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Offline fisherofsouls

I popped in to see this girl on the way home from work today:

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Can I just say that for once, the cliche is actually true - the photos REALLY don't do her justice.  She has the hottest body of any girl I have ever been naked with in my life (a teen gymnast shape if you're interested), she is seriously pretty, plus she is very friendly and chatty.

OWO and CIM were on offer and taken, all services competently delivered, if somewhat unenthusiatically.

If you're a younger man with a winning smile, I think you will have a fantastic time with this girl.  She is cracking value at £110 all in.

As an old fart, I have now come to the conclusion that I will no longer punt with any girl under 30 or smaller than a size 12.  I really do like them meaty, beaty, big and bouncy ;)

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Used to be known as Pinky Melody, Hungarian.

Offline fisherofsouls

Yep, said she was Hungarian and looked / sounded it; only thing was she doesn't do A which in my experience is quite unusual for a goulash girl...

jiminlondon

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I punted with her about 4 months ago. Great girl and like you say - flawless.

I was really hungover at the time and she is the perfect cure... :yahoo:

Offline mattylondon

I popped in to see this girl on the way home from work today:

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Can I just say that for once, the cliche is actually true - the photos REALLY don't do her justice.  She has the hottest body of any girl I have ever been naked with in my life (a teen gymnast shape if you're interested), she is seriously pretty, plus she is very friendly and chatty.

OWO and CIM were on offer and taken, all services competently delivered, if somewhat unenthusiatically.

If you're a younger man with a winning smile, I think you will have a fantastic time with this girl.  She is cracking value at £110 all in.

As an old fart, I have now come to the conclusion that I will no longer punt with any girl under 30 or smaller than a size 12.  I really do like them meaty, beaty, big and bouncy ;)
She'sa hottie. Perhaps shes more enthusiastic with a younger guy re services, who knows? I guess thats what you're suggesting?

Offline fisherofsouls

That's exactly it... or maybe she was just having a slightly off day.

But overall she was "pretty damn good" rather than "fantastic", so not a negative from me at all...

Offline mattylondon

That's exactly it... or maybe she was just having a slightly off day.

But overall she was "pretty damn good" rather than "fantastic", so not a negative from me at all...
Yes, she's a little over what I'd usually pay for 30 minutes, but if I'm ever in the Earls Court area, I'd definitely consider her.

Offline Son of the Desert

Thanks for the info - I've added her to this year's "must fuck" list.


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DonM22

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I don't want to spam here (so please delete if this post is unwelcome) but if you are interested there is a video of Miley in the shower on my adult work page at External Link/Members Only .
She doesn't (quite) show her face but you can definitely see what 10 years of gymnastics (or volleyball, as she told me) does for a girl's physique...

Offline mattylondon

I don't want to spam here (so please delete if this post is unwelcome) but if you are interested there is a video of Miley in the shower on my adult work page at External Link/Members Only .
She doesn't (quite) show her face but you can definitely see what 10 years of gymnastics (or volleyball, as she told me) does for a girl's physique...
It may indeed constitute spam, as you're asking people to subscribe to a movie gallery, my friend? A post to free links is a completely different matter.  :hi:

And you've now posted that particular URL on three seperate occasions, so now I'm very suspicious about your motives?  :sarcastic:

DonM22

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Ok let me make it free, then! AW only lets you have one free gallery so I will swap them over. I don't want to upset the forum mafia for the sake of 50p!

Offline mattylondon

Ok let me make it free, then! AW only lets you have one free gallery so I will swap them over. I don't want to upset the forum mafia for the sake of 50p!
Indeed. The best thing is to download it and share, as I've done myself.  :cool:

DonM22

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Cool, well hopefully people appreciate the heads-up. Not sure it's spam when it's 100 percent on-topic?! But life really is too short. She's a great girl anyway...

Offline mattylondon

Cool, well hopefully people appreciate the heads-up. Not sure it's spam when it's 100 percent on-topic?! But life really is too short. She's a great girl anyway...
Can you also explain to all of us why you've sent a link to a non 'escort' profile?This site was first created by a man on 24/06/11.

