Author Topic: simplyme2012, Salisbury, what was I thinking?  (Read 2111 times)


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Offline nigel4498

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Bid on my RB £200 for 2 hours, quite a good bid but no pics on a very sketchy profile so emailed for a face pic which I received. Nice photo of a pretty Taiwanese girl, have a liking for Asian women so accepted the bid.
On the day went to the station to pick her up, train arrives and leaves and no sign of her and then I get a tap on my shoulder, turn round and there is this little chubby Asian woman, no effort to look appealing, flat tatty shoes and jeans and awful coat. She said hi Nigel, why the fuck I didn't just so no and walk I'll never know.
Got her to the car and decided to tell her that I could only do an hour now as my son had text and was on his way home, thought she would say forget it but no such luck, said that was okay.
Gets in doors and she is keen telling me how she likes older white men and will do anything to please them, she strips off and it was awful,  :vomit: rolls of fat everywhere. Now I know some guys like fat but it's not my thing so there is no way I am going to fuck this. I just drop my trousers and she sucks me off, not a bad blowjob to be honest but I pull out and spunk over her tits.
I tell her to get dressed as my son is on his way and I drive her to the station.
I have had many outcall RB's and this is the one and only disaster.
Worse still she kept texting me everyday to see her again  :thumbsdown:

Pros.  Good comms

Cons. The photo was her about 15 years ago
          Age about 38 -40 not 34
          Texting me after to see her again
           Fat and I don't do fat
What was I thinking, AVIOD, AVIOD AVIOD.

Offline rudolph hucker

Oh dear Nigel, that was veeery bad luck. It's happened to me on several occasions in my formative punting history. The feeling of anger, disappointment and being conned is all consuming.
The best way round this is to get back on the horse straight away with a regular ho or someone who you know who gives 110% during the punt.
 :hi:

Offline Spunky34

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Sorry to hear that Nigel - she has bid on my RBs any number of times but I was never tempted - terrible profile, generating no feedback at all, and nothing to make me think she had read my requirements. Good on you for posting a negative - misleading pics are one of my pet hates.

Better luck next time.

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What a shit. I bet though the only person you now hate more than her is yourself

Offline nigel4498

What a shit. I bet though the only person you now hate more than her is yourself
Not really Sir Frank, part of the rich tapestry of life.
The thing is I'm old enough to have known better, obviously not wise enough but a Taiwanese was new to me so I took a chance.
Punting, the name of the game.

Offline nigel4498

Sorry to hear that Nigel - she has bid on my RBs any number of times but I was never tempted - terrible profile, generating no feedback at all, and nothing to make me think she had read my requirements. Good on you for posting a negative - misleading pics are one of my pet hates.

Better luck next time.
If she bids on anyones RB, delete it.
She was a nuiscance for weeks after with her texts.

Offline Mr Kent (Not AW)

Reminds me of a similar scenario where I arranged to meet the girl in a Lidl car park in Brislington............as you do! No one around apart from some minging woman, nothing like the pics offered, problem is, a lot of us are too polite to walk, and yes I went ahead with the meet, learnt from that one though.

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Too much sun to the head Nigel? Sounds a nightmare

Onwards and upwards I hope!

bristolqwerty

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Thanks for the heads up and being big enough to post your misfortune as you've probably saved quite a few guys wasted money and time.  :drinks:
Can I ask how did she recognize you enough to tap you on the shoulder and say "hi Nigel"? Red rose in your suit pocket?  ;)
Looking back it must've looked quite funny, you being tailed by a dumpy old Asian bird, good news is she could easily have been mistaken for your au pair not you'd potential sensual and intimate lover.  Cheers again I'll probably land one myself this weekend as a few new Asian ladies have arrived in my city. Maybe you should've sprinted mpg just walked. :scare:

bristolqwerty

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Her blogs an amazing read too.  :crazy: :wacko: :wackogirl: you sadly don't get a mention just some shite about cloud nine of feeling and a hotdog hard sausage whatever that is.
Made me laugh.  :D :P

Offline nigel4498


Can I ask how did she recognize you enough to tap you on the shoulder and say "hi Nigel"? Red rose in your suit pocket?  ;)

We had exchanged photos by email and I do have a distinctive shock of silver hair.

My faith in Asian women has been restored by Amika2014 who I saw in Portsmouth on Wednesday.
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« Last Edit: June 19, 2015, 10:47:58 pm by nigel4498 »

bristolqwerty

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Good to hear :thumbsup: as you can see I too have a fondness for Asian ladies, to the extent that apart from one English girl I only ever visit Asian ladies.  Until I settle down I can't ever see myself changing, I'm smitten. Will look out for the review as I travel on business.  :hi:

Offline PeachyAssFan

Mmmh. Sounds like the sort of thing that's happened to me a few  times when I've booked the ephemeral ads for Chinese/Asian girls on AW. (But I don't tend to do RB as it's safer for me to do in calls). Yes I know I'm a fool
« Last Edit: June 20, 2015, 12:07:57 am by PeachyAssFan »

Offline MeesterNeek

Truly gutted for you!

So saying, look forward to hearing about the comeback session in Portsmouth.

MN

Offline markymarkfb

Im curious to see her picture that she sent you, she has made a bid on my RB