I don’t know how many of you got into punting, to me it was porn online, then webcams and then this advert!
I am a part time hypochondriac and often after a punt I believe the girl who I have just seen has everything and even though its always protected I think I have caught everything!
And like I have said before I am happily (most of the time) married, and erotic encounters have no call for romance to me.
So tantric massage seemed to tick all the boxes for me!
It harbours most of the excitement of sex without the intercourse/guilt of sex. I first came across the ad for tantric massage in 2011, It was this link
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Just to give you guys a bit of background. The company is run by a polish (man or woman I don’t know) but I know there is a man and a woman near the top of the pecking order. They advertise on the inter net in Poland for girls to work in the UK as for massage. They rent properties in all the major cities in the UK.
The girl s live in the apartment rent free and are given perks such as free gym membership etc. One thing you must know (which I didn’t when I first made an appointment) is, you are not speaking to the girl who does the massage. You are calling the one of the office team who then call the girl. (They make it sound like you are actually calling the girl but this is not the case)!
The girls change every 4 – 6 months and range from absolute stunning (sindy material ((mademam)) ) to one late 40’s past it milfs.
Half the fun is finding out who you will get when a new girl is available it’s like a kinder surprise but without the chocolate and 100 times the expense, (also minus the instructions and stickers).
This review is about the current girl, she told me her name but as they are all polish they all sound the same.
This service is always advertised on massage websites I have never seen it advertised on adult websites until recently. I was flicking through adult viva street for free wanking material when I came across
External Link/Members OnlyWell hello I thought! It was like meeting an old friend, I assume they are advertising on vivastreet as business might be slow as no girls from this company have been available for at least 2 – 3 months.
First things first like I said the girls in the advert are never the girl you will see, they will be the same colour and have the same hair colour and be a similar body size but it won’t be the same girl. This isn’t a problem for me as 8 out of ten time the girls are attractive but it may put off some people.
It’s advertised at £70 per half an hour and £120 per hour. Now as you may know I am a tight arsed bandit and always try to get a “deal” when you call ask where the girl is based in Newcastle,
“The operator will reply Gateshed”
Then you repeat, “Gateshed oh my that’s so fat it’s going to take me £10 to get there, can you do a deal just for me”
At this point the operator normally says “Ok for you I do 30min for 50”
Deal done appointment made £50 for 30 mins
I was texd the address and it’s just off Askew rd. in Gateshead. It’s ok to find now but for first timers it can be confusing so leave an extra 10mins to find the right block.
I made my way to the location, there’s plenty of parking (ignore the clamping signs). I msg the operator to say I had arrived and I was sent the details on how to enter the building.
The apartments are new build and there’s at least 100 in each block so its very discreet! But as always have an excuse in case like me you are married and worried about being in the wrong place at the wrong time. (Excuse this time was I was viewing a new phone from gumtree as a surprise for the missus) thank fuck I didn’t need to use it as I would have had to shell out £400 for a new iPhone.
Through the coded doors up the lift and to the flat, it’s a tense exciting feeling knowing you’re going to be naked alone and sensual with a young girl, no sex but if the times right there is a lot of sexual chemistry and its amazing.
Knock Knock, 1 minute passes, a shuffle inside a tingle in my boxers a tap of foot steps and, opens the door.
Wow the room was dark and bdhind the door stood a petie blond European girl. Not stunning not ugly just very girl next door almost had an innocent look about here. A bit like your sisters young mate who you wouldn’t mind fucking.
She was about 5”1 / 5”2 , size 8 blonde hair and wearing a see through black nighty with a matching thong, the appointment almost had a first date feel, we didn’t know each other but there was attraction(on my part anyway).
A friendly hello, how do you and we exchanged £50 which she didn’t count. The massage use to be performed on a bed which has now gone and lies in its place a mattress which didn’t bother me but may some.
Pleasantries exchanged she said, “you may get changed” which always raises a smile as I am getting unchanged , I asked to use the bathroom to was my hand and my friend down stairs, as I am un cut theres nothing worse than the faint aroma of stilton during the massage.
The 30 mins begin when you enter the room we both had stripped and I was asked to lay down, I was slightly nervous at this point as this is when you get to work out hoe sensual the massage will be.
If the masseuse strips completely then it means shes less inhabited and there could be groaping included.
If the masseuse keeps on het underwear(which has happened b4) its spoils the wole atmosphere as not only do the knickers rub against you like sand paper but also theres normally no touching involved.
She kneeled next to me and I asked her about her day, about what she had been up to and just any bull shit that would make me sound like her best friend rather than a dirty perve which I am.
As she was chattering away and not listening to a word I was admiring her breasts. Maybe a b cup bordering onto a c, cute little things which if you really tried you could fit into your moth with a struggle. Tiny pink nipples and a virgin like body which showed to be she hadn’t had the pleasure of child birth.
She said she was 24 or 26 I can’t remember but she could pass for 18, I lay facing forward and she started massaging my back, the music was corny and the oil was cold but what really mattered was she was straddling my thigh.
