Starting with a TL;dr synopsis for the time conscious/ fluff averse, the meaty details will follow... Lindsey_xxx
22yr Brit-chick (23rd b’day next week). Long-established reputation on this forum. Just gone into temporary retirement to travel throughout SE Asia and Australasia for several months.
Definitely the female in the profile pics.
Physical stats: Leggy 5'9", slim sz10 w. natural 32B.
Meet details: 1hr out-call to hotel, east London. Friday evening.
Rates: £150/hr, £220/1.5hr, £280/2hr; £800 o/n. Positives:
As all the previous reviews have established – The L is the Real Deal. Note the extensive Enjoys list. All that I experienced was performed with gusto and no sense of hesitation. There is no tentative confirmation of services required pre-punt with Lindsey. As long as personal safety is observed, the only limit is your own imagination. Communication.
After the introductory message on AW at the end of March, it was all conducted via WhatsApp and then Twitter DM to exchange ideas, get a feel for each other’s interests prior to eventually fleshing out meet details. Then sent a formal booking request through AW.
Genuinely independent. Demeanour.
The French phrase, bien dans sa peau
– Literally, ‘comfortable in her own skin’ – is very apt for The L. She’s grounded, worldy, street smart, self-deprecating and puts all in her social circle at ease, I'd imagine. Her Twitter feed also demonstrates a strong mind that wouldn’t hesitate to call it as she sees it, when necessary.
I liked her easy intelligence, and keen eye – at one point noticing how her fox tail butt plug matched the shag pile rug by the bed. Physical.
Not my preferred body type, but – and it’s a big butt (see what I did just there #droll) – there were so many other contributory factors that this became somewhat irrelevant.
Beautiful long straight auburn hair with her identifiable blunt cut fringe covering the entire brow. Pale alabaster skin tone. This, despite a recent vacation in Italy. Light bruise marks on thighs from previous BDSM activities. No tattoos or permanent body markings. Impeccably shaved legs and pussy (hugely appreciated by this dedicated aesthete).
Lindsey is in very good shape. Her physique is very well proportioned (although some may prefer a larger bust for such a tall female, I don’t) and, as with her personality [above], she comfortably accommodates it.
No body fat, she is a lean “shiny sleek machine” (bonus point for anyone identifying the lyric-appropriate song). And neatly avoids the “typical” British pear-shaped torso. Admirers of a magnificent derrière will not be disappointed. Again, not my thing but redundant criteria by now.
Beautiful fleshy pussy lips that you want to feast on ad infinitum (especially because she gets quite vocal when you do). No extraneous vulva flaps. And the cutest ass hole that I would happily dedicate a whole hour to. So warm and inviting. Next time… Service.
The Regulars: DFK, OWO, DT, ball sucking, RO, protected sex (Cowgirl, Missionary).
Tasty Supplements: Anal Play, Biting, Choking/ Gagging, light D/s, self-administered Doxy, Food Play, Pet Play, Rimming.
Accessories: Anal hook. Foxtail butt-plug. Leather horse bit. Prosecco. Raspberries.
All offered with energetic zeal.
These are the ones I can remember at the time of writing. Others will come to me in flashback mode, no doubt. There’s been a lot of that in the 48hrs since the meet concluded. Neutrals:
Cynics and doubters are invited to challenge me. I’m struggling here.
OK, how about this….
Asked her what her previous job was. In my mind, I figured her as some New Media maven blazing a trail through the digital economy for some hip start-up. She tells me she was involved in a cat charity and is a self-confessed Crazy Cat Woman. Her iPhone case gives credence to this although I’m sure it was a (hilarious) smokescreen. Anyway, none of our business really…
Should she get a maid?
Unlikely. It makes better sense for her to individually screen each punter given the wildfire reputation that’s attached to her
to report. Preamble
I’ll stake a claim for a slightly different POV from the others here in that I was somewhat indifferent as to whether we’d meet. It wasn’t because of the deluge of requests she has been fielding – late March into April was when the profile hit tipping point – more that the relentless accounts of sexual Olympics didn’t do much for me. Absolutely no offence intended here to the esteemed UKP contributors, all of whom I admire – every review was read with voracious interest.
The other reason is this.
Ten years ago I was more actively involved in the BDSM scene than I am now. But that was long before I’d even considered the idea of paying for sexual services. This is a recent development; my first punt being Dec ’14 and I’ve mainly followed a vanilla path. Now, as Clooney and the other long-standing Doms will tell you, there are several different variants of being a Master, or Dominant. Some are the “Daddy Dom” type, more gentle but firm in their admonishments. And then there are the über strict Goreans, who insist that the sub should always remain below them – both physically and mentally. Between these two extremes are a plethora of layers. But that is another topic entirely. All I’ll say is that it is quite possible for a D/s encounter to involve no sex at all. In the conventional sense, I mean. Other factors come into play, such as tease and denial. Sensory deprivation. A rewards system. And so on. Both Dom and sub derive enormous satisfaction from the exchange. You could say it’s more corporeal than physical indulgence. It’s also incredibly bonding when done right.
So that is my background and the reason for this explanation will become evident later.
During those moments of indecision, it was her very first response that kept me intrigued: “I am a keen submissive and adore attention from confident and sensual dominants.” Sensual… the magic password. More recently, thanks go to talyho’s review
on the South West board, in which he depicted Lindsey the individual and not the fuck toy. For me, the connection is essential. Even if it’s for one hour of paid time.
