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External Link/Members OnlyHi, this is my first review on UKP, so I will introduce myself. I am a student in my early 20's, and a current preference for petite Asians also in their twenties
Although I have had sporadic massages in the past, this sort of stuff is rather new to me, so I am a bit of a rookie when it comes to dealing with WG's and masseurs. I suppose we were all new at one point.
Anyway moving on. I am currently in a phase of wanting B2B massages, and all of the HE and BJ stuff thrown in. I lurked on AdultWork looking for suitable candidates and found Jade Li. From the pictures, she ticked all of the boxes when it came to being Asian, petite and 25. Great. After some messages, we agreed to a naked body-to-body massage with HE for the price of £100. (I would later discover that this was kinda pricey)
So I made my way to her bedsit in Kensington, located in a rather affluent neighbourhood. She opened the door and I walked in.. 'Yes!' I thought, she looked exactly like her photo on AdultWork. Whilst it was a good thing she was quite hot, what happened next was kinda crap. The massage started by both of us getting naked, and she started her massage on my back. The quality of the massage itself was piss poor, with no pressure points being hit, and the same repetitive use of hand strokes were used over and over and over again. Boring. This so called 'B2B massage' rarely involved any sensual body contact, and for much for the time she appeared distant and unwilling to make actual full body contact with me. She then told me to turn over, and I thought 'Great! Now for some real B2B action!'. This was not the case.
I received another lacklustre massage on my front, and about 40 mins in, I received my happy ending. more like crappy ending. Yes I got hard, but the quality of the HE was nothing special, just the same repetitive movements without variation. She then asked me if I wanted a OWO for an additional £20! Willing to do anything to improve this massage, I tried to negotiate to £10, but she kept saying 'No! £20!', so I just said 'forget it, no'. After the OWO argument and the happy ending that was not even at the ending, we still had 15 mins left. So I had 15 more mins of a craptastic massage that never seemed to end and then I left.
In conclusion, I was under the impression that she was really..really new to this sort of field. She was shy, timid and seemed unexperienced, leaving a very cold, almost mechanical massage. I crave a degree of human interaction when it comes to these sort of things, and I felt that she just did not want to be there. Such a shame for such an attractive girl.
