What's going on guys,
Sorry for the lack of posts. I've been feeling under the weather and have had a low key couple of days. That said, the show must go on!
Day 5 (Saturday):- Arrived to Berlin way too early in the morning and my only missions were to find food, a nice shower and a warm bed (Mission accomplished). Stretch goal: Meet up with SoCal cutie I met on the bus ride to Berlin (didn't work out - never responded)
- Feeling sufficiently less crappy and sufficiently horny, I set upon doing some research. The goal here was to get off with out seeing another cock in the process. Given that it was Saturday and all the recent reviews, ERW was out of the cards
. Checked the line up at Annie Porsche and wasn't blown away to say the least
. At that point, I switched to my Madrid playbook (see comments in Madrid thread) and hit the local forum boards for new venues / undiscovered places of pleasure.
The resources I used for my search (both in Google Chrome) were:
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External Link/Members OnlyWas feeling really lazy that day, so went with two options that were in Tempelhof (where I was based)
Lankwitzer 7
Tempelhof
12107 Berlin
030 741 6368
External Link/Members OnlyPrices - 20min: €40, 30min: €60, 60min: €120
This visit was pretty disturbing. The maid flat out told me that because I was black she wasn't sure if the girls would see me
(like all white guys have small dicks -or- all black guys are hung like horses.... I call bullshit
). So I said yeah, whatever... let me see the line up. The one chick that came out looked like a German grandma - at least mid 40's not fit, not hot, not fuckable.... So yep, I left. My money is the same color as any other punter's and I'm not taking sloppy seconds....
Next up was the Candy Shop, another brothel a couple blocks down the road from Lankwitzer 7. Looked like a nice place from the outside. Definitely nice facilities. They had only two girls available. Very average - one 6, one 7. Chose the 7, asked if RO was on the table, she said no, so I left. Not putting up with that BS. If you don't enjoy what you do, you won't be getting my money.
Candy Shop
Kamenzar Damm 85
030 7668 6614
12249 Berlin
External Link/Members OnlyPrices - 20min: €40, 30min: €60, 60min: €100
Gave up had dinner. Ordered way too much food and had food coma (not recommended....). Ate here:
External Link/Members Only as it was one the way home. Had the 600g schnitzel (Fondly remember eating 1kg of ribeye steak in South Africa with no problem). Tasty, but waaayyy too much.
Day 6 (Sunday)Made up my mind not to give ERW my money for half the girls, AP was closed, so the hunt for the right brothel continued into Sunday.
Stop #1
Club Sternchen
Adalbertstrasse 30 (Close to Alexander Platz)
030 2759 0291
Prices - 20min: €40, 30min: €60, 60min: €80
The house looked nice enough with a good sitting lounge. I unfortunately cannot say the same for the zoo that was paraded in front of me as the line up. Two grannys that should be in nursing homes rather than escorting were presented to me
. I promptly (but politely) excused myself.
Link to one of the ladies I was presented:
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Stop #2
Club Amor
Weichselstrasse 33
030 6676 6622
External Link/Members OnlyPrices - 20min: €35, 30min: €50, 60min: €100
This was a bit more promising as a cute latina met me at the door. I'm guessing early to mid 20's, nice accent, big tits and a cute face. If another girl was more attractive than her, I was going to stay a while. Unfortunately, only two girls were available, the latina and another German granny...WTF!!! Told the latina (her name was Isabella) that I would chose her if RO was on the table. It wasn't, so I left
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Stop #3 (Final Stop)
Aston
Dominicusstrasse 33
030 7888 0340
Prices - 20min: €30, 30min: €50, 45min: €60, 60min: €90aston-berlin.de
I know what you're thinking. Snake, this place has the lowest rates, it must be terrible. I thought this, but I figured that I did the research, I might as well see it through.
Jackpot!! Place was very well done over multiple floors, nice reception area, good bathroom facilities and nice rooms. Another plus, the maid (and the girls I saw for that matter) speak good English. I told the maid that I wanted to do three separate 20 minute sessions. So she gets me comfortable and in comes the line-up. First up was this lady:
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And the line up only got better from there. Saw two more new ladies (Iris and Jasmin, not on the website yet). Jasmin was definitely a cutie, i'm guessing early 20's with a very nice rack and skinny little waste from Romania. Chose her from the line-up. Asked about RO ("no problem, I like this"
). We got it on.
She started off pretty cold, but I preserved with some extended RO, moving into 69 where she really got into it, finished off in Cowgirl where she rode me until I finished. Yep, that was very good. I paid her €30 and she was on her way.
Round #2, I chose Iris. She's a young, thin blonde with a cute face and perky tits. Very fit with a great attitude and nice English (she's also new and not pictured on the website). This lady was also presented to me (very true to the pictures):
External Link/Members Only. Betty had a nice fit body, but thought that Iris was cuter and more flirty.
Yep, I was right. Laid Iris down and starting kissing her nick admiring her boobs and then a teased her with some RO before moving into 69. I was hard in no time, but wanted to continued the RO portion of proceedings. Had her lift up and push down into me as she squirmed with pleasure
. After that we switched in to Mish, in which I alternated between slow deep strokes and faster strokes with the tip, she was clearly enjoying this and we just went to town. This resulted in an intense cup #2 being served
, to which she said "That was really good!" I felt so satisfied after this encounter that I had to tip her and extra €10 (she was really thankful).
Caro was available for round #3, but I had my eye on another girl named Valentina, a super fit, super cute girl. Caro was a nice girl, but decided to call it a night due to fear of not being able to perform. Left with a smile from ear to ear knowing that I would be multiple times on this trip.
Went here after the visit:
External Link/Members Only Waited 20 minutes for a doner and met a nice Canadian couple in the process. Have to say, it was pretty tasty and actually worth the wait....
As per usual, I am glad that I switched to my Madrid playbook. I feel that Berlin has a pretty broad Brothel scene that is not discussed (or utilized nearly enough). Will I be back? What the hell do you think?!?!
Day 7 (Monday):Went to ERW at about 3:30PM today. First of all the block was not pretty. Ground floor had flies buzzing around and not such a great smell... Also went to the flat where I think the owner gave me the tour. Decent enough place, but what struck me was all the guys there (counted between 15-20) and only 1 (yes 1) girl in action (she was surrounded by our guys). He then has the nerve to ask me for €90... I politely excused myself (and will not be returning). Followed that visit to this place:
External Link/Members Only Got the Drei-Käse-Hoch and must say that it was a pretty tasty burger. Recommend the burger joint, can't recommend ERW unless you like sitting around with dick in hand....
Ended up not punting today. Will give a AP a shot tomorrow, but they will be on a short leash. If it doesn't work out, I will be returning to Aston to sample more of their beauties.
So there you have it. Some on the ground research and a new gem uncovered. Hooray
!!! If you do go, please let me know how you get on.
Regards,
Snake