Finally, I'm equally indebted to another forum member who is probably too modest to take the credit for swinging the decision in the final 24hrs via PM on whether I should see Lindsey or opt for another girl he'd seen. Appreciated. Review
Lindsey provides an up-to-the-minute ETA via WhatsApp so that there is almost no waiting upon her arrival outside the hotel. I walk her in through a side entrance and we get lost finding the right annex where my suite is. Classy. No bother as we have plenty to chat about, given her upcoming travels and she starts with, “Glad to meet you, finally.” It’s been five months since we started exchanging ideas. In between which we’ve both dropped off radar and picked up the thread later.
More delays as I ring for drinks. Friday evening and the bar is busy. Lindsey and I are conducting a conversation between walls as she settles on the sofa whilst I’m in the bedroom urging room service to pick up.
Tonight, she has brought her “suitcase redux”… a smaller version of the usual wheelie. The infamous riding crop sticking out. Inside is a Tardis of sexual accoutrements.
The prosecco appears and I drop in some fresh raspberries. It isn’t long before we’re sharing gulps between mouths as we DFK and bite down on each other’s tongues. On to her neck and her soft moaning ramps up.
As each layer of clothing is removed we move towards the suitcase and pick out the foxtail butt-plug. She bends over the dining table and asks me to insert it. Here begins my fascination with her arse.
I keep pushing it in further and she’s enjoying the sensation. Time to walk her around the room like a prize pet on show. Heels still on, she swishes her tail as we head to the bedroom. Here, she bends over the work desk as butt-plug is replaced by anal hook. Walk/ drag her back into the main room. And then a choice between ball-gag or leather horse bit. The latter seems appropriate. Now it’s time for her to get on all fours as I parade her back to the bedroom. The horse bit needs to be readjusted; it’s too loose. Properly restrained, I challenge her to perform fellatio, yanking at the chain attached to her hook. No problem. Within minutes, she’s wrested it off and is smirking as she greedily gets to work. I pass her mouthfuls of prosecco as she chokes and splutters on my cock. “You’re laughing at me,” she complains. I am. It’s messy. Her eye shadow is a war zone. A spider’s web of saliva is everywhere. I’m tightening my grip on her chain, and have her hair bunched up in my fist, pulling her mouth in deeper. Tears.
Occasionally she comes up for air and I bite down on her breasts. So hard I can feel the gristle below. Over the next few days, I tell her, these marks will change colour…. From a dull black opaque to purple, maybe some red flecks in the blue, then green and finally yellow before eventually fading. She’s delighted at the prospect. "Tonight we are animals," she proudly announces. It's true. We are at feral optimum.
With mouth free, she suggests getting on the bed for face fucking. An ideal opportunity to reach over her torso and feast on her pussy. More biting… the sensitive inner thighs, her cunt lips. Intensely vacuuming them deep into my mouth and chewing on the pair. The moans.
~ We’ll take a short commercial break here whilst we thank our sponsors – prosecco and raspberries. Stay tuned for more developments…
I want her on all fours again. This time on the bed. A feeding frenzy begins. Not in her mouth so much as her other orifices. The raspberries aren’t as firm as strawberries, so they disintegrate on entry until I get the technique right. I gotta tell you… her arse is a fucking magnificent sight at this point. Crushed fruit and sticky pips everywhere. Step aside, Jackson Pollock – Lindsey’s backside is a sight to behold. [Extra tip to Housekeeping for the state of those sheets]
And now, each berry is sliding in nicely. Pussy and arse…. arse and pussy. “I’d like your cock up my arse,” she declares. I badly want to mash the fruit with my cock pumping her rectum but, dammit, Lil’ Man was not cooperating. Overwhelmed, perhaps? Too much on offer to rise to the occasion. Or just content to be providing the indulgences to this unique moment of prime sub play.
Lindsey turned her attentions to him. In fact, she did not let up and demonstrated her remarkable technique for a lengthy bout of oral. She moans in the same way others do when eating a delicious home-cooked meal. Shaft, tongue flicking the frenulum, ball sucking, tightening suction on the knob. Heaven. Still no go from my side.
Change tactics. She lays down, we drink some more and out comes the Doxy. Back to sensual kissing of her body as she buzzes herself off, my thumb deep in her ass. Loved the internal contractions as she reached her point. Summary
You’re asking yourself, All this took place in 60 mins? Actually, no. Lindsey arrived at 7.45pm and we made our farewells as she stepped into her cab almost two hours later. I definitely need to make this up to her as this was way
beyond the call of duty and certainly shouldn’t be expected by anyone in future meets. It must have been around 75mins in when I realised and said, “hey, I don’t want to take advantage of your time.” She brushed it aside and continued gobbling my cock. She was more interested in getting me to that natural conclusion, perhaps. Trooper.
However, as I have explained above, this was categorically not a disappointment for me. Other than neglecting to time my half tab of Spedra on an empty stomach. The range of shared activities was more than satisfactory.
One hour is barely scratching the surface of what The L can bring to the table. She may identify as a submissive but her à la carte menu is extensive. It’s very apparent why others book for two, three hours or even overnighters. There simply isn’t enough time to sample all the delights on offer. Just trying to remember everything that happened and getting the chronological order right is taxing my brain capacity at present.
Talking of those who have enjoyed longer bookings, kudos to password02 (whom I understand discovered her back in late January), hendrix, Hornydevil247 and the others that flagged her up soon after she registered on AW. The sheer quantity of reviews in six months speaks volumes for Lindsey as a SP.
Beyond that, is her attitude, untiring enthusiasm and determination to provide a quality experience. And it is Next Level. This particular session was quite restrained on my part. It can only get better. And has left a lingering taste of further pleasures to be thoroughly explored should she return to the industry next year.
I’m pretty sure we’re all hoping that she will.