Scottish Marie

[Givememilf]

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I'd been put off this lady previously due to a bad review, but having read it however, it was due to a bait and switch situation rather than the quality of the lady herself.  I've been to the flat before,  so I knew the score. Not that I'm defending the bait and switch. I would have walked.

Anyway, I called her, she's only available Wednesday and Thursday.  I arranged a quick 15 minute meet for Thursday past, and I went to see her basically 10 mins later (the flat is very close to me) so on I go, greeted by 'the maid' whom I quote like actually. Feels like a proper brothel,  nice and seedy.... so I meet Marie, I can tell it's her from the pics. She's not great looking but definately her age, possibly a little over 50. 55 I'd say, right in my ball park. Not terribly attractive facially, wee bit rough round the edges, you could probably cut a roast on her face, but defiantly something of the sexy older lady about her. Tits were..   well very big and shiny, very impressive.  They didn't half drop down when she unbundled them, not nearly as droopy as Kristina rose, but much bigger, still some lovely flappy fun bags. She asked my my age, I lied and said 19..... She said, ooft, you're just a baby, what do you want from an old lady like me son? She had a cheeky grin when she said that....

Anyway, introductions were nice. I sat on the bed, I asked her firmly but politely to shut up, get on her knees and service me. To which she promptly aquiesed.

Blow job was good. A lot of dirty talk from me (age play) and she joined in nicely.  5 mins in, felt my loins swelling. Told her to bend over, yanked down her knickers and went to work on her. Pretty hard to oz she didn't seem to mind. Pussy was nicely snug (for an old bird) and the doggy was a lot of fun. Held her hair, all the good stuff.  Told her I was gonna cum and she better beget back on her knees....

Few seconds later she's lapping my balls as I build a head of steam.... Boom!  All over her face. Looked good. Felt great.

She wasn't the best shag, or great looking. But great tits, eager to please,  decent blowjob and she played along like the pro she is. I'm not in a massive hurry to see her again, but I might at some point. Wasn't too bad at all. My kinda hoar.

[David1970]

What area is she based?
I think I have visited her but cannot think where.
Who else works there?

[facialmaniac]

Given your tastes am pretty sure we would ever fight over a whore, but i  do enjoy your reviews! Keep up the good work! 

[GusFring]

Always enjoy a Lovesamummy review. Looking forward to the next one.

[stuart_gla]

[...] greeted by 'the maid' whom I quote like actually. [...]

Bet your eyes lit up when you seen that old dear...  Pervert, love it!  Could always try your luck one day?

[...] Feels like a proper brothel,  nice and seedy.... [...]

Good setup, seedy it is, but clean and tidy, never offered showers though.  It's convenient, being on my commute.  Better than the Romanian whorehouse a bit further down the road, near the District.  Their wee Jessy is hot, great tits, but customer service skills are minimal.  Especially from please-cum-quick Kym, never pay her more than 15 mins (£40), does takes a decent pounding doggy though.

[...] Kristina rose [...]

Seen her a few times now, once just recently, reminds me of an old school teacher of mine...

[chico1000]

I kinda like your reviews now perverted but good fun. Did you not fancy the maid while you were there?

[Givememilf]

Hey guys, glad you're beginning to enjoy my reviews.... Believe it or not, I'm not just trying to relive my sordid activities on here, I'm also trying to give a fair representation of my punts. Ymmv obviously. However, I feel I've been fair and obviously you guys have an idea of my kinks so you'll understand the sort of things I look for in a punt.  A little context though, I see girls in my private life and I don't cheat (believe that or not) if I'm not seeing anyone, I punt when I can. And because I see girls around my own age, I tend to punt older women because it's a bit of a kink of mine and it's not really realistic in my personal life. Also, I might love fucking and fifty year old, but I wouldn't want a relationship with one. Fuck that!

Having said that, my new thing is talking to them during the punt. About my 'taste' in older women, why I like them, what I like doing to them and my past experience of banging old ladies. Most of them enjoy the chat. I like to talk like a mad dictator when getting my dick sucked because they don't tend to talk back... Hahaha.  But I like talking about my perversions with the ladies vacuse apart from on here, where can I talk about it. A support group probably.  So for anyone who wonders,  I'm not some poor damaged guy who can only get an erections if I'm fucking a granny. I like women of all types, really. But punting is especially for my side perversion.  Although I do very occasionally punt younger girls if they take my fancy. I have another review to do as well. Another old bird. Will get it done soon.

[Givememilf]

Sorry didn't answer any questions. It's a flat in cessnock. Close to underground.  Easy to find. I know Kristina rose and ruby work there. Seen both. Nothing special either,  although ruby takes it up the arse like a pro. I sort of did fancy the maid by the way, in a creepy way. And just for fun when im there next (which will be Wednesday,  I'm going to see Marie again) I'm totally gonna proposition her. Just to see how she reacts. Worst case scenario she asks me to leave. Hahaha.

[chico1000]

Make sure she makes you a cup of tea and jammy scone before you proposition her.  Poor women must be in her late sixties lol...

