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External Link/Members OnlyCopiously reviewed as per the link below - but those reviews were for a milfy Pole in her late 20s with a passing resemblance to Michelle Pfeiffer, good English and a well oiled technique. This is a different girl.
I had corresponded with the original Monique a few months ago around an outcall which never materialised, and restarted the dialogue when her profile re-appeared. I should have spotted something was awry from her now broken English, but there you go. Suddenly outcalls were off the cards so arranged a quick 30 mins for after work.
Flat was reasonably welcoming - basement flat in a victorian block just off Bethnal Green train station. Girl who opened the door to me was young (she gave her age as 20 and this looked about right) and pretty (solid 8) - though I very quickly realised this wasn't the original Monique I persevered for those reasons.
Out of the shower and started with very light and superficial FK - then she lay me down for some pretty by-the-numbers owo. Went for RO and she wasn't exactly meadow fresh - not strongly whiffy, but just that end-of-the-day smell. She just hadn't showered beforehand, basically. Wouldn't take a finger, so decided to liven things up with a 69 but choreographing it proved so fucking difficult - virtually had to draw her an artists impression/schematic of what I wanted. Once we got going it was OK though. Then on with the johnny - doggy was actually pretty good (due to my efforts rather than hers). She's got a good size 8 figure - flawless pale skin, conical B cup tits and a great arse. Reminded me a little of Tina in Greenford - with similarly underwhelming service.
Anyway, then over to mish and she's already given me the four minute warning and clearly wants done with me so I decide to give her the spray, but she refuses, so I end up on my back on the bed with her awkwardly bent over as I cum on myself, and then end up having to use the wetwipes to clear the mess off myself.
Couldn't be fucked to shower again so went home with matted pubes and an £80 hole in my pocket.
Not, by any means a disaster but not worth what I paid - more like £60 if you lived nearby, it's pissing down with rain and there's a tube strike. But annoying to be in receipt of a bait and switch - a long way off the expert performance I was expecting.
Elevated from a negative solely due to her looks and the nice demeanour which bookended the punt (though was sadly lacking from her performance).
Hope this information saves some of you some wasted punting tokens.