Now realistically I probably couldn’t, but I had my eyes closed was, secretly fantasizing about her pussy lips pressing against the back of my thigh.
For the massage expertise and for you who like sarah on the coast road this isn’t for you the pressure of the massage is lame and no it wont undo any knots in your back.
But for what it wont do there’s are more things it will do sexually and that was my main reason for being here.
More chit chat followed, asking about as much boring shite as I could think of, her family her favourite food her music, my plan in these massage “dates” is simple try to be their best friend try to pretend you’re not a dirty bloke and usually they open up and allow a bit of sneaky touching here and there.
More oil on my back and then her body pressed against mine the feeling was divine as I could feel her breasts against my back and they did feel wonderful. She massaged my legs and arms and rested her full body weight onto mine, I must comment her body was as smooth as one could expect apart from the slightly rough pubic area so every time there was a sand paper tingle I knew her shaven pussy was pressing against that part of my body which was a great feeling.
After about 15minutes she asked if I would like to turn over, well this I wasn’t going to let the lady down as I turned I did utter the magic words,
“wow your body is so perfect, I bet you go to the gym”
Now we both knew she didn’t but hey a way to a womans heart is through money or compliments, she smiled and said, “ I need to go to gym I like to much pizza food”
“haha” I replied nonsense “you look great” “please don’t lose any more wight as your body is perfect” of Couse I was lying through my back teeth as she had a small amount of puppy fat around her midrift but as she was young this was cute rather than off putting.
Another tip at this point for first timers. Before a body to body massage have some chewing gum and spray on your neck the most expensive scent you have.
Your bodys get so close you can smell each others breath and there’s nothing less romantic than the scent of asdas best after shave and last night’s supper on you breath.
fahrenheit by christian dior, works wonders.
She did the same as befor working from the bottom of my legs and moving upwards, her ily hands exploring my body, I asked at this stage if I could touch her a little bit.( always ask before touching and always say a little bit because my little will probably differ a big bit from her little)
She dabbed my crouch with more oil and glided her breasts from my knees to my belly button, over again and again almost like a tit wank but more sensual and more pleasurable.
More of the same followed and again she rested her body onto mine she was running her lips just millimetres from my neck and I knew she could smell my after shave, her lips touched my neck it was’nt kissing it was just the feeling of “ I know what you want and you can’t have it”
She then floated her boobs over my lips and nose pressing them hard and they were firm and soft, but most of all natural.
After more teasing she sat back legs across my thighs, her pussy was resigning on my balls, she then proceeded to oil my penis and play with me till with her thumbs whilst gentling rocking her hips a tiny bit, just to remind me where my balls were and where her pussy was.
Her technique was amazing
All I could do was look at her in her eyes, which for me was bizarre as I hate looking at people when I talk, but I was cupping her breasts and could feel her tiny nipples getting harder as I gently rubbed them with my fingers.
She played with me till completion and I was offered wipes to clean up, more chatting followed and I was offered a shower which I accepted.
The showers in this apartment as about as good as Ukip like immigrants, its either hot or cold water shower gell is available but no soap this would be better to remove the oil.
The only complaint would be the towels are being washed without conditioner so even though they are clean they smell stale.
I was dressed, we said our good byes a cuddle and peck on the cheek and I left buzzing.
So appearance she is 7, location once you have been in and know where it is, is a 8 and price of £50 is a 8 but I wouldn’t and never have in all my years paid the full of £70.
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External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlySince my first visit I went back 7 a week later, theres no point in writing a review but I wanted to add she was more at ease, and this time I was allowed to suck on her nipples and kiss her neck.
She also didn’t move away when I slid a finger across the crack of her fine bum and through her pussy lips, I didn’t want to out stay my welcome so didn’t put a finger inside but her breathing was getting heavier and she was very very wet. Its almost like a game, a challenge to see how far you can go.
We talked more about party’s and her going back to endborgh for a friend’s birthday, she also told me on the second meet it was her birthday and I didn’t have to hurry to get dressed as I was het last client. Also a strange thing happened she didn’t hand me a towel this time instead she held a towel led the way into the bathroom and turned on the water for me, she then splashed my back as we stood there naked, this was all great and fine but I have a major problem. After I cum I go all anti sex. I could be with the best looking woman in the world but once I have shot my load I have no interest of round 2 or about sex or about anything sexual, are any of you like this?
Because thinking back I wish I had sed something to her in the bath room instead of
“I wont be long”
I showered and left.
I will be seeing her again and almost booked tonight but as its my mams birthday and work I will put the fifty quid towards her prezzie.
I will tell what happened if anything on a 3rd visit, I will also probably buy her a blossom hill rose as a late birthday pressie. Finally I just want to say I know she doesn’t love me I know she doest fancy me an i know she probably does this to all the clients as this is why we keep going back so I am not fooled, but to any newbes please don’t fall for a wg or a massage girl or trust me your wallet and mind will hell!
Thanks for reading
Ps I just wanted to post this link from utube don’t ask how I came across it but isn’t she fucking gorgeous I would rim her and eat her all day long.
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