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Offline Dime

A couple of my regular WGs advertise water sports on their profiles, but I've always forgotten to ask them about it . My question is basically how does it work? Do they piss on your face? Or your body and what about the state the bed linen and sheets may get into? (if it's an outcall) Also, I assume I would have to request it in advance, in order for them to drink lots of water before the punt  so that their bladder is full. Are any other punters into Watersports? If so, explain  some of your good/not so good experiences during punts.   

Offline d00fer

Not my bag, but yes you should agree in advance so that they can drink plenty of water before hand (not just for a full bladder), use a bath or shower and it's up to you to decide where you want to be pissed on

Offline AnthG

Done it twice now.

The general thing is they get you to lie down in the bath when they stand over you.

Its very awkward in the extreme to ask for. As you literally need to ask the girl to drink a load of water before you turn up. And this just innately feels creepy when you do.

Its worth clarifying what the girl will do as some girls may mean watersports in that you just watch them go. And not actually want to pee on you for fear of it tasting bad and them being embarrassed or passing STIs or whatever.

Offline Dime



That's exactly my problem, Anth G. One of the girls I usually book through an agency, so I text the reception people at the agency to book a girl. They probably already think I'm a perv as I've requested via text for girls to wear school uniform, so telling them that I am interested in watersports and would like to WG to be " prepared" by the time I arrive is extremely awkward. However, it's still something I fancy trying.
« Last Edit: June 23, 2015, 11:54:45 AM by Dime »

Offline hexohm



Its very awkward in the extreme to ask for. As you literally need to ask the girl to drink a load of water before you turn up. And this just innately feels creepy when you do.



I dont find it awkward at all. if she advertises it, she's willing to do it and you can be 99% sure shes done it before.


Offline hexohm


That's exactly my problem, Anth G. One of the girls I usually book through an agency, so I text the reception people at the agency to book a girl. They probably already think I'm a perv as I've requested via text for girls to wear school uniform, so telling them that I am interested in watersports and would like to WG to be " prepared" by the time I arrive is extremely awkward. However, it's still something I fancy trying.

I would definitely recommend it so just ask when making your booking.

Theyre an escort agency, its perverts like you and me that keep them in business plus they really dont give a fuck what youre like or what youre into.  They would have handled all sorts of weird and kinky requests before and water sports is probably much tamer and more common than you think.

Always remember its YOUR punt YOUR money so do it YOUR way.

Offline fredpunter

And some of the girls actually enjoy it! I've been peed on once (we had done everything else I could think of and I'll try anything once) and have peed on two other lasses several times, but every time it was them who suggested it - it doesn't really do anything for me but if it makes them happy .......

Offline jawill

I've done it quite a lot and its a very intimate and very erotic feeling.  A girl offering WS should know to obviously drink plenty of water before you arrive.  Then its up to you how you want to play it.  I've had girls stand over me in the bath and release all over me, or pin you to the floor then sit on your face and pee, or be on all fours over my chest kissing me while letting themselves pee over my cock.  Yeah, i've let one or two pee in my mouth, though it gets spat back out, usually back over their pussy, which seems to turn them on more.  Taste wise, depends how much water they have drunk, but a bitter taste I would say.

Had a few girls who then asked for me to piss over them, which, can be difficult if you have a beautiful girl under you looking up at you and your trying not to get a stiffy! 

Pee is sterile by the way.

Offline george r

yes a big fan of this, get the girl to drink as much water as she can,  a walk in shower is ideal and for me I like to drink it as long as its not too bitter or strong (eg overnight piss) don't mind one long piss or controlled where you get a good few mouthfuls !!  great fun if you like it  !!

Offline punk

If some bird is going to piss on you only fair you piss on them?

I had a brilliant session with NW legend Hot&HornyHannah82.

First she got a wine glass and 'poured' herself a glass, and swigged it down. Then she repeated for me. I regret not taking the glass and doing the wine thing - nose in to get the bouquet and then sipping it with a loud slurp like Oz Clark!

