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External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyFirst thing first. When I got home I took a nice long shower

30 min service. Works near paddington. In a basement flat. Lamp doesnt work. The room light is too bright it hurts the eye. So we had to do the whole thing with the door half open and use the corridor light

She is HUGE. Id say size 16. Big fat elephant thighs that her photos doesnt show. I should have walked. My little head got the better of me.
OWO. Then soon she put the condom on. I was like wtf? Then she goes:"Do you want to fuck or not?" Her pussy stinks it was horrible

Ok, just wanted to get this one out of the way. Onto missionary. She keppt on complaining. Saying Im too heavy (I'm small build lol), she doesnt like this position, kept on pushing me away with her arms and hands. Kept on moving her legs. It was impossible to do anything. I went soft. She still complaining saying wtf do I want to do. Do I want a hand job. I just told the bitch to stfu. Amazingly got hard despite her complaining finished the deed. Not worth £70 for the 30min. Id say with an ugly cow like her Ill do it for £10.
Worst punt in a long while. Lesson learnt. Always trust reviews here and not to venture out too far. TOFFT.