None of these girls are prossies. No 'escort box' is checked. No published services. No published rates and clearly setup by a man. This is a punting site and not a vehicle for you to try and trick punters into subscribing to what is clearly your shitty site!

We are not as stupid as you, so I'd suggest you stop wasting your time, everybody else's and take your spam elsewhere. I doubt you'll be around for too much longer, so I'll say goodbye now.  :hi:
« Last Edit: February 21, 2012, 09:52:45 am by mattylondon »

DonM22

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Mate - I said in my post that it was my profile page! The girl in the vid is Miley, the girl being talked about in this thread, I thought people might like to see the vid of her. Please delete all my posts and account if they're unwelcome. Seriously.

Offline mattylondon

Mate - I said in my post that it was my profile page! The girl in the vid is Miley, the girl being talked about in this thread, I thought people might like to see the vid of her. Please delete all my posts and account if they're unwelcome. Seriously.
Site Rule number 5. Do not blatantly tout businesses. This is not a forum for free advertising.

DonM22

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Ok mate, you win! I said from the start that you might consider it spam. If it's unwelcome that's all cool. Can you delete the posts?

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Offline fisherofsouls

To be fair to the guy:

(a) the vid is now free
(b) it is definitely Miley in it - I recognise the Playboy bunny tatt ;)

 

Offline Freddybigstuff1983

To be fair to the guy:

(a) the vid is now free
(b) it is definitely Miley in it - I recognise the Playboy bunny tatt ;)

Agreed, I think it's a great video. Thanks.


Offline fisherofsouls

Glad to hear it wan't just me then !

Offline mattylondon

Her latest FR is not positive

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Oh dear. That's a shame as she looks pretty good.  :(

Offline Ali Katt

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There's this girl here:
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Who wears the exact same dress - she seems to get moved around a lot, she's on my hotlist, don't think it's the same girl tho.

Ranesh

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That's a different girl. I've seen Smiley Miley and she's the girl in her profile. My experience wasn't as bad as others have said, but she did seem disinterested. Shame because she's got a cracking body.

Offline af1231

Not sure what to do now. As a 19 year old first time punter i was going to contact her, not sure now after the last few posts. Anyone recommend er or another girl of similar age in similar area.


Offline fisherofsouls

If you're 19 and angood-looking boy, maybe you'll have a better time than us old farts  ;)

Offline Steve2


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Used to be known as Pinky Melody

Yeah and she used to be a 19 year old "teen" back in 2010 and charged only £90 per hour- no extra :rolleyes:

What put me off was her less flattering photos featuring her cheeks and chin. But her extensive lingerie/uniform collection not to mention retaining her tight body means she's on my "next" list. At £110 per hour and the fact she does her services- I'm sold already.

Offline fisherofsouls

Yeah and she used to be a 19 year old "teen" back in 2010 and charged only £90 per hour- no extra :rolleyes:

What put me off was her less flattering photos featuring her cheeks and chin. But her extensive lingerie/uniform collection not to mention retaining her tight body means she's on my "next" list. At £110 per hour and the fact she does her services- I'm sold already.

Who really cares what exact age she is so long as it's 18+ ?  She is pretty and has a sizzling hot bod - but the consensus seems to be that the service is a bit lacking... a real shame :(

FUCK-CLUB

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Who really cares what exact age she is so long as it's 18+ ?  She is pretty and has a sizzling hot bod - but the consensus seems to be that the service is a bit lacking... a real shame :(

Well let's face it- given how expensive it is to hire an Escort I'd expect to be able to obtain an erection by being presented with a girl who was chosen for her Youth and Looks.

As for the "service" I'm not quite sure what guys are expecting. The unwritten rule is Men do 80% of the work anyways- and it should be hard and fast work- as women like it  :yahoo:
As long as the Escort allows fingering, will allow me to go down on her and provides O.W.O I'm fine with that.

As for expecting Escorts to pounce on me- stick their tongue down my throat and seduce me by whispering the big "come on" in my ear like she was my girlfriend? Not going to happen.

abswest314

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Miley is GR8!.. she is great for a good workout. Her pussy aint that tight thou LOL, just a lil heads up!

