Siam Sauna - Southampton

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Saw the post by " we're making plans for Nigel" so paid a visit     https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=51089.0

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Location:                  Horton - near Southampton
Famous guests:         Avram Grant
Venue:                      In the car lot behind the Texaco garage
Inside:                      OK ish - just about.  Mamasan could easily have worked for the VC fighting the Americans
Price:                       £50 for 30 mins / £100 for 60.  Went for the 1/2hr
Services:                  Would appear that massage / HJ / BJ [reckon OWO] / FS on offer.  No apparent pricing differential.  Opted for massage & HJ
Optional extras:        Jacuzzi for +20.  I didn't fancy submerging myself in water that i doubt is changed that much.  CSI Las Vegas would have a field day on the no. of different DNA samples
The masseuse:          Pics accurate - good looking thai girlie [reckon early 30s but difficult to age] with nice rack & a sexy voice.  Attractive facially with a naughty glint in her eye.  Experienced
Services:                  Brief thai massage style thing.  Quite good - about 10 mins.  Then roll over & onto the fun bit - bit of B2B then great HJ & plenty of teasing + edging.  Nice tit-wank included
Would i go back:       Probably not - unless in the area with a raging boner.  However 'Tu' delivered the goods so tempting for another 30 min session
Would i recommend: Sitting on the fence on this one - don't travel too far to go there
What's different:       Walking out & right in front of me - literally 2 yards - were an elderly couple looking at some shite hatch-back motor.  It's plain as day what you've been doing so discrete it isn't [but parking either way about 100m away not a problem on a side road]

[nigel4498]

Brilliant review WP, might be tempted as it very near me but discretion could be an issue.
Quite fancy a jacuzzi but your description is a bit off putting.
I do love a good tit wank  though so seriously considering a visit but perhaps on a dark winters day when it's raining, hood up, head down should be okay.

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I went a couple of years ago, didn't worry about being seen as not from area. Went doran hour including jacuzzi think it was 100 then. Jacuzzi fun, didn't cross my mind at time about water quality as the girl was busy sucking my cock most of the time.
Went into room, can remember how difficult it was having sex as no bed just a massage table, bent het over it in end.
Went off for shower which was in the kitchen where an old women was cooking lunch whilst I was showering. All very strange. Not been back but only see English girls nowadays.
It was a bit different but fun

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Brilliant review WP, might be tempted as it very near me but discretion could be an issue.
Quite fancy a jacuzzi but your description is a bit off putting.
I do love a good tit wank  though so seriously considering a visit but perhaps on a dark winters day when it's raining, hood up, head down should be okay.

Thanks matey.  The jacuzzi option had me thinking of knocking one out in the bath.  The harry munk gets everywhere & has a habit of sticking to anything under the water
On a serious note though because the jacuzzi is kept warm then this is a breeding ground for nasties.  In cold water they're much more likely to die off.  And i can't see mamasan wanting to drain to regularly.  Loads of water if on a meter & must take lots of lekky to warm up
I too like jacuzzis & sex.  Can't think of many UKP'ers who wouldn't.  My tip would be to head up to Soft Touch in Northampton.  There is a jacuzzi option there - HJ & FS.  The place is immaculate.  I've been a good no. of times.  On one of my recent visits i had to wait maybe 5 mins [probably while the masseuse got the punter to shoot his load & clean up].  Anyways the maid recognizes me & asked me if i'd like to have a look round some of the newly refurbished rooms.  Which they were proud of & rightly so.  Soft Touch is a great place for some fun & also nice & luxurious - especially by most parlour standards.  In comparison Siam is a bit of a tip - but my visit was on a needs must basis
The only problem if you are local-ish to Horton then there is the petrol station with shop / cash-point.  So it could be that one of your OH's friends happens to be there as it seemed quite busy.  I can just imagine blokes who frequent the place when hearing from their OH that have seen a car online that they like at the car dealership thinking oh shit.  The Siam sign is quite prominent so the questions could be like - what is that place ?  The car salesmen must have right laugh when they see blokes coming in with the OH that they recognize having visited the parlour.  The upside for them is that easy to have stuff like salesman of the month gets 1/2 or 1 hour.  You must be able to organize a deal being so close as a regular etc