CARMEN1111 - Glasgow

[mr small]

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As usual could not get a hold of any of the few wg's in Glasgow that are on my hot list, either not working that day, on holiday or not answering phones / e-mails 

Thought I'd toftt on an unknown 

Shouldn't have bothered 

Got her on phone no problem, definitely EE but good english and arranged short notice meet near Charing x.

Got there and text for remainder of address and made my way to entrance. Now starts to go to shit 

I phoned from entrance to say I'm at door, whats the flat number and she says what door as if she isn't expecting anyone 

Get to flat and find a decent looking size 4 figure but nearer 5'0 than 5'7 but big black rings under eyes like she doesn't sleep or doesn't eat. Considered  walking for a few seconds but decided to stay.

Hands over money and she goes to stash and comes back finishing off a cig and talking on phone which finishes with something along lines of 'will phone you back in few minutes' ( after I've just paid her for 30mins  )

Strip off and she has a lovely little body ( horrible feet TAZ ) but she's trying to get the condom on in the first 10 seconds before I'm even semi and as soon as semi arrives she is straight onto cowgirl in under 30 seconds and urging me to 'cum baby' 

I asked what the rush was as I had 30 minutes and she starts spouting some shit about me just turning up at her door with no booking. WTF.

Totally pissed off I turned her to doggy but when she started the 'fuck me baby' to try and hurry me up I put her back in missionary and rattled her for another 10 minutes until I shot my load, was so tempted to hold off and bang her for the full 30 minutes but couldn't bear listening to her a minute longer.

Exchanged a few angry words before leaving  - never been so pissed off by someone in a very long time 

[S.X. MacHine]

Firstly, thankyou for all the reviews which you have posted, whether 'good', 'bad' or 'neutral'. All useful.
You seem to have a fair few disappointing punts; a lot more than I do. I tend to do a bit of research when selecting a service provider. I also tend to stick go the same 'pool' of regulars who have been satisfactory.
This dreadful prossie, Carmen, has zero feedback on AW despite having been on that site since 2014. That would tell me something. She uses the telltale word 'Gentlemans' which comes up time and again in Romanian profiles. I avoid Romanians at all costs, though other EE girls have provided excellent punts e.g. one Hungarian and an Estonian.
Perhaps , Small, you are driven by the need for novelty. So, possibly, by trying lots of different girls, you are inevitably going to come across more bad ones. My theory, anyway!

[mr small]

I am only able to punt during limited times and very rarely able to make advance bookings, as a result I often end up with plan F.G.H etc rather than plans A or B.

I am well aware that this will not give me the best results but the novelty value is still strong.

I would like to find a 'regular' as a plan B but still looking for the wg that 'pushes my buttons' so to speak.

[seeker]

Thanks for the review Mr. SMALL
One to avoid 
The thrill of a new bit of fanny
is always  very tempting 

[RandyF]

Has to be said Mr Small, that is one truly fucking awful looking profile    Where are you finding them!?  Dunno they even show up in my results. 

You must've tapped into some secret AW gypo hoor underworld mate