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After the relative disappointment had with Naughty Mel I was fearing that a session with Nicole would be marred by the same problems: jaded girl, having done this for too long or too intensely, seeing too many clients at the point where the whole experience seems like a mechanical sequence of bodies, losing the perception of the human side of it.

The curiosity was too strong, though: Nicole has been so popular and so lauded on UKP that I felt it was worth the attempt. Except for a… small inconvenient that I will describe in this review, Nicole totally lived up to the hype, reminding me how pleasant this hobby can be when it's done with someone who still has some passion to put into it.

I booked Nicole at 10.30am, and she later wrote to move the booking at 11. I was worried she might have a long night of work in front of her, and in hindsight that was probably the case. When I arrived at her (nice and discreet enough) flat in a very posh road in the Bayswater area, she looked somewhat battered. She told me she hadn't slept as much as she would have wanted, her eyes a little darkened and marked by the lack of sleep.

My initial feelings were mixed. She surely looked beautiful (8), with the initial attitude of a simple, natural girl, but her disheveled look was different from the memories I had of her face in the pictures that used to show it in her first profiles. This didn't last long, though: after I took a quick shower we got undressed and lied on the bed, and she instantly turned into a glamorous, dramatically sexy woman.

She started kissing me softly, deeply, and then more and more intensely with her beautiful plump mouth, while my hands slowly explored the silky texture of her pale skin. The toned, natural and perfect shape of her breasts, her dreamy eyes, her curvy, feminine body, everything was so sweet and perfect. When she got down on me and started a spectacular blowjob I was in heaven.

Soon, I felt like going down on her, and moved towards a 69. I grabbed her legs, moved my head towards her pussy… and ALL OF A SUDDEN I WAS IN HELL, in a way that never happened to me before. A putrid stench of rotten cheese, festering sweat and god-knows-what filled my nostrils, shocking me. I never smelled anything so bad on a woman's body (actually, probably even on a man's, although I tend to get less close to them!), I didn't even think it was possible.

It made me almost sick, and left me embarrassed: I didn't want to make a big fuss or show I had changed my mind about the oral sex, because I'm a shy idiot. God forgive me, I even gave a few lickings to her clit (carefully avoiding lower areas that I felt were what the stench was coming from), before thinking it was unbearable. At that point I pretended I was too eager to fuck her and asked her to give me a condom.

She put herself in doggie position, but again the smell was too strong, and after a few thrusts I turned her on her back. This is when things started to get better: the smell wasn't perceptible from that position, and she was getting more and more into it, grabbing my buttocks and setting a faster and faster pace to the thing, arching her back, looking fantastic with her sultry looks, her semi-open mouth, her muscles getting tense…

It was simply a great experience from that moment on: after the first round we talked a little (about her family, her plans, what she wants to study, the future, etc.) and it felt natural, unrushed, funny, melding spontaneously into more kissing and cuddling, and a crazy second round where I didn't manage to come, but surely not for lack of trying on her part.

When the hour was over, I felt exhausted and happy. I got dressed while she was standing a little awkwardly beside me, looking at me with an inscrutable look that seemed curious, as if she wanted to ask questions that was too shy to ask. I felt the need to hug her, but for some reason ended up only giving her a peck on her cheek.

I left feeling great, even though the memory of that stench remained with me for a couple of days. Now that it's gone, I remember my meeting with Nicole as one of the best I've had.

Offline barnstorm123

Everyone scores to their own criteria but a rank pussy is an instant negative in my book. Could be a sign of infection. I'd stick with Natt.

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Omg your experience sounds disgusting. Clearly unwashed and unclean. Such a shame because she looks lovely. But I wouldn't touch her with yours let alone mine. The OP must be a very forgiving soul. Big negative in my book.

Offline 2old4thisshit

Come on OP :scare:
Surely any girls with a smelly/Fanny is a BIG NEGATIVE especially at the time of your meeting ( 11am)  where you should of been her first customer of the day. Either she didn't shower from the night before or boyfriend or Sergei left a deposit down there.

