Author Topic: Shower policy at NNE! (NaughtyNorthernEscorts) (Read 2523 times)

Spartacus123 · « **on:** July 13, 2015, 05:25:13 pm »

I had an appointment with Grace today, thought I'd manage a quick punt during a very tight day. Basically it never happened, I had to cancel as my promised callback to let me know she was ready, never happened.I had to ring back and even though it was only @5 mins late, I knew I couldn't make it and by the time I'd had a shower etc about 10-15 mins would be lost. A real shame.

The most surprising part was while thinking out aloud and contemplating how long to walk to the flat, get buzzed in, shower etc, I was told that showers are reserved for 45 min appointments! I mean WTF?

When the lady sees a balding, hairy asian ugly fecker, a shower is the least I can do!

Is it just me ? Or is this f*cked up? I always shower, its a common courtesy (isn't it?)

fundude09 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 13, 2015, 06:46:53 pm »

That's new to me. I've used them in the past and usually for 30 mins. If I haven't had a shower beforehand I have always asked the girl as soon as I arrive and it has never been a problem. I do want to check, is it the agency that told you that over the phone? If so I have no idea how they would be able to check that you didn't use the shower.

simone_raven · « **Reply #2 on:** July 13, 2015, 06:59:25 pm »

Grace is back?

fundude09 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2015, 07:14:02 pm »

Is grace good? She looks real nice but I'm quite unaware of the girls around ATM. I haven't punted in a while (since 2014) and I'm looking to get back in to it.

Sar-Major · « **Reply #4 on:** July 13, 2015, 07:54:40 pm »

Well............Its obvious to me Spartacus, me old cock sparra!!!!!!!! Your NOT dirty enough.

Should be like ME A right owld dirty feker,

Dont know why you cant have a shower, if you turned up stinking of whatever. They'd soon be complaining and asking you to "BATHE"

daveev · « **Reply #5 on:** July 13, 2015, 08:09:21 pm »

Quote from: simone_raven on July 13, 2015, 06:59:25 pm

Grace is back?

coming to my place tomorrow, very excited

hope it all goes good

Spartacus123 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 13, 2015, 08:32:08 pm »

It was the receptionist that mentioned the 45 min issue, I was really pissed off at this as I've been waiting to see Grace for months and to be honest I did have a moment of thinking with my dick and showering anyway but as I said I'd have lost 1-15 mins of the appt.

Sat-Major - you're probably right, not dirty enough! I'd like to be!! I have enough issues with my appearance to be honest to have the confidence to be a cheeky git, I do try though, it's my only gift!!

I'll try with grace again on Wednesday, or failing that Candy looks hot to trot!!

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Spartacus123 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 13, 2015, 08:32:44 pm »

Quote from: daveev on July 13, 2015, 08:09:21 pm

coming to my place tomorrow, very excited hope it all goes good

Could you please leave a review?

Ta

Dimond dave · « **Reply #8 on:** July 13, 2015, 10:11:23 pm »

A very strange thing never hear that in my 23 years of punting

themademan2 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 13, 2015, 10:16:26 pm »

I mentioned in my last review of a NNE lass, there's a poster in bathroom telling you that it's only available for appointments for 45 min or more

portable · « **Reply #10 on:** July 13, 2015, 11:35:53 pm »

I can't make head nor tail of this no matter how I look at it. Weird. Maybe they don't have many towels and can't be arsed to organise who's turn it is to do the laundry, or go shopping for shower gel, and so this lessens the hassle for them?

Do NNE post on here? I'd love to know why they've started doing this. What happens if a guy really needs to shower and doesn't mind if it eats into his appointment time?

Sar-Major · « **Reply #11 on:** July 14, 2015, 07:00:12 am »

Would they really like it if a guy who does a manual job, turned up for a punt all "Stinky n Sweaty" cos they wouldn't let him shower.

I Fekin well think NOT...........

Dimond dave · « **Reply #12 on:** July 14, 2015, 08:25:29 am »

before you know it there will be a sign telling you ,, if you need a p it's only available on 1 hour bookings ,,, very strange never come across the shower thing before

Quote from: themademan2 on July 13, 2015, 10:16:26 pm

I mentioned in my last review of a NNE lass, there's a poster in bathroom telling you that it's only available for appointments for 45 min or more

daveev · « **Reply #13 on:** July 14, 2015, 09:33:46 am »

Quote from: Spartacus123 on July 13, 2015, 08:32:44 pm

Could you please leave a review?

Ta

cancelled

i cancelled plans today for this, got offered frankie but not many reviews so declined, it was grace i had my heart set on, she might be poorly which i can understand but how hard is it to see someone you fancy, think it's like 12 weeks now trying to get a booking, even my regular is not a reg any more

Spartacus123 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 14, 2015, 10:05:07 am »

I'll try my luck with Grace again tomorrow (and shower in advance, just in case!)

greychap · « **Reply #15 on:** July 14, 2015, 08:05:19 pm »

Quote from: Spartacus123 on July 13, 2015, 05:25:13 pm

I had an appointment with Grace today, thought I'd manage a quick punt during a very tight day. Basically it never happened, I had to cancel as my promised callback to let me know she was ready, never happened.I had to ring back and even though it was only @5 mins late, I knew I couldn't make it and by the time I'd had a shower etc about 10-15 mins would be lost. A real shame.

The most surprising part was while thinking out aloud and contemplating how long to walk to the flat, get buzzed in, shower etc, I was told that showers are reserved for 45 min appointments! I mean WTF?

When the lady sees a balding, hairy asian ugly fecker, a shower is the least I can do!

Is it just me ? Or is this f*cked up? I always shower, its a common courtesy (isn't it?)

Probably something to do with not paying enough to justify them paying out for the shower gel, and towels you will use that they will need to wash after I should imagine plus use of hot water, otherwise what other reasons would there be for it!!

This usually means to me they are encouraging punters to book 45 min appointments upwards.

Spartacus123 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 15, 2015, 07:46:48 am »

well its 30 mins again for me, we'll see what happens today......

Spartacus123 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 15, 2015, 05:11:29 pm »

Saw Grace today (review to follow) and sure enough the shower was not allowed again! Even Grace mentioned it is usually for 45+ min bookings

It was pretty hot today and once I'd found the flat within the rabbit warren in Hartlepool, I was beginning to warm up a bit....I'ts a strange policy they have but as mentioned maybe they are after 45 min bookings, however I rarely do these, and never as a first meet.

yorkshire123 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 15, 2015, 05:42:03 pm »

So based on the no shower rule you get more fuck time/min in a 30min punt than a 45min (+) if you have a shower before &/or after?
Unless I've missed something obvious?

David Larry · « **Reply #19 on:** July 15, 2015, 05:50:56 pm »

Quote from: Spartacus123 on July 13, 2015, 08:32:08 pm

... or failing that Candy looks hot to trot!!

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Jesus H Christ. My cock just exploded!!!!

David Larry · « **Reply #20 on:** July 15, 2015, 05:56:35 pm »

Can someone please guide me, it's probably staring me in the face but, for my life, I can't find the "Online Booking Form" they mention here:

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