Laurenna22

[iverthickone]

Anyone had the pleasure (or otherwise!) of this lady - sounds worth a go at £70/hr?

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[Gigiddy]

NO no nooooooooo !!   

my worst ever punt !

Depends if you fancy witches tits and face and attitude to match and a pussy that tastes of urine.

chucks you out after 35 minutes when an hour has been booked

 I was thinking of doing a review of my punt with this er creature but the psychological scars prevent me from writing one so far ...

[np500]

That's the point of this site, so you can warn us to steer clear, there are pleanty of readers on hear that will visit her as its a 70 a hour punt. Thay need to be warned off.

[Gigiddy]

Clever woman, she meets you at a bus stop in her car.
Comms good

Looks
 I didn't get to see her face till I got into the flat and door was closed.

 Fair dos for a woman in her 60s she has a cracking figure when dressed up.

 I am sure she was a stunner 30  even 20 years ago. She makes the best of what she has with thick makeup but fags and life have taken their toll.

The place
Her ground floor flat was which she shares with another girl was cold and untidybut she offered me a soft drink
" I won't bother putting on the heating as we will soon warm up" was her response to the cold room

The room was small with double ikea bed which was very rattly, full bin of er tissues and there were worn articles of clothing hung around the tiny room.

The deed
Worse acting than an Nigerian soap opera.
 Waved her tits in my face for a bit.
 Did reverse oral....this is when I discovered she tasted of urine..which for some may be a turn on but not for me.

 She rode me for a few minutes then went to mish where she oohed and ahh'd a bit then tried to encourage me to come but my fella wasn't having any of it....never licked Nigerian soap operas

 Finished off with a handjob then she talked for ten minutes but instead of round two she was up and out of the door making her excused and hurrying me out.

 It was my first punt for a few years otherwise I would have walked but ..looking at it in retrospect. I guess I only lost £70..lesson learnt.

[np500]

Holly crap, fuck round two , I got a fucked hip but I'd have still run for my life before the bell for round one had struck, her fanny would have stank of puke as soon as I got the wif of piss, any way thanks for the warning buddy not that I was looking but some do and only fair to warn them.

[iverthickone]

Sounds a right winner! 


Thanks for the warning, she is duly removed from the list!

[HughJardon]

She worked out of Clifton Rd Newport many many moons ago

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I wouldnt return, not even for a game of cribbage or Suduko