After she was empty she knelt in the bath, I stood over her and pissed in her mouth and I was cross-legged by that stage. She gulped it down faster than Gazza on a bender. Once finished we enjoyed a nice, pissy DFK. Fuckin' wonderful!!!

tcm

WS is on my bucket list and got a girl lined up for some 2 way fun, discussed the details on my last booking with her though i'm not sure she will take it in her mouth but face was OK

Offline NIK

Many threads on this on UKP. The most recent one being here.  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=46458.0

Offline Horn Reborn

I wouldn't say I was a WS enthusiast but it's something I do when I'm bored with routine so maybe once or so a year.  My advice is to find a girl who a). specialises in it (in other words, who actively advertises the service) and b). if possible, who enjoys it.  When it's good it's very, very good but 95% of the time, with a WG who lists it as being on offer simply to attract business but neither really enjoys nor prepares properly for it, it's just a waste of time and sometimes a nasty one.  A poor provider will literally get you in the tub and just trickle on you, usually while staring at the ceiling.  A good WS provider, of which there are few, really unloads on you with a measure of control and does so in an erotic way.  One girl got me so turned on I left her fuck me with a strap on (or try to, anyway), something I had never even entertained doing before.  Those are the great punts; where you go in an unforeseen direction because you're both so caught in the moment.
Banning reason: Previously banned (Nimrod)

I have done it both ways a couple of times now.

I did a BDSM session last night and the mistress having hurt me put a towel on the floor. She then made me lie on the towel she administered a massive dose of poppers so i was nearly out of it and covered my face with the top of the towel. She then discretely (I couldn't see because the towel over my face and blurred vision) took her pants off and pissed all over me. We had discussed waterspouts beforehand and I new my fate because throughout the 1 hour session she drank about 3 pints of water.

Absolutely fantastic!

Sounds like you were water boarded.  There's a video of Christopher Hitchens being water boarded on YouTube.  Barely a drop soaks through the cloth before he starts panicking.  He then said he had nightmares of it for weeks afterwards and was in no doubt that it was inhumane torture that resulted in no reliable information from the victim. 

You seemed to enjoy it though. :D

A girl I used to know had fantasies of getting a hooker to piss in the street and other such depravity.  I also think some women like to be degraded and to degrade men.  As long as you're both in agreement and her piss is as clear as water I guess it's okay.  But then I've read that piss isn't sterile as some say and you can catch certain things from it.  I don't know, can someone clarify with sources? 

she didn't piss on my face but on my body.

i hear water boarding isn't nice! maybe next time :)

Offline willbred

Big fan of this. Just find it so erotic.A regular sits astride my open waiting mouth and I drink every drop.Taste varies,often coffee sometimes salty.Really nice when done in a dom scenario.I would like to return the favour but cant pee with a hard on or forget after I've cum.
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Watersports is always a requirement in a punt for me, and I am not afraid to walk if the lady cannot deliver after I have confirmed when booking.

Had a great watersports session last month in Manchester, the lady gushed all over me in the wet room!   :P :P :cool:

Offline mh

Had a great watersports session last month in Manchester, the lady gushed all over me in the wet room!

Well if it wasn't before...

theGOAT

I've started to try it recently. Always in the bath or shower.  Its really nice to feel the warmth of the girl's pee flow over your body - especially your cock. I haven't been brave enough yet to taste it. I find it really hard to let much go on her as I am too turned on - no matter how full my bladder, find it helps if the shower/tap is running (sound of running water).  I don't much fancy the girl peeing or squirting all over my hotel room bed (ala KDD) - might be fun at the time but unpleasant to sleep in and embarrassing if the hotel notice?  LK took some of my pee in her mouth last time I saw her and swallowed it - she is able to make the dirtiest things seem so normal and sexy! :)

I've started to try it recently. Always in the bath or shower.  Its really nice to feel the warmth of the girl's pee flow over your body - especially your cock. I haven't been brave enough yet to taste it. I find it really hard to let much go on her as I am too turned on - no matter how full my bladder, find it helps if the shower/tap is running (sound of running water).  I don't much fancy the girl peeing or squirting all over my hotel room bed (ala KDD) - might be fun at the time but unpleasant to sleep in and embarrassing if the hotel notice?  LK took some of my pee in her mouth last time I saw her and swallowed it - she is able to make the dirtiest things seem so normal and sexy! :)

I had a little squirt remains on the bed sheets in my hotel. Luckily the bed is big enough to sleep else where and also they just changed the sheets without blinking an eyelid. Thing is stuff gets spilt in hotels and quite often no one can tell exactly what it is. It may have been the beer I ordered (that tasted like piss too)! I stay in enough hotels nowadays that I really couldn't give a f*&K, and I'm sure they can't too (especially as most of these rooms are £140 a night).

Offline Sonny Crockett

I might consider doing water sports in my next punt!!!!!
Banning reason: Troll

It's very hot, only had it once but meeting a girl in few weeks up for it both ways so I get to do it to her too :)

Offline punk

she didn't piss on my face but on my body.

i hear water boarding isn't nice! maybe next time :)

is that what the yanks do when they interrogate terrorists? have some bird standing over them legs spread?

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