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Author Topic: Horsewoman - Basildon  (Read 5180 times)


5 review(s) for horsewoman (5 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline johnbuoy

Horsewoman https://www.adultwork.com/556388 or https://www.adultwork.com/horsewoman

Day 3
Wednesday 10th June 2015
One hour incall  £70
Basildon Essex

I sat outside a block of flats in Basildon steeling myself to go in.
Not the top end of Basildon (if there is one) but felt safe.
Plenty of parking

Communication had been excellent. The only time in my punting career i had been given the full address including flat number two weeks in advance.

Sent a courtesy text "parked" and knocked on the door.

Door opened and i stepped into Jo's flat. Lots of horse memorabilia. A large collection of Spiders in cages lining one wall.
madeinwales56 had said jo's face was weather beaten but he had forgot to mention the weather had won.
She was dressed in a basque and stockings.

Giving Jo me "envelope" went into the bedroom took off my kit and lay on the bed.
"Would you like me to Rim you whilst you watch some porn?" said Jo switching on a large wall TV Now that sounded "just the ticket" so i said yes please.
I lay face down on the bed with my arse in the air watching a bunch of 1980's American Nurses (I prefer British porn) getting fucked.
Jo got behind me and started giving me a fantastic Rimming for about 10 minuets including pushing  her tongue so far up my arse i thought it was going to pop out of my ear!!!  JO even Paused every now and again to make the odd bit of polite conversation.

Next the Blowjob.
Jo can suck cock for England. I lay back and enjoyed a long slow deep wet and oh so sloppy BJ.

The Main Event.
At my request Jo went and got a wine glass from the kitchen and I set my mobile to video. She knelt down in front of me on the floor and i started filming her sucking again until i shot a big load of spunk into her mouth. Jo dribbled the Cum into the glass. I Tried to relax and pissed in the glass filling it to the brim. With me still filming Jo stirred the mixture of piss and Cum with a tea spoon and slowly drank the lot, tipping the glass several times to make sure she swallowed the lot.

I thanked Jo got dressed and left.

I give Jo 10/10 for effort.

 

















Banning reason: Attacking and threatening another punter for daring to criticize his favorite prossie


5 review(s) found for horsewoman linked to in above post (5 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

I really dont know what to say lol

I have a few pretty bizarre scenarios id like to do and i think i might have found a willing candidate.


Offline carefree

Banning reason: Troll


Offline socks

As a firm believer in the quality of the service trumping the looks of the provider, I am now desperate to get down that way and exorcise some of my perversion demons with this woman!

Brilliant review sounds crazy...

P's there is no top end part of basildon!

I had to read that review at least three times to make sure I had read it right. £70 for an hour with a girl who will lick your arse up to your lungs and drink your spunky piss cocktail from a wine glass while being filmed. I think Jo, Horsewoman has just set the benchmark for prossies everywhere. Top girl.

Offline socks

I had to read that review at least three times to make sure I had read it right. £70 for an hour with a girl who will lick your arse up to your lungs and drink your spunky piss cocktail from a wine glass while being filmed. I think Jo, Horsewoman has just set the benchmark for prossies everywhere. Top girl.
Indeed, from the sounds of it she might not be the best looker but that which she is in control of, she appears to do her best with. I'm going to be recalibrating the bucket list for a trip southwards!

Offline Jimmyredcab

Looking at the gallery all I can see is a rough old dog, maybe I am too fussy.    :hi:

Offline Jimmyredcab

she might not be the best looker

That is the understatement of the decade.    :vomit:

Offline carefree

As a firm believer in the quality of the service trumping the looks of the provider, I am now desperate to get down that way and exorcise some of my perversion demons with this woman!

Yeah?  So if Anne widdecombe offered what Horsewoman offered you'd still go for it would you?

Jesus, quite obviously there is something wrong with me then :unknown:
Banning reason: Troll

Offline carefree

Looking at the gallery all I can see is a rough old dog, maybe I am too fussy.    :hi:

I don't even think fussy comes into it, she's just fucking revolting and looks like she stinks :vomit:
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Offline Jimmyredcab

I don't even think fussy comes into it, she's just fucking revolting and looks like she stinks :vomit:

Possibly the ugliest woman on Adultwork.   


Offline carefree

Oh fuckin' come on.....that is just hideous, I don't care how dirty she is :vomit:
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Jimmyredcab

Oh fuckin' come on.....that is just hideous, I don't care how dirty she is :vomit:

Yes, but she is only £70 an hour.      :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline carefree

I wouldn't even do that if she paid me, genuinely.

Even I would slightly lower my standards in the looks department if it meant getting a great service, but she isn't even scraping the barrel, she's buried deep underneath it :dash:

Banning reason: Troll

Offline happyharry

I see that JohnBuoy has since been "banned" due to some allegations that he made in the main UK Punting forum:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=59499.0

That's disappointing as I was looking forward to his remaining reviews of the Essex/Suffolk tour - assuming that the tour actually happened ?

It's a strange world.........

Offline socks

Yeah?  So if Anne widdecombe offered what Horsewoman offered you'd still go for it would you?

Jesus, quite obviously there is something wrong with me then :unknown:
Blimey that's not very carefree, carefree! However to answer your hypothetical question, no I wouldn't be willing to be a customer of Anne's, were she to be in the position of offering paid sex. Having seen the picture posted just above of Horsewoman, the extent to which I don't find her attractive has probably curbed my enthusiasm to the point where I doubt I'll be making the pilgrimage I promised myself a couple of days ago!!

Just to clarify though, my view that the quality of sex trumps the looks of the provider is a rough guide for me when making my decisions on whether to take up a prossie's offerings - and not an absolute. I mean that I would rather pay to fuck a woman who is good at it and whose looks I can tolerate, than a sack of spuds who looks like Miss World. Be assured that it was not a requirement I was trying to force on you, so you probably didn't need to take offence, nor question your own sanity.

Offline carefree

Hey hey now Mr socks settle yourself, no offence taken.  In fact quite the opposite, you and one or two others saying you would actually pay money to tuck her was frankly hilarious :lol:

Oh, and question  MY sanity.....Really?  I'm not the one who admitted to wanting a go on her :vomit:

I'm entitled to my opinion pal, and I totally get that having looked at the pic Jimmy posted you might be feeling a tad embarrassed, but we are all entitled to make fool's of ourselves now and again :hi:
« Last Edit: June 17, 2015, 08:02:08 PM by carefree »
Banning reason: Troll

Offline socks

Hey hey now Mr socks settle yourself, no offence taken.  In fact quite the opposite, you and one or two others saying you would actually pay money to tuck her was frankly hilarious :lol:

Oh, and question  MY sanity.....Really?  I'm not the one who admitted to wanting a go on her :vomit:

I'm entitled to my opinion pal, butt out :hi:
You said "Jesus, quite obviously there is something wrong with me then"

I don't understand your animosity?

Offline eyeseebee

Clearly she should be called 'Fuckingpigwoman'.

Offline carefree

Hey all good, let's kiss and make up :kiss:
Banning reason: Troll

Offline carefree

Clearly she should be called 'Fuckingpigwoman'.

Not wise,  Mr socks somehow gets very offended at other people's opinions :unknown:
Banning reason: Troll

Offline socks

Not wise,  Mr socks somehow gets very offended at other people's opinions :unknown:
I thought we'd kissed and made up?

Offline carefree

Haha :lol:

No hard feelings matey, just banter :thumbsup:
Banning reason: Troll


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