I love hotel meets. Only ever once had an incident, and that in a Premier Inn when some staff member let himself in while I was bollock naked on the bed with a heavily tattooed, pneumatic breasted, blonde WG.
I let her deal with it in her own way. She screamed at him to 'GET OUT!' , which, of course, he did. Funny really. Just some nosey bastard probably.
Great punt otherwise.
In my early days of punting, I walked into a hotel, straight past reception always looking straight ahead, real cool, and walked into a dead end! Shit. Eventually found the lifts. Yeah, that turned out to be another great punt. Scottish lass with the biggest natural boobs I have ever seen. Retired, sadly...