Author Topic: Outcall to Office/Workplace (Read 3686 times)

Speedy · « **on:** July 17, 2015, 04:54:49 pm »

Hi Guys,

Wondering what are your experiences of an outcall to the office. I am one of the keyholders here so could easily arrange it when everyone has gone home. Risks are of course someone coming back in cos they forgot something or the cleaners turning up at an irregular time. Would be good to hear your experiences, good and bad, of doing this.

Speedy.

mh · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2015, 04:59:25 pm »

What are the beds like in your office?

Don't forget to wave to the CCTV cameras.

myothernameis · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2015, 05:00:21 pm »

Stupid idea, especially if your work place is covered by cctv, and is there anything in your contract, that would get you into trouble, if you brought back an escort

Sureshot · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2015, 05:01:20 pm »

Sounds like a generally shit idea to me, why would you want to?

Anadin · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2015, 05:11:40 pm »

I've thought about doing this but there isn't exactly anywhere nice to shag in my workplace and it'd be something I did after I'd handed in my notice or they made me redundant.

Speedy · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2015, 05:19:48 pm »

No CCTV, contractually I could get fired. Nice sofa but the idea of bending her over the boardroom table is very appealing!

mh · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2015, 05:52:08 pm »

Quote from: Speedy on July 17, 2015, 05:19:48 pm

No CCTV

That you know of...

Quote from: Speedy on July 17, 2015, 05:19:48 pm

contractually I could get fired

Then just leave it, no single shag is worth losing your job over.

Quote from: Speedy on July 17, 2015, 05:19:48 pm

the idea of bending her over the boardroom table is very appealing!

I suspect in reality the novelty would be outweighed by the discomfort!

RedKettle · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2015, 06:01:51 pm »

like others have said - stupid idea.

downsides just too big for a shag

yorkshire123 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2015, 06:21:12 pm »

Quote from: Speedy on July 17, 2015, 05:19:48 pm

No CCTV, contractually I could get fired. Nice sofa but the idea of bending her over the boardroom table is very appealing!

What type of business has a board room but no cctv?
That's a rhetorical question Speedy as I wouldn't expect you to divulge such sensitive info plus I don't really give a fuck.

Cuntminion · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2015, 06:23:40 pm »

Quote from: yorkshire123 on July 17, 2015, 06:21:12 pm

What type of business has a board room but no cctv?
That's a rhetorical question Speedy as I wouldn't expect you to divulge such sensitive info plus I don't really give a fuck.

Probably some fly by night pyramid selling or maybe works in argos

anyfucker · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2015, 06:27:13 pm »

if you do go ahead then lock the door so nobody else can come in unless you want the added frisson of being seen and losing your job.

cueball · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2015, 07:21:05 pm »

Think I'll start a thread on the daft questions we're getting lately (I'm finding em funny though)

Outcall to work.... dumb

Cuntminion · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2015, 07:28:42 pm »

Quote from: cueball on July 17, 2015, 07:21:05 pm

Think I'll start a thread on the daft questions we're getting lately (I'm finding em funny though)

Outcall to work.... dumb

The thing is who knows the layout better than the op?

What help is available here ?

AnthG · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2015, 07:29:47 pm »

Quote from: Speedy on July 17, 2015, 04:54:49 pm

Risks are of course someone coming back in cos they forgot something or the cleaners turning up at an irregular time. Would be good to hear your experiences, good and bad, of doing this.

Speedy.

Another risk is the girl could blackmail you, or she could just tell your boss direct what you were doing.

Or post on a forum somewhere that Speedy works for....and then post your company name.

The girl could steal something expensive and you'd get the blame.

You could break something during sex.

cueball · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2015, 07:34:09 pm »

Quote from: comaminion on July 17, 2015, 07:28:42 pm

What help is available here ?

In my opinion none, as only the op knows the layout

Taggart · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2015, 07:39:20 pm »

An employer would view such action as gross misconduct, and as such you are at the risk of instant dismissal.
No pay in lieu, no employment tribunal. You'd also screw the chance of your currently employer giving you a reference, and if it were me, I'd say the employee had the tendencies of a serial shagger.

Simply not worth the risks.

Jay-Jay · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2015, 09:25:43 pm »

I've done it and it's excellent. As has been said,the OP can best assess the risks so don't really know why he's asking?

