Miss Olivia - Birmingham

[BillyBackDoor]

I haven't time to write a proper review, but as I went to see this girl yesterday morning and as she has had a positive on here I felt I should add a bit of balance.

60 hhr

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Positives
Looks: I found her extremely cute, photos don't do her justice at all, she looks much younger in person.  Slight belly as Azrael said but v sexy body and he forgot to mention her incredible natural tits with big pencil rubber nipples.

Attitude: friendly, fun, passionate and accommodating throughout.

Passionate DFK from the start and throughout.

BJ technique is good: varies depth and speed.  Is also nice and wet. No deep throat although she did have a go a couple if times when I asked her to.  Lots of sexy eye contact.

Responds well to RO (see neg also below)

Sex is enthusiastic, but ran into a little problem (see below)


Negatives
Comms:  All good until I got there to find phone went straight to voicemail 5 minutes before start time.  Gave her 10min tried again, vmail again.  Was about to walk, when got apologetic bullshit excuse text about drying hair, etc.  Didn't have a plan B so called her. She answered phone straight away, same bollox about hair but sounded pleasant so I decided to see her.  She talked me through the gated entrance and up to the apartment door.

Started in cowgirl and something felt strange, yet familiar.  I realised what was wrong straight away as I've had this one pulled on me before.  She had a tampon in, stuffed right up there.  obviously wasn't bothering her but was uncomfortable for me when I tried to go deep.  Challenged her about it.  More bs about just came on today and I'd already booked, blah, blah. and she wouldn't work the rest of the day (yeah right).  Pulled out and the little fella looked like he'd been hammered.  My knob was definitely not that shape when it went in.  Changed position a couple of times to find a more comfortable one (shallower), but my enthusiasm had waned.  Especially as I'd previously just been down on her.  Eventually shot my load into the dom dressed and left.

I didn't have a shower as I wanted to get out of there as I now had trust issues with this girl.  Noticeably, she didn't shower either.  Just popped her clothes back on, which is fine if she actually wasn't going to work the rest of the day (ha).

I've looked since and period play isn't on her likes.

Conclusion:
Obviously, when seeing a WG you are aware of a certain moral flexibility, but I'd have really appreciated a little honesty in this case.  I very much doubt she really did come on unexpectedly as most ladies know exactly what day of the month they are due and should make allowance for time off or offer limited services.  At the very least, let the punter know so he has a choice.

If it wasn't for the attempted deceit this would have been a resounding positive.  She seems an exceptional actress and I believe could provide a service to rival Emily under different circumstances.

This was intended to be a short and to the point review, but it appears I've gotten carried away venting.

I notice she's available today, so if you're going to see her, bring a hard hat for your knob.

[BillyBackDoor]

Just had another look at her profile and I think I know what happened.

Her likes include 'double penetration.'

[azrael]

Negatives
Comms:  All good until I got there to find phone went straight to voicemail 5 minutes before start time.  Gave her 10min tried again, vmail again.  Was about to walk, when got apologetic bullshit excuse text about drying hair, etc.  Didn't have a plan B so called her. She answered phone straight away, same bollox about hair but sounded pleasant so I decided to see her.  She talked me through the gated entrance and up to the apartment door.

Started in cowgirl and something felt strange, yet familiar.  I realised what was wrong straight away as I've had this one pulled on me before.  She had a tampon in, stuffed right up there.  obviously wasn't bothering her but was uncomfortable for me when I tried to go deep.  Challenged her about it.  More bs about just came on today and I'd already booked, blah, blah. and she wouldn't work the rest of the day (yeah right).  Pulled out and the little fella looked like he'd been hammered.  My knob was definitely not that shape when it went in.  Changed position a couple of times to find a more comfortable one (shallower), but my enthusiasm had waned.  Especially as I'd previously just been down on her.  Eventually shot my load into the dom dressed and left.


I've looked since and period play isn't on her likes.

