Depressing times for me as i write this..
Before I go on this is a neutral borderlining very close to a negative...I knew after the run ins of sucessful positive punts, i was due a not so good punt and maybe its blessing in disguise
Karina I believe has one other review on ukp and there is this whole debate as whether she is real or not but she is, nonethelss i still visited her.
Karina was on my HL but as she has a full time job her hours are somewhat limited, she also went on holiday for a whole month in April so didnt get my chance until today, her comms are somewhat very slow and you have to be very patient for her response, she probably logs in once a day. I was patient and got my booking, she said she would text me the details on the day and sure she did nice and early.
Booking was for 5.30pm but as she has a fulltime job, she was running late and didnt start until 6.00pm but she kept me notified. Her place is literally a 1 minute walk from Fullham Broadway station (district line). Dressed as requested in normal civvie clothes but got to admit she was bigger than i expected, size 12? i dont know, not really good on sizes, maybe size 14 now?
Nonetheless i still found her pretty but not stunning. Shes of Russian heritage but living in the country for 15 years so her english is perfect. Paperwork out of the way (£120) for the hour and into the shower. Bathroom is nice, hot shower, no mens toiletries though so had to make do.
Having read her profile very carefully the night before, DFK is on the menu if you have good hygiene, i always have good hygiene and made sure i brushed my teeth very thorough , shaved and showered well.
Started kissing but no FK let alone DFK! JUST soft light kissing on the lips, not even a flick of the tounge
, absolutely dissapointed as this is the first thing i look for!
More light kissing on the bed which i had to make do with, slowly undressed her and gave her oral, nice and clean down there, so cant fault her for that.
Some akward silence in between until OWO which was probably the worst ive had, just light sucking over the head, didnt even attempt to DT or go near the balls, me at this point " I shoulda stayed at home, why oh why"
I told her il finish round 1 with a bj, shes been doing this for quite some time but she looked like she was inexperienced the whole time, OWO lasted for 5 minutes and there was no more to follow in the session, had to get hard again by giving oral on her again and then it was time to unload on her body.
Now the reason why this isnt a negative, the kissing was continuous though even though it wasnt fk/dfk, she has a lovely personality and the conversation in between the rounds was good, we had a lot to talk about and she wasnt cold towards me or anything.
Round 2 was standard mish and cowgirl, i think she was a little too big for me so didnt enjoy the sex at all, it felt so awkard.
There was no time for round 3 as im usually a three pop guy, a downer for me.
Two clocks in her room and she does clock watch which really is a shame, also she has a full time job monday-friday and doesnt work weekends, therefore I could tell she was indeed very tired, had her eyes closed most of the time and she probably couldve slept.
Also shes not single so might explain the absence of dfk/fk.
Its punts like these that make me stop for a while and for sure i will go on another break from punting.
Would I recommend?; Probably not, feel free to try and see if you get lucky like man of london does (See feedback)
Would I go back: No!
Personality wise; cracking! but im not paying for personality so utterly dissapointed!
External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only