[RandyF]

Yeah Chico just adores these types of reviews Lovesa...he'd not +1 it and be one of the lads if he didn't now would he 

[auldie63]

I'm nearer 70 than 60 and I think I will go lock my mother up before this young perv spots her.

[Givememilf]

I'm nearer 70 than 60 and I think I will go lock my mother up before this young perv spots her.

Haha, fair play mate. But in all seriousness, I can't see myself going much older than 55 at this stage. But never say never eh?hahaha

[chico1000]

Yeah Chico just adores these types of reviews Lovesa...he'd not +1 it and be one of the lads if he didn't now would he 

It took you ages to come up with that one...lol

[GusFring]

Most times I'm a gentleman with the whores but I also love testing the waters with dirty chat - seeing how far I can go before I get a reaction. Sometimes a bit cheeky when not too impressed by the BJ I'm receiving I'll throw in a remark along the lines of 'you can do better than that, make your daddy proud.' Being a bit meaner sometimes I'll Just tell a slag that I've had enough of seeing her face and its time to turn around. Only time I really got a really negative reaction was with the BJ Queen in Edinburgh. I was in a foul mood after work and after sounding my junk in her face I felt disgusted with myself and just flat out said what an ugly skank she was. Bitch called me a cunt unsurprisingly but I just pulled my zipper up and walked out. Received a text in car from her a few mins later and fair to say it wasn't complimentary.

[chico1000]

Most times I'm a gentleman with the whores but I also love testing the waters with dirty chat - seeing how far I can go before I get a reaction. Sometimes a bit cheeky when not too impressed by the BJ I'm receiving I'll throw in a remark along the lines of 'you can do better than that, make your daddy proud.' Being a bit meaner sometimes I'll Just tell a slag that I've had enough of seeing her face and its time to turn around. Only time I really got a really negative reaction was with the BJ Queen in Edinburgh. I was in a foul mood after work and after sounding my junk in her face I felt disgusted with myself and just flat out said what an ugly skank she was. Bitch called me a cunt unsurprisingly but I just pulled my zipper up and walked out. Received a text in car from her a few mins later and fair to say it wasn't complimentary.

Why can't you be a gentleman all the time.  That just sounds moronic.  It's one thing as part of the role play like lovesa but to be abusive just for the hell of it is asking for trouble.

[RandyF]

Most times I'm a gentleman with the whores but I also love testing the waters with dirty chat - seeing how far I can go before I get a reaction. Sometimes a bit cheeky when not too impressed by the BJ I'm receiving I'll throw in a remark along the lines of 'you can do better than that, make your daddy proud.' Being a bit meaner sometimes I'll Just tell a slag that I've had enough of seeing her face and its time to turn around. Only time I really got a really negative reaction was with the BJ Queen in Edinburgh. I was in a foul mood after work and after sounding my junk in her face I felt disgusted with myself and just flat out said what an ugly skank she was. Bitch called me a cunt unsurprisingly but I just pulled my zipper up and walked out. Received a text in car from her a few mins later and fair to say it wasn't complimentary.

That reads like you took your anger out on the hoor Gus, for no other reason than you could get away with it. That wasn't consensual roleplay - that's just calling an unsuspecting hoor a cunt.

I mean honestly, that lass the BjQueen she isn't even close to being the full shilling...daft as a brush 

[GusFring]

No excuses from me. That was just a one off. I basically said exactly what I was thinking. The experience disgusted me. A real shit hole with a skank whose bra had spunk on it - nasty. Anyway you live and you learn.

[yourneeds]

Sorry didn't answer any questions. It's a flat in cessnock. Close to underground.  Easy to find. I know Kristina rose and ruby work there. Seen both. Nothing special either,  although ruby takes it up the arse like a pro. I sort of did fancy the maid by the way, in a creepy way. And just for fun when im there next (which will be Wednesday,  I'm going to see Marie again) I'm totally gonna proposition her. Just to see how she reacts. Worst case scenario she asks me to leave. Hahaha.

hey just new here , just been reading last few months , anyway i have actually had a booking with the maid about 3 years ago she used to share a flat with indigo , she is one dirty older woman with massive knockers m she probably does have a price

[PiedPiper]

Is she attractive or does she look in her sixties? 

[yourneeds]

Red hair I'd say early fifties, I'm surprised nobody else recognises her, I thought I had been scammed when going to meet Kristen rose and thought I've seen her before. Turns out she's running the place.

I asked Kristina if she was available to join us but she said no, like I said though she probably does have a price tag.

[PiedPiper]

Thanks for the info and no I am curious and will have to go and have a look see 

[Givememilf]

Not available at any price. I checked. Hahahaha

[GusFring]

Not available at any price. I checked. Hahahaha

Every ho has a price!

[Givememilf]

Went to see Marie again. She's actually better looking than I gave her credit. Her tits are also really good, like big and firm. Pretty sure thwy are enhanced but she swears they arent. Good quick service again. No complaints from me.