Jay

Zeusthedoc · « **Reply #17 on:** July 22, 2015, 10:17:11 pm »

I'd only ever consider it from a place where I was about to quit.

I've fucked colleagues in all nooks and crannies, all over the office...even quickies during the work day, but we've both had something to lose if someone ever told.

The WG would have too much power in this situation for my liking.

Malvolio · « **Reply #18 on:** July 22, 2015, 11:16:22 pm »

I'm struggling to understand why you'd want to shag in the office in the first place. I prefer to leave work as soon as I'm able to and totally forget about the place until the next morning.

This would also count as gross misconduct in most employers' eyes and leave you sacked if you were ever caught.

walshy101 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 23, 2015, 03:01:56 am »

i can understand the buzz factor but i would not recomend it you could be bribed, caught and possibly sacked and you would still have to pay the whore for the pleasure

closeshave · « **Reply #20 on:** July 23, 2015, 06:40:48 am »

Quote from: Malvolio on July 22, 2015, 11:16:22 pm

I'm struggling to understand why you'd want to shag in the office in the first place. I prefer to leave work as soon as I'm able to and totally forget about the place until the next morning.

This would also count as gross misconduct in most employers' eyes and leave you sacked if you were ever caught.

There's a few I'd like to shag in the office if permitted to but they work there.

A WG - seriously?

Marmalade · « **Reply #21 on:** July 23, 2015, 07:02:47 am »

Depends on your setup of course. Some are risk takers and some have their own office (not everywhere has CCTV thank fuck!)

Make sure she looks as if she has a good excuse, bringing you some paperwork or something, and dressed appropriately. Then you could get her to look for something under the desk. Of course, if it is a WG that is under the desk with cock-in-mouth it had better be a trustworthy regular I would think.

vw · « **Reply #22 on:** July 23, 2015, 07:22:46 am »

I can predict the next question

"Outcall as +1 guest to family wedding"

willbred · « **Reply #23 on:** July 23, 2015, 08:38:25 am »

Leave shagging prossies at work.to.those with the perfect cover...............pimps:-)q

Roth · « **Reply #24 on:** July 23, 2015, 08:43:34 am »

Better to go see BJanee in Bristol for an office experience!

vw · « **Reply #25 on:** July 23, 2015, 08:48:19 am »

Quote from: Roth on July 23, 2015, 08:43:34 am

Better to go see BJanee in Bristol for an office experience!

Does she have on of those adjustable BJ director chairs in her office ?

Marmalade · « **Reply #26 on:** July 23, 2015, 02:29:24 pm »

Like I said, everyone is different and their workplace is different. It sounds like a dumb idea for the OP. But I quite like working at my desk knowing I've had a regular suck me off underneath and a someone else underneath me on top of the desk (different occasions of course!)

Role plays are best when realistic.

akauya · « **Reply #27 on:** July 23, 2015, 02:43:48 pm »

It happens a lot more than you think guys. I work in a huge building populated by many businesses. I once saw a man taking this way too tarty looking woman to his office (this is during working hours). He looked all sheepish when we went past each other, the woman looked at me as if she recognized me (I didn't).

The guys office was very near mine so it was easy to see how long he had her there. Advantage is he owned his business so he did what he pleased. If I owned my business I would do it, as an employee however, definitely not.

Roth · « **Reply #28 on:** July 24, 2015, 07:55:46 am »

Quote from: virtualwaster on July 23, 2015, 08:48:19 am

Does she have on of those adjustable BJ director chairs in her office ?

Can't remember will have to go back to check!

regular punter · « **Reply #29 on:** July 24, 2015, 08:08:47 am »

I say GFI take her into big bosses office, smash the granny out of her all over his desk the fire all over his chair.
If your gonna get sacked may aswel make it a funny story sacking.

P.S make sure shes a squirter/gusher may aswell have her do it over the picture of his wife he will have on his desk

The_Don · « **Reply #30 on:** July 24, 2015, 08:44:38 am »

Quote from: Speedy on July 17, 2015, 04:54:49 pm

good and bad, of doing this.

