My first attempt at a review, I've not had much punting experience but after what happened yesterday evening with Beth3 (currently in Plymouth but moves around the UK) I almost felt obliged to register and write one!
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External Link/Members OnlyWhere to start? Well, comms were actually very good (text only, but prompt and accurate). She is based in a tiny, airless, top floor flat on Citadel Road East.
The Beth3 I met definitely isn't the girl shown in the photos - classic bait & switch - about the only similarity is the dark hair! She must be about 2 stone heaver too, and is either Spanish or Romanian, but spoke fairly passable English. I should perhaps have just walked at this point, but didn't.
I paid £120 for the hour (£100 per hour + £20 extra for anal). Despite listing Deep Throat and French Kissing in her likes, she wouldn't do either (Deep Throat "cock too big, little mouth", French Kissing "stubble sting my skin").
She started off by wanking me vigorously for a few minutes, which certainly got the old boy pointing skyward, then on with the condom and we tried anal but she complained this was "sore" so I had to give up on that idea after about a minute. There was a bloody excuse for everything. I withdrew and she wiped the condom with a baby wipe then it was on to doggie then missionary for a while. She seemed strangely reluctant to lie on her side, despite me requesting this a couple of times. Her occasional commentary in halting English ("why you go so fast?, relax" ... "not so hard!") really wasn't helping set the mood much.
Eventually she finished me off with a hand job with copious amounts of baby oil. That was a mistake as the CIM she had agreed to beforehand was now out of the question because she didn't want the taste of baby oil.
A massage (of sorts) then followed during which she told me she's worked all over the UK (Folkestone, Aberdeen, Glasgow, Brighton) over the last couple of years.
Before I left I asked to wash my face, which actually WAS permitted, but then she wouldn't let me dry my face on the towel (??!). She ripped off a few sheets of loo roll and handed that to me instead. Of course, it promptly disintegrated and I then had to spend five minutes picking tiny bits of soggy toilet paper off my face!!!!
Have had to keep this brief as I'm on holiday in Devon and am trying to write this on my smartphone which is like peering at the internet through a letterbox!!