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Well his punts got highs and lows


For me it would have been very off putting. But some times the dick tries to rule (has done in the past and still tries to now) its a battle of 2 minds (little me and big me  :lol: )

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Omg your experience sounds disgusting. Clearly unwashed and unclean. Such a shame because she looks lovely. But I wouldn't touch her with yours let alone mine. The OP must be a very forgiving soul. Big negative in my book.

Good hygiene is a basic in punting, there is no excuse for bad in my book. When I punted with her last year she smelt clean fortunately, if she hadn't I would of left as soon as I smelt that horrific stench which could well be BV. Just shows punters view things differently, I couldn't and wouldn't want to have any kind of sexual contact with a smelly WG.

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Good hygiene is a basic in punting, there is no excuse for bad in my book. When I punted with her last year she smelt clean fortunately, if she hadn't I would of left as soon as I smelt that horrific stench which could well be BV. Just shows punters view things differently, I couldn't and wouldn't want to have any kind of sexual contact with a smelly WG.

+1 Agree - either some medical issues or a simple case of not washing from the fcking night before - IMO This would automatically be a BIG NEGATIVE

Personal hygiene has to be something that the WG must be 100% into - If not then a major issue

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Agree with everything said here. Do you think if you'd turned up with a smelly cock she'd have carried on? You'd have been marched straight to the shower and rightly so. Even if your old man is doing the thinking for you, what's the harm in calling a halt for a few minutes while she has a shower? She must have known she had an issue (never believe anyone with BO who tells you they can't smell it themselves). It's unacceptable of you to carry on at all, never mind post a positive review. You're just making her think somehow it's not a problem.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2015, 04:46:02 pm by MrBridger »

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I'd hate to  read about a negative

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« Last Edit: June 13, 2015, 05:01:34 pm by The_Don »

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Conveyor belt is running without maintenance. About to slip sooner or later.  :sarcastic:

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It made me almost sick, and left me embarrassed: I didn't want to make a big fuss or show I had changed my mind about the oral sex, because I'm a shy idiot. God forgive me, I even gave a few lickings to her clit

This was the funniest part of what I found to be a thoroughly entertaining review.
I think you're far too polite for your own good!  So even though the small of her pussy was rancid and made you feel sick, you still gave it a few licks so as not to appear rude?  :lol:

What I have done recently is request 69 position but not necessarily with the intention of mutual oral.  Once I'm face to pussy in 69 position, if I don't like the smell I'm presented with, I just relax and let the girl do the oral on her own.  It happened recently - with Heli Baby.  I won't force myself to lick when I don't want to.  I would just tell them I'm enjoying the view if they were to ask why I wasn't getting stuck in, not that any have asked.

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Conveyor belt is running without maintenance. About to slip sooner or later.  :sarcastic:

or break

Some people don't take to kindly to things like missed maintenance. It can cause all sorts of issues, but that depend on the person :lol:

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Yes, would be interesting to read what Remington has to say about this latest revelation

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This review should have been a neutral at least, due to your visit to Billingsgate.
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Offline TheOracle

This review should havd been a neutral at least, due to your visit to Billingsgate

You guys take your own conclusions: I felt pretty good anyway, and that's the only thing that defines whether I'll give a positive or a negative. To the guy who said this is "unacceptable": tough luck.

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I wonder what sort of backlash will ensue following this review. I can imagine the girl has been tipped of already by her loyal fans. Queue the sending of nasty PMs, accusations of loss of revenue, etc, etc. anyone else read this and wondered if the girl was more than just due a shower but perhaps in need of treatment for a yeast infection? It all depends upon whether the OP was being a drama-queen and/or exaggerating the stench for comical effect. Or whether it literally smelt like rotten cheese.

Offline TheOracle

It all depends upon whether the OP was being a drama-queen and/or exaggerating the stench for comical effect. Or whether it literally smelt like rotten cheese.

