External Link/Members OnlyI'm not usually one to complain.... But this was a shit punt.
I fancied a bit of blonde, and there was nobody available. She spoke well on phone, Polish which is good. 37 is younger than I usually go for but I figured she's probably knocked a few years off so.....
Anyway, it ain't her in the pics. She explicitly states on her profile that it is....But no. This lady was big and saggy, defiantly at least 45 (almost certainly older) which would have been great if she wasn't such a state. Anyway, being the trooper I am, I went for it because I've been with unattractive ladies that fuck like pros. Well this lady is a pro, but only in as much as she charges. Bad service. Can't touch boobs. Why not? I ask, I not like, she says..... you not like? Shit hen, seriously in the wrong line of work.
She tried to put a condom on my soft dick.... I'm asking how the fuck does that work? Make it hard please. Not with her mouth, that was asking too much. So she waned me hard, no complaints there but I was miffed at her general attitude.
So her oral skills are terrible, kept doing the open mouth so it doesn't touch the sides thing that doesn't work for anyone. She didn't want to taste it. So ... well.... ugh, moving on.
I bent her over and pumped her hard till I came. It wasn't romantic or fun. It was a bit grim.
She gave me no pleasure and a real bad attitude. And guys I know I talk nasty about the ladies sometimes, bit I'm nothing but polite and curteaus to them. She was a bitch to be honest. I don't care about the forty quid, I'm glad I didn't go for 30 mins.... But the second I came, she jumped away and said "you pay for longer next time" didn't even let me ride out my orgasm. Left me hanging like a total arse. That's extremely poor form. It made the experience even more unpleasant still. I won't be back and she shares with a younger lassie with enormous boobs I'd have liked to visit. Not risking it now.
The bathroom was fine. It had towels.
