Louisaxx

[Autopunter]

So, this was a pretty nondescript punt but I want to get it down while my memory is fresh for its peculiarities. Fee was lower than stated price as it was an RB, but three figures. Don't go quoting or you may startle a fainthearted spirit.

Reverse bookings are often a bad idea of AW but I never can seem to resist chucking out my net to see what I catch. This time it came up that an old hotlist entry I'd forgotten all about had bid:  External Link/Members Only

Well that was just down right civilised so I went right ahead with it. That's when things went a bit squirly and how they continued. They never entirely went downhill enough for me to walk out, but it was a near thing.

Louisa has great comms but lives with a flatmate. This meant she had a window for incalls but it rested with her flatmate's shift. Surprisingly it wasn't too bad. I went Saturday instead of Friday, then had the time put back an hour. No biggie there. On the plus side I got notified, a route worked out by phone, and a little message afterwards. So, bad at fixed times but will let you know and tries to work with it.

I arrived at Louisa's house post flatmate, in lovely Dulwich. Place was roomie, clean and a bit posh, as was Louisa herself surprisingly. She matches her pictures on AW and is a bit fitter than her face pic, no weight gain etc either, spite the age of the profile. Also a British lass who has a day job, though I'm not sure what, and very well groomed. Particularly nice bouncy medium sized breasts, and bronzed slim look going on. I suspect at some point she has done lap dancing as her knowledge is detailed, though she denied it.

Lousia was really worried about descretion and calls escorting her secret. Wasn't sure what to make of that remark but part of me thinks its at least a little bit true by what followed. Firstly I threw her by asking for a shower (house + girl totally clean BTW) which I found funny considering her profile has been on my hotlist a good couple of months \years. Most WGs kind of go down the shower as standard route. Secondly the start of the punt was darn peculiar.

I got back from my shower to find Louisa stripped down to her underwear and looking smoking hot. I got on the bed and waited a sec for a sign but L continued to chat and lie on her elbow. Now when I'm in a strange house for the first time I'm reluctant to take the iniative but it seemed she was waiting for me. So in I went with dfk... which continued till I suggested we move things along and got asked what I liked. I'm going to write this verbally near as I remember it.

L: Tell me how I may please you oh studmuffin of the crisp banknotes.
AP (mentally: suck my dick): Well I'm sure as an experienced sextress you have your little routine? Massage perhaps?
L: Yes! Then?
AP (mentally: Just suck my dick): um, some kissing maybe *warms to his theme* you know maybe down towards my dick and then a blowjob?
L: That is confusing and a lot of instructions. I am not feeling this. Perhaps you should take your £ and go?

At this point I was about to roll and no mistake. I wasn't sure what had set off her paranoia but I was fed up. Then, biazzarely just as she was offering me my cash back the whole stupidity of leaving an appointment based on a feeling of... well I still don't know, made me change my mind. I gave back the cadh, grabbed her by the ass and went down on

Apart from chat between rounds that was that. L was a perfectly decent punt as long as I acted like the silent boss. I was braced for starfish syndrome but we did a couple of positions, oral, face fucking and a vigorous blowjob from her. She still set boundaries like no facials. Frankly it was weird, like 'real gfe' where your gf can't explain what's going on in her head so you two bang instead. I did come twice but frankly I'd rather have had Louisa as a fuckbuddy. When I punt, I want the male fantasy GFE not the real life drama.

I'm neutral about Louisa because she is hot, does communicate and gave an average sexual experience to me at a lower price than her usual. Set against this are the facts that incalls are contained by her roomate (workaroundable) and that she is crazy. Why, I don't know. If this was wank TV I'd spin some bs about how she doesn't need the money but likes the rush and has expectations? My current theory is she was feeling unattractive and wanted someone else to do the thinking. Which is fine but not in an escort lol.

[Autopunter]

To top it all I got a polite message thanking me for the lovely booking when I got back 

[brill]

Yea this really sums her up, I saw her many years ago when she worked in East London.
She's very awkward at times and doesn't really want you to talk.
I love filthy talk.. And she doesn't really talk much..
 

[Autopunter]

Well I'm glad it wasn't just me then. I'm mean its not her main gig anymore by the looks of things. What was she like a couple of years ago?

[backofthenet]

Thanks for the review - like you, she was on my hotlist but an old comment about a musty minge put me off. Despite your review I may well go back there - £85 for 30 minute outcall is very good.

Some questions if I may;

How was her downstairs hygeine?
Rimming on the cards? (either way)
What age would you say she is?
How would you rate her looks out of 10?

grateful if you can enlighten.

[Snake93]

In my experience.  Rimming either way is out of the cards with this lady.  That said, she is super fit and was clean downstairs when I dined.  I agree with the review given that she's a bit awkward, but she is open to most things and you just have to run the show with her.

BOTN - I would rate her face a 7-8 and her body a 9-10.  She is really fit with nice sized boobs.

[backofthenet]

In my experience.  Rimming either way is out of the cards with this lady.  That said, she is super fit and was clean downstairs when I dined.  I agree with the review given that she's a bit awkward, but she is open to most things and you just have to run the show with her.

BOTN - I would rate her face a 7-8 and her body a 9-10.  She is really fit with nice sized boobs.

Thanks very much my reptilian friend. She therefore returns to my hotlist. Just the outstanding issue of her age? ta!

[Autopunter]

Thanks very much my reptilian friend. She therefore returns to my hotlist. Just the outstanding issue of her age? ta!

As OP says she has a tight slim bronzed body with decent sized tits and a great fanny. I went down in her and had no problems. She also didn't need any lube but her 'scent' wasn't off putting. Plenty of tissues and she had showered before hand.

Lookswise she is better than that shitty selfie on AW. 29 but looks younger, slightly mixed race which she credits for keeping herself looking good. Takes time with her appearance, so if she was on the street in summer you'd look twice. Body 9/10, face 7/10, overall a solid 8/10. Great fanny as well, just how I like'em.

Bit precious IMO because she wants to be shown not told, but I wouldn't rule anything in or out. I think she goes with the flow: I was told no CIM or facias, which are on her profile, but I also know she was dolled up to go out after me. Can confirmed OWO, oral receiving, face fucking etc also on offer.

[backofthenet]

lovely. ta.

[backofthenet]

Had an outcall with her, Autopunter, and my experience matches yours in many ways - her GFE is lacklustre, and she would have quite happily sat there talking the whole time had I not taken the initiative. Seemed a little surprised whenever I went to kiss her.

Sex was OK, though she needs to work on her HJ technique. But my God what an absolutely sensational body she has. Athletic, quite muscular, but feminine too. Gorgeous, soft skin, aside from a weird scar on her abdomen. Absolute pearler of a minge, too, and she smelt divine all over. Only spoilt by the fact that she had managed to burn one of her tits on a hair straightener, so her bra remained on throughout!

So generally a good punt - personality wise I found her to be a likeable, chatty, pretty normal mixed race English girl. I'd argue she represents pretty good value for money - smoking hot body, but requires a bit of motivation, is quite backseat, and her technique is no better than OK.

One thing that I could not work out, (and you touched on this towards the end of your review, autopunter, though I lost your train of thought in that last paragraph), is why she escorts. She doesn't particularly need the money (she has a pretty well paid job) and doesn't have a particular strong sex drive from what I could see. Perhaps will never know.

Will very probably see her again - got a sense that she will improve in line with familiarity.

[Autopunter]

Hi there,

Well I was happy to be of help and I hope it all works out. 

I agree myself I don't know why she escorts, since it clearly isn't something she does full-time.