#alanah# GLasgow

[J_H]

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Just back from a very much impulse punt. I had dediced upon something more exotic than my usual dark, slim, pert, girl-next-door type as exemplified by some of my previous reviews.

Fancied a walk on the wild side but due to present dearth of suitable denizens of said wild side, went straight to Plan B. This turned out to be Yaya, from the south side ... but I am still waiting for her to return my call and text! Never a good sign.

Plan C turned to be #Alanah#, mainly due to a discussion I read on the regional punting thread yesterday. I seem to recall intending to meet her about a year or so ago, then she disappeared. She is now back at Charing Cross. And what a good Plan C it was.

Great comms, easy and cheap parking, easy to find and access. Profile Pics don't show her face, but I thought she was a good-looking girl. She is very buxom as the pics show, and sexy with it. Long black hair, lovely skin tone, does everything she says, and more. Great value. Really a friendly, even playful, girl, and had a great time with her this afternoon. CIM and OWO blew (what's left of) my brains out, and am drinking a hot cup of tea with two sugars in it as I write this.

Would definitely return, as a Plan A when I want something oriental.

By the way the AW alert thing is almost meaningless, it only indicates that the person hasn't sent a face pic to verify. Some girls don't want their faces to appear - understandably. And to the best of my knowledge the hidden reviews are all positive.

[guns]

She is a great girl , i will be paying her a visit very soon .
Out of interest , who is Yaya on the southside ? is she on AW? sounds interesting lol

[raymcfarland]

Her English seems a bit ropy on the profile. What nationality is she?

[J_H]

'StunningYaya' is a tiny slim oriental girl, kind of vaguely Japanese. Sounds and looks great - only problem is she doesn't answer texts or calls!

Her profile is: External Link/Members Only
 
Sorry, can't always get the short link.

Alanah's nationality seems to have attracted interest for some reason. I found her profile a bit puzzling. She says, and I believe her, that she is from Goa, which was an Indian Portuguese colony in its day. For some odd reason, in her 'questions' she explains why she doesn't speak Punjabi or Hindi, but why anyone would expect a native of Goa to speak Punjabi (distance wise, that would be like expecting Shetlanders to speak French) and why SHE might expect that is utterly beyond me.

Coming from Goa, one of the few places in India not previous under British influence, would explain why her English is not great. But it's not bad, either.

Someone thought she might be West Indian, but having met her I don't see that in her at all. She looks very much like a person from the north of the Indian sub-continent, quite like many Pakistani girls you'd see, and would not look out of place in an Asian grocers or a curry house. Perhaps, because of that,  some eejit asked her if she spoke Punjabi.

Lovely brown-skinned buxom busty girl, with a pleasant smile. Might try Goa for my holidays!