I'm not exaggerating at all, it was abominable. I had it in my nose for hours afterwards.

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You guys take your own conclusions: I felt pretty good anyway, and that's the only thing that defines whether I'll give a positive or a negative. To the guy who said this is "unacceptable": tough luck.

Your money and your review - If in your opinion its a Positive then that's fine - However in other people's mind it would be different.

Each reviewer to his own - But thanks for sharing 

Offline PumpAction

You guys take your own conclusions: I felt pretty good anyway, and that's the only thing that defines whether I'll give a positive or a negative. To the guy who said this is "unacceptable": tough luck.

You say there was an 'unbearable stench' coming from her pussy and so it's pretty easy to draw our own conclusions. Why on earth did you lick it though?

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I'm not exaggerating at all, it was abominable. I had it in my nose for hours afterwards.

Sounds to me like you're the one who had tough luck.



Offline TheOracle

Sounds to me like you're the one who had tough luck.

I'm glad that makes you feel better, Mr Bridger.

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Offline TheOracle

You say there was an 'unbearable stench' coming from her pussy and so it's pretty easy to draw our own conclusions. Why on earth did you lick it though?

What part of "because I'm a shy idiot" do you not understand? If there's the need I can send you an audio version of this review.

Sarcasm aside, I was unprepared, and the thing was so sudden and so shocking that for a second I didn't think, and I just hoped it would go away. It didn't go away.

I wrote the review also so that other people will think about what to do in a similar situation, and be more prepared than me in a similar situation.

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What part of "because I'm a shy idiot" do you not understand? If there's the need I can send you an audio version of this review.

Sarcasm aside, I was unprepared, and the thing was so sudden and so shocking that for a second I didn't think, and I just hoped it would go away. It didn't go away.

I wrote the review also so that other people will think about what to do in a similar situation, and be more prepared than me in a similar situation.


ytettzru - thanks for the review and for sharing your experiences - I think most people understand where your coming from.

best just to accept that you have had a positive session and perhaps others would have reacted differently.

Punting is all about the experience which will be different with everyone


Offline PumpAction

What part of "because I'm a shy idiot" do you not understand? If there's the need I can send you an audio version of this review.

Sarcasm aside, I was unprepared, and the thing was so sudden and so shocking that for a second I didn't think, and I just hoped it would go away. It didn't go away.

I wrote the review also so that other people will think about what to do in a similar situation, and be more prepared than me in a similar situation.

Well, you most certainly are an idiot. Thanks for the review though. Very altruistic of you.

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This review should have been a neutral at least, due to your visit to Billingsgate.

What? Billingsgate is always a 100% positive for me.

Don't be hatin' on cheap fish man.  :D

Yes, would be interesting to read what Remington has to say about this latest revelation

Edit: What else is there left for him to say but he's sorry that he caused it?  :lol:
« Last Edit: June 14, 2015, 12:19:16 am by NightKid »

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Here is a good post about why does the vagina bad smell?
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Offline TheOracle

Well, you most certainly are an idiot. Thanks for the review though. Very altruistic of you.

You're welcome, let me know if you need some more self deprecation to feel aggrandized by comparison.

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lovely honest review, I'm sure all British folks here can relate such unwarranted politeness on the cheesy piss-flaps segment.

Offline tazz

I wounder how often girls in brothels and walk ups who fuck 15-30 guys a day shower. I remember years ago various prossies i used to see stinking of sweat. I suppose a girl cant shower 10 times a day. I saw Natt and she didnt smell and didnt get dressed after my hour was up and showered.

Offline backofthenet

I wounder how often girls in brothels and walk ups who fuck 15-30 guys a day shower. I remember years ago various prossies i used to see stinking of sweat.

sure, but from the sound of the OP's review (though correct me if I'm wrong) this wasn't just a lapsed attitude to inter-punter bathing, rather that she's smeared Casu Marzu (External Link/Members Only) up her trot for a laugh.