Very bad as you have more to lose than you gain.

unless the W/G was the boss wife or daughter and you like blackmail

The happy one · « **Reply #31 on:** July 25, 2015, 09:11:28 am »

Been there done that

Gives a whe new meaning to working late and sorry darlin can't talk have a lot on

Wife can call and I was where I should be

We have a few sofas around that all took a great hammering. Desks

Kitchen

Loved it. It was wrong. Big turn on. There was a risk of being caught big turn on even the girls were into it

When I rebooked one and said hotel she was like

Oh. I have got my outfit all ready and gone and got glasses so I can really get into the role play

So from my point of view

Go for it

Ben4454 · « **Reply #32 on:** July 25, 2015, 05:14:30 pm »

At the end of the day you have to weigh up the risks over the reward. Obviously banging a hot prossie in a office/work setting is a turn on but what if she is a nutter and accuses you of all sorts?

PROS: Great fucking session without the costs of buying a hotel.

CONS: Could be caught on CCTV, Girl could be a nutter and blackmail you, you could lose your job, could accuse you of rape, you could damage something in the room, lose your sense of annonomity: she and her pimps now know where you work.

When you weigh up these options you realise it is not worth the risk.

Surely there are other options than your own place/work place and paying for a hotel to get the same high.

banjo · « **Reply #33 on:** July 25, 2015, 05:18:52 pm »

If you can trust them then it would probably be ok. What's the cleaner like, btw?

Diehard · « **Reply #34 on:** July 25, 2015, 06:42:11 pm »

Quote from: Speedy on July 17, 2015, 04:54:49 pm

Hi Guys,

Wondering what are your experiences of an outcall to the office. I am one of the keyholders here so could easily arrange it when everyone has gone home. Risks are of course someone coming back in cos they forgot something or the cleaners turning up at an irregular time. Would be good to hear your experiences, good and bad, of doing this.

Speedy.

Recipe for disaster plain and simple

Northerndave666 · « **Reply #35 on:** July 25, 2015, 08:30:59 pm »

Do it. What's the worse that could happen?

berksboy · « **Reply #36 on:** July 25, 2015, 08:33:45 pm »

Lots !

banjo · « **Reply #37 on:** July 25, 2015, 08:33:52 pm »

Quote from: Northerndave666 on July 25, 2015, 08:30:59 pm

Do it. What's the worse that could happen?

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The_Don · « **Reply #38 on:** July 25, 2015, 09:21:44 pm »

Quote from: banjo on July 25, 2015, 08:33:52 pm

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Bikerboy · « **Reply #39 on:** July 25, 2015, 09:58:17 pm »

Haven't done it myself (yet!), but do know an escort who has; mind blowing sex springs to mind.

Obviously cctv and/or lack of precautions rule it out. That said, I am told it was very hot.

LanceVance · « **Reply #40 on:** July 25, 2015, 10:27:59 pm »

Unless you are the head of the company, it is a guaranteed way to get fired.

If you are the head of the company of course, go for it!

bfl · « **Reply #41 on:** July 26, 2015, 12:39:59 am »

I'm going to do it soon. It's ok though cos I'm the boss and the other director would probably want to join in. Getting a blowie while on the phone to a client is well up there on my hit list.

NIK · « **Reply #42 on:** July 26, 2015, 08:09:21 am »

Anybody who even thinks about this must be completely

and

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Escort 1 · « **Reply #43 on:** July 26, 2015, 08:22:14 am »

I have done this in a government building ... Had to get a visitor pass etc!

vw · « **Reply #44 on:** July 26, 2015, 11:31:21 am »

Quote from: NIK on July 26, 2015, 08:09:21 am

Anybody who even thinks about this must be completely and .

I work from home and do it all the time, does that make me

and

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?

The_Don · « **Reply #45 on:** July 26, 2015, 02:25:57 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on July 26, 2015, 11:31:21 am

I work from home and do it all the time, does that make me and . ?

So site manager/owner of the location.

The OP isn't?

smiths · « **Reply #46 on:** July 26, 2015, 02:38:47 pm »

Quote from: Speedy on July 17, 2015, 04:54:49 pm

Hi Guys,

Wondering what are your experiences of an outcall to the office. I am one of the keyholders here so could easily arrange it when everyone has gone home. Risks are of course someone coming back in cos they forgot something or the cleaners turning up at an irregular time. Would be good to hear your experiences, good and bad, of doing this.

Speedy.

My experience is zero of this as I wouldn't be so stupid as to want a WG to know where I worked just as I wouldn't do an Outcall to my own home.

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Author Topic: Outcall to Office/Workplace (Read 3686 times)

Speedy

Sureshot

Speedy

yorkshire123

Jay-Jay

vw

willbred

vw

regular punter

The happy one

Ben4454

banjo

Diehard

banjo

Escort 1

vw