Popular media on UKEscorting.com (free site!)

UKPunting is a free, independent and not-for-profit paid sex buyer site.




Author Topic: Things that automatically turn you off an AdultWork profile...  (Read 3449 times)

Here's mine...

Name with "XXX" in the title.
A 'likes' list that has clearly been generated via a 'select all' button.
Smilies everywhere.
ASCII pictures.
Pics photoshopped to fuck.
No pics.
Verification photo that has been 'hidden'

Unfortunately that leaves me with pretty much feck all.


Words including profile names with extra s.  Sounds like a snake when the screen reader reads the profile and as only Roma that seem to do thisss I assume they are a ssssnake.

Offline JIMI1234

Heavily photo-shopped pics
Pics that show her to be a chubby/fat/unfit chic
Way, WAY!!!! too much text and information - with multiple 'click' sections
Banning reason: Undesirable fluffy

Offline yorkshire123

Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Essays

Empty tabs

Loads of tabs

List of rules

People who paste reviews into profile

Hidden feedback

Multiple names throughout profile


"New girl in your beautiful town".  :thumbsdown:


Bareback  :vomit:
French Kissing (discretion)  :rolleyes:
Gangbang  :thumbsdown:
Creampie  :vomit:


Age restrictions...what does it matter what age you are, the cash is the same colour !!

Offline Trinity

I only see one client a day but I'm available until 4am everyday.
Romanian
Bareback
Every single likes list category selected
Best one recently was
Send me a photo and if I like you I will see you for £250/hr and no face pics anywhere

Banning reason: Previously banned (Larm80)


Offline Eastbloke

Also bareback.  I just move on at that point and feel happy I've dodged a bullet.

Offline JV547845

Profiles written by a pimp

Girls chancing it for £150/hr with no face pic and no feedback.


Maybe a little anal on my behalf but spelling and grammar are my biggest turn offs. If you don't take the time to fill out your profile correctly what does that say about you and the service you provide?

Also lack of information is another one and not filling out all of the parts of the profile

Messy coffee tables in pics

Nothing like a bit of OCD to put the brakes on a good punt :D

Offline JazzMan

Banning reason: Slagging off membership

Nothing like a bit of OCD to put the brakes on a good punt :D


You know what I mean eh?  :D nothing worse than walking into a messy dirty house

https://www.adultwork.com/2772295 or https://www.adultwork.com/Hot+BOOM+XOX

Surely this one must tick all the boxes to avoid  :wackogirl: :wackogirl: 

On her list of likes Bareback, Hardsports both ways, Piss in her ass, Period play....read for yourself and you'll be running for the hills!!

Now after you have picked/scraped your dinner back off the floor she states early in her profile she does not do Bareback, OWO and CIM???  :wacko: :wacko: Yet later on in her profile she states she does provide these services  :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

Certainly all the hallmarks of a pimp/wg/Romanian with a poor grasp of English

Jeez-O, that HAS to be a wind up...

" I GOT MAD BILLS THAT NEED TO BE PAID & I JUST WANT TO MAKE MONEY FAST!!!"

I'm there!

A full/default availability table, as it's just laziness.

Offline bensonhedges20

Porn star type names  or names of flowers

Copy n pasted descriptions

Overuse of darling, baby, babe etc

Ancient pictures

Shit photos - pics of feet = back button

Pregnant chicks

Chicks that look like guys
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Eastbloke

https://www.adultwork.com/2772295 or https://www.adultwork.com/Hot+BOOM+XOX

Surely this one must tick all the boxes to avoid  :wackogirl: :wackogirl: 

On her list of likes Bareback, Hardsports both ways, Piss in her ass, Period play....read for yourself and you'll be running for the hills!!

Now after you have picked/scraped your dinner back off the floor she states early in her profile she does not do Bareback, OWO and CIM???  :wacko: :wacko: Yet later on in her profile she states she does provide these services  :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

Certainly all the hallmarks of a pimp/wg/Romanian with a poor grasp of English

From her own page:  "I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY WHAT A BLOODY CHECK".

Now that's not written by her pimp at all.......




Latest videos on UKEscorting.com (free site!)

Latest images on UKEscorting.com (free site!)