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sure, but from the sound of the OP's review (though correct me if I'm wrong) this wasn't just a lapsed attitude to inter-punter bathing, rather that she's smeared Casu Marzu (External Link/Members Only) up her trot for a laugh.
Up until this post, BotN, I had you pegged as a man of impeccable taste...  :vomit:

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Up until this post, BotN, I had you pegged as a man of impeccable taste...  :vomit:

and I had you pegged as a man of good judgement  :D

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lovely honest review, I'm sure all British folks here can relate such unwarranted politeness on the cheesy piss-flaps segment.


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ain't that the British way

Some time, to polite and when some one lets it rip  :lol:

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+1 Agree - either some medical issues or a simple case of not washing from the fcking night before - IMO This would automatically be a BIG NEGATIVE

Personal hygiene has to be something that the WG must be 100% into - If not then a major issue
A twat shouldn't smell that bad from not washing for one day. The girl shouldn't be working with a stinky minge. No self respect as surely she must have smelt the stench herself yuk and should have been a negative if it was me. Defo would not see this trollope now

Offline G.Raff

I was trying to imagine myself in this situation, and I would probably go soft as soon as the stench hit the nostrils.
Smelly minge is a major turn off and definitely a negative for me, but I do admire the candor of the OP. 
Funny how the OP can certainly hold his own here, amongst fellow men and yet so terribly shy with a 19yo prossie  :wacko:

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She appears to have gone to Bath/Bristol - so smell from London shouldn't be so bad now. In fact Naughty Natt and crew seemed to have gone their separate ways, Natt to Carlisle, and Lily to Sheffield. Is this normal for them and they come back together again? Was hoping to see Natt.

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She appears to have gone to Bath/Bristol - so smell from London shouldn't be so bad now. In fact Naughty Natt and crew seemed to have gone their separate ways, Natt to Carlisle, and Lily to Sheffield. Is this normal for them and they come back together again? Was hoping to see Natt.
Common tactics.

W/G and profile manager's (pimps) do this when the W/G goes on holiday. They hope it draws less attention to them (from the police) etc.

They mite be back soon, so watch the profile if you wish

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A twat shouldn't smell that bad from not washing for one day. The girl shouldn't be working with a stinky minge. No self respect as surely she must have smelt the stench herself yuk and should have been a negative if it was me. Defo would not see this trollope now

It could be more than one day though and the smell as described by the OP reminds me of the horrific stench BV can cause, ironically by over washing with some soaps being one cause. Though no excuse not to smell it on herself of course.

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Prossies are very quick with pushing their prices up, they expect us to be spotless clean. And what about them? For me - poor personal hygiene means instant NEGATIVE.

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A twat shouldn't smell that bad from not washing for one day. The girl shouldn't be working with a stinky minge. No self respect as surely she must have smelt the stench herself yuk and should have been a negative if it was me. Defo would not see this trollope now
+1 - no excuse whatsoever. The fact that the OP still made this a positive is frankly bizarre but punters can make their own minds up and vote with their noses I mean feet.  :vomit:  :vomit:  :vomit:

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Common tactics.

W/G and profile manager's (pimps) do this when the W/G goes on holiday. They hope it draws less attention to them (from the police) etc.

They mite be back soon, so watch the profile if you wish

+1 agree - Common tactics with AW girls who go away for a few weeks and then come back - 1 told me that she puts different towns to gauge if any interest from these areas for future tours or bookings away from her normal location.

Some AW girls are a lot smarter than we give them credit sometimes -  :rolleyes:

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+1 agree - Common tactics with AW girls who go away for a few weeks and then come back - 1 told me that she puts different towns to gauge if any interest from these areas for future tours or bookings away from her normal location.

Some AW girls are a lot smarter than we give them credit sometimes -  :rolleyes:

There's also a thread on here about a WG who changed her location when she was away just to get more searches and more PG subscriptions. Never intended to actually go.