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External Link/Members OnlyI'm visiting London on business from New York and staying at an Airbnb flat near Chancery Lane station. After doing an extensive amount of homework on this site, adultwork, and elsewhere (thanks guys) I was trying to arrange a visit with "Miss Selfish" this weekend. Unfortunately, due to scheduling issues, this never materialized. With the crappy weather and me not wanting to travel all over the city, the next best nearby lady seemed to be Tina. I was a bit worried by all of the recent posts complaining about her decline in appearance, but the one constant of all the reviews I real was intense, passionate DFK, and excellent GFE service, so I booked a half for £80 online, and got a message back telling me to call when I was near her street.
I had a long day at work, so after showering and while getting dressed, I prepared myself for the session by tossing back two glasses of cheap scotch. (I get a little nervous still, even after 20+ years of the hobby.) Given how little I'd had to eat during the day, this was maybe a slight mistake. I was feeling fine during the walk from my place to hers. Maybe a little too fine. Not too fine to get the job done, though so... maybe it was just the right amount of fine.
Made the call, got buzzed up. Second floor, small but tidy bedroom. She met me wearing lingerie and fishnets.
Much of the discussion I've been reading focuses on her looks... "Is she just AVERAGE looking? a 6? Has she gained a lot of weight? Is she a size 12??" Well, I googled what a UK size 12 looks like, and this girl is not a size 12. She's not toned, and may have a little extra compared to the profile pictures, but I found her to be perfectly lovely - certainly not supermodel/porn-star appearance, but youthful and appealing, with nice breasts and a petite frame and a tiny little ass.... nothing negative at all, in my opinion. (Although, I think most of the 6-7s on the "Punting Wiki Official Calibrated Attractiveness Scale" are perfectly lovely, and the only difference between them and the 8s is they aren't slathered with makeup, so... YMMV. My fondness for prettier-than-average, 8AM-class college-girls may come into play here. Occupational hazard.)
Once I came in the door and took my shoes off, she had me on the bed kissing me before I knew what happened. No talk of money or time... I just dropped the wad of £20s into my shoe and went with it. I can't say enough about the kissing. I've been with plenty of "GFE" escorts, from Colorado to Cuba, but the enthusiasm Tina brings is.... impressive. Some of it is clearly an act (like when she acted like my kissing her neck was driving her CRAZY... which is doubtful!) but much of it was well-acted enough that I simply didn't care. There was lots of little verbal directions about what to do a little harder or a little softer, which I really liked, and helped with the illusion that she was enjoying it at least a little. This is where being a little drunk may have helped, but I'm sober now, and I'm telling you... the kissing was REALLY good.
I don't think I've ever been with a WG where I felt less clock-watching. In fact, I started getting worried about the time MYSELF, and wondering "Omg, I did say 30 minutes, right? Is she going to get pissed and hit me up for more money??" In fact, when we were done with the actual deed, she got out of bed and muttered "I have no idea what time it is"... picked up the phone, saw that we were already quite a bit over, and then came back to bed and made out with me for another 10 minutes. Then kissed the back of my neck while I got dressed. Then made out with me in the hallway. All the while saying stuff like "Oh it's too good"... "Oh I can't"... "Oh just a little more." If I was just a little more naive, I'd say I thought she "fancied me", but... I'm just a 45 year old flabby-dad-bod guy, so that's not terribly likely. Although I do have rock-star-long hair, which she genuinely seemed to enjoy grabbing tangled fistfuls of (she wouldn't be the first) and she told me I was a good kisser in a way that I chose to mostly believe. Still. It was almost-uncalled-for enthusiasm.
Between the kissing that bookended the session, the sex was by-the-book, but good. OWO with great eye contact and some finger sucking. RO with me on my back and her straddling my face. More O in a semi-69 position with me fingering. (Other reviews speaking of "tightness" are not exaggerating) She started the sex with her on top... we did that for a good while, then I flipped her over for missionary to finish. I was worried here that the double-scotch may have been... delaying things a bit... but I never got that "hurry up and finish" vibe from her that I'm so familiar with from WGs. In fact, after I came she "begged" me not to pull out just yet... which was a nice touch.
Aaaaanyway.... once I dragged myself out of there, I walked the 10 minutes back to my flat just laughing out loud to myself, and muttering,"Oh my GOD..." I couldn't believe I'd just gotten that kind of service for $120. If that's normal for around here... then you guys have NO idea how good you have it. That kind of service would have cost me 1.5x that most places in the States... probably twice that in New York /DC/Boston.
NEGATIVES - If I have to say anything... I'll say I did notice just a hint of the cigarette taste I've seen mentioned, but not in in distracting amount. Tina's accent is strong and I didn't *always* understand what she was going on about, but... not to any extent that hindered communication. I wish she'd had her suspenders fastened and high heels on but... that's a relatively minor gripe.
The upshot is... I'm seriously considering seeing her again first thing in the morning before I hop on my train from Farringdon down to Gatwick, since I don't get the chance to partake much at home and I know there is little to no chance I'll find any better use for the lunch-money I currently have saved. Might as well spend the rest on a sure thing.
Count your blessings guys. Between the walk-ups and the escorts... you've got it made over here.
