anyway, she put the condom on me and asked me how I wanted her. We started with a bit of doggy so I could see her lovely ass. I then lay down from some CowGirl. Finally I got her to lie on her back for mish. She leg locked me with her very slim and nylon covered legs and pulled me tight into her as we DFK'd. It didn't take too long before I came.

After cleaning up, we still had 10 minutes left. She wasn't trying to end the appointment early so she offered me a massage which I gratefully received. We talked for the remaining time before getting dressed.

As I was leaving she gave me a slow, lingering kiss on the lips.

Overall, it was a very nice punt. I liked her.

Representative photo:


Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Glad you enjoyed OP.

I saw her when she was Carla at LMP in August 2014.

Found it quite amusing she told you not to be shy, as she herself was a very raw, shy cutie when I met her. Think she was a bit bewildered by the party scene. Because I was apparently gentle with her and gave her some RO to start, she asked me to stay with her for the duration of the party, so I had a couple of very good rounds with her.

Very attractive looking girl, despite the scar, and would be tempted to see her again.     

Vitals:

Place: HOD 1



I just want to ponder on the lube thing for a moment. I do not know why WGs, if they need lube, do not apply it before they enter the room the punter is in. Whenever they do it in front of me it always suggests two things which I find slightly off-putting to think about when I am paying her for sex, The first is: she is not turned on and wet enough (I don't care if she actually is or not, but I just don't want to be reminded of it - I would rather have the illusion). The second is: her little flower is getting battered left-right-and centre all day by hard cocks and she needs lube for her own comfort and ability to perform (I know that is the case, but again, I don't want to be reminded of it when she is with me).




I understand how you feel, however I think we need to be a little realistic about this being what it is. Take the cash element away and a lot of these girl do not want to fuck you (us) therefore they need lube. I have come to terms with this (and yes it does bruise the ego, but I get over it because I'm there with one goal in mind).

For me it's fine if the illusion is pierced as if it wasn't then I'd be on my way to Fluffy town. And nothing good comes out of fluffy town.

Not having a go, just a little philosophical first thing in the morning.

Happy punting.




Offline 123Mel456

Possibly hoping you will go down on her for a bit and didn't want to put you off by being smothered in lube rather than pussy juice?

Looks attractive but no owo I'm out.

Offline yumyum3

Nice review and glad you had a good one. I have been contemplating seeing Alana but her services have been listed for ages as "TBC" along with a few other ladies at HOD which stops me from seeing them. Perhaps she and the others with "TBC" have a limited service list? :unknown:
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Possibly hoping you will go down on her for a bit and didn't want to put you off by being smothered in lube rather than pussy juice?

I think this is nearer the mark. Who wants a mouthfull of lube?
Also, has anyone on this board ever seen Jenny at HOD. I've seen her once or twice when I've been in there visiting someone else and like the look of her but her services look limited with only OW. Anyone have any info?


. . . I think we need to be a little realistic about this being what it is. . . these girl do not want to fuck you (us) therefore they need lube.

I did not say WGs should not use lube, I merely mused on what might be the most appropriate time for them to apply it.

Possibly hoping you will go down on her for a bit and didn't want to put you off by being smothered in lube rather than pussy juice?

Good point. I never ever do RO so I hadn't even thought of that.

I'm actually going to ask the next WG I see the question. If one of our resident WGs shows up on the thread, maybe she can venture a view.

Offline Quesadilla

Another good review Puntico - you seem to be banging them in (ho-ho) fairly regularly now - glad to see you back on form!  :drinks:

Not my cup of tea due to no OWO but otherwise looks like a nice value punt.
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Another good review Puntico - you seem to be banging them in (ho-ho) fairly regularly now - glad to see you back on form!  :drinks:

Not my cup of tea due to no OWO but otherwise looks like a nice value punt.

Thanks Quesadilla my old friend! It is good to be getting slowly back into it  :drinks:

I avoid HOD due to cut appointments and back to back bookings plus misadvertised services

Most girls will use lube if u dont do RO to make them wet first, it makes it more comfortable but most importantly stops the condom breaking due to reduced friction


I always spend ages down there first so girls hardly ever use it, but carry it

I avoid HOD due to cut appointments and back to back bookings plus misadvertised services

Most girls will use lube if u dont do RO to make them wet first, it makes it more comfortable but most importantly stops the condom breaking due to reduced friction


I always spend ages down there first so girls hardly ever use it, but carry it

Good points. I like HOD because:

(a) it is conveniently located for me,

(b) there is generally a decent choice of girls day-to-day,

(c) I'm a fairly vanilla punter so I am not worried about anything but the most basic services being on offer, and

(d) you can't beat £70 for 30 minutes when all of your (vanilla) needs are catered for. That is the same price you would pay for an asian rub and tug place with some weathered mamasan - with no sex, kissing, etc. So it works well for me.

Good points. I like HOD because:

(a) it is conveniently located for me,

(b) there is generally a decent choice of girls day-to-day,

(c) I'm a fairly vanilla punter so I am not worried about anything but the most basic services being on offer, and

(d) you can't beat £70 for 30 minutes when all of your (vanilla) needs are catered for. That is the same price you would pay for an asian rub and tug place with some weathered mamasan - with no sex, kissing, etc. So it works well for me.
agree re £70 vfm and one of the fittest women I have seen was at HOD, Nadia when they were off Gloucester Road. She had an incredible body but was only there a few weeks, if she ever returns I'm defo make a return visit.

Offline doobes

Thanks. I've only really considered HoD for the Brit girls as they seem comparatively VFM. But Alana looks fit and as DFK is on offer I might have to keep an eye on her schedule.

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I met Alana at MKEscorts a few months back in an overlapping duo with Gemma.

Cute, coy little thing, but her touch was very light & inexperienced compared to the sexy, skilled Gemma, a bit clueless about the duo too, kinda let Gemma take over, so I wasn't bowled over by her, would have got a neutral from me. Shame about her op scar, I did get OWO though, so she must have retreated from that at some point.




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