Conclusion:
Obviously, when seeing a WG you are aware of a certain moral flexibility, but I'd have really appreciated a little honesty in this case.  I very much doubt she really did come on unexpectedly as most ladies know exactly what day of the month they are due and should make allowance for time off or offer limited services.  At the very least, let the punter know so he has a choice.

If it wasn't for the attempted deceit this would have been a resounding positive.  She seems an exceptional actress and I believe could provide a service to rival Emily under different circumstances.

This was intended to be a short and to the point review, but it appears I've gotten carried away venting.

Oh man i feel the pain, totally agree for that reason alone it has to be a negative. She should have told you before hand, or cancelled the meeting by telling you that she was on, on a more personal note get yourself down to the local gum clinic pretty sharpish as you state ro and she's on her rags 

[BillyBackDoor]

Oh man i feel the pain, totally agree for that reason alone it has to be a negative. She should have told you before hand, or cancelled the meeting by telling you that she was on, on a more personal note get yourself down to the local gum clinic pretty sharpish as you state ro and she's on her rags 

Holy shit!  Didn't even give that a thought.

[pianodave]

Thanks, was thinking of giving her a call today but will give it a miss now.

Hornyblonde91 cancelled on me a couple of weeks back as she had her period - someone else on here was also cancelled on but she was more vague about it. Makes me like a girl more if she is honest, although sponges are quite common with EEs sadly - they can lose thousands by taking the week off, so it's understandable.

[Dodo]

Holy shit!  Didn't even give that a thought.

Just curious but didnt you notice the string??
She was on my list for next week, in the face department she is just my sort. There's always somethin that fucks it up 

[BillyBackDoor]

Just curious but didnt you notice the string??
She was on my list for next week, in the face department she is just my sort. There's always somethin that fucks it up 

She must have cut it off.  There was no external indication of "don't lick me, I'm on the blob"

[dboy74]

Thanks for the review, Billy

Poor hygiene and no consideration for punters so on the blacklist 

[Trevor12]

She's ruined a perfectly good punt, wasting your punting funds and window. At the very least she should let you know in advance so you can decide whether you want to go ahead, and to keep your mouth away. I know this sort of thing is quite common, but I wouldn't want to support girls who work like this with my hard earned (even when she's off the blob), so she's on my blacklist now too.

[pianodave]

Saw her today and it was actually excellent. Dfk very good indeed, owo extremely good. Attitude just right, great figure. Reminded me of young Lucy, but a little older. My best punt for months

[claretandblue]

That's fucking nasty op, if that happened to me I would be absolutely fuming and still in shock....

[Dodo]

Saw her today and it was actually excellent. Dfk very good indeed, owo extremely good. Attitude just right, great figure. Reminded me of young Lucy, but a little older. My best punt for months

Bet you had a sneeky look and poke to check that nothing was up there

Or did you just ask if she was on the rags

[azrael]

Bet you had a sneeky look and poke to check that nothing was up there

Or did you just ask if she was on the rags

Nah he new he was in the clear, 7 days since OP went so normal cycle last 7-8 day i think

[pianodave]

I worked on the assumption that she probably didnt have a two week cycle 

[BillyBackDoor]

Saw her today and it was actually excellent. Dfk very good indeed, owo extremely good. Attitude just right, great figure. Reminded me of young Lucy, but a little older. My best punt for months

Not surprised. As I said, she is good and up to my discovery I was having a great time.

Just out of curiosity, did she look like she was getting ready to shower when you were leaving, or had she just put her clothes back on without so much as a wet wipe?

[pianodave]

Yeah she put her clothes on and said she wanted a cup of tea.

I don't kid myself that they shower between clients though, I prefer not to think about it 

[BillyBackDoor]

Yeah she put her clothes on and said she wanted a cup of tea.

I don't kid myself that they shower between clients though, I prefer not to think about it 

Or aim for 9am bookings and pray they at least shower between days.

[azrael]

Or aim for 9am bookings and pray they at least shower between days.

Thats one of the reasons i dont dine at the Y on the first date 

[BillyBackDoor]

Beware ye punter. Blobgate be upon us!