Offline tomato sauce and waffles

I saw her and she was great.  :wackogirl:
« Last Edit: May 06, 2012, 11:30:42 pm by tomato sauce and waffles »

Offline PuntingPete

I visited Miley yesterday, (have only just seen this thread & had I read it before hand then I probably wouldn't have bothered).

However I had a great time, unfortunately it was a very rushed appointment (all my fault) so only had time for OWO (with CIM) and a 69, as I had a train to catch.

What a body!! if Carlsberg made bodies they couldn't have done any better!  For £110 in London she's a bargain. Unfortunately I only had 40 mins worth but as I said that was my fault.

Offline tomato sauce and waffles

Saw her again and had another great time. DFK, OWO, CIM and fucking in a few different positions.

fisherofsouls, is right right, she does seem keen on young men. Seeing her made me decided to grow a beard, i'm sick and tired of WGs thinking i'm a little kid lol.

yumyum3

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fisherofsouls, is right right, she does seem keen on young men. Seeing her made me decided to grow a beard, i'm sick and tired of WGs thinking i'm a little kid lol.

I'm slightly confused. If she's keen on young men and you are young and look young then why grow a beard? :unknown:

Offline tomato sauce and waffles

I'm slightly confused. If she's keen on young men and you are young and look young then why grow a beard? :unknown:

I'm just insecure yumyum3. I don't like the fact I look like a teenage student at the age of ##; would like to look like a grown ## year old. It's more a benefit for women to look younger.

yumyum3

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I was the same at 24. Didn't start growing full(ish) facial hair until very late twenties. When you become 50 with a full head of hair and naughtly ladies DFK you etc. and think you're in your late 30s you'll be so glad you looked like a student at 24 :) And presently if it means Smiley Miley fucks you like the unpaid horny one-night-stands you should be getting at your age: enjoy :thumbsup:
Tell me, when you say SMiley really likes young guys, do you mean twenties or could someone who looks fit late thirties get away with it? :P :D
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Offline tomato sauce and waffles

I was the same at 24. Didn't start growing full(ish) facial hair until very late twenties. When you become 50 with a full head of hair and naughtly ladies DFK you etc. and think you're in your late 30s you'll be so glad you looked like a student at 24 :) And presently if it means Smiley Miley fucks you like the unpaid horny one-night-stands you should be getting at your age: enjoy :thumbsup:

Thanks for the reassurance lol.

Tell me, when you say SMiley really likes young guys, do you mean twenties or could someone who looks fit late thirties get away with it? :P :D
 :drinks:

I don't know, but she did say young guys could be pricks because they've got £110 to fuck a woman. I guess if you're in your late 30s, you're probably really mature and that can be reassurance to her you won't manhandle her.

Offline sumofallparts

Can anyone tell me where abouts she is and what the parking situation is?
Im just outside "that London" and the traffic, the parking is quite offputting. I always drive and never use public transport.

Obv not her exact address - just a few hints! Cheers

Offline fisherofsouls

Not worth driving - parking round there is impossible.

Her block is on the corner of Marloes Rd & the Cromwell Rd, an easy 10-minute stroll from Earls Court Tube.

Offline fisherofsouls

But if you insist, there is a big Tesco on the corner of Warwick Rd & Cromwell Rd which is about a 15-minute walk.

Offline sumofallparts

I have this girl on my list - she is getting nearer to the top. I'd drive as well. cheers for the heads up. So many girls are in Earls Court it really is WG Central - yet parking is a complete pain in the ....

dunno about anyone else but post-Punt I like to drive back in my own space, calm soothing music and savour the moment. I def dont want to do this sniffing someone else's arm pits on a tube!

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There's a fair bit of parking if you go a couple of streets east of Earl's Ct Rd, on and around Collingham Rd. Reasonable time for a reasonable price, and free after 13-30 on Saturdays, I think.

Better still, park outside the centre and get the tube, lots of direct lines to Earl's Ct.

Offline tomato sauce and waffles

I saw her two more times and it was a fucking disaster lol! I should of stopped when I read jesus_jones review of. She has such a terrible bratish attitude problem. Be warned.

It's my fault though, should of stopped at the second punt and kept the good memories. haha!

I'll probably wouldn't recommend her now. She's got like over 60 good feedback on her profile, so she must be doing something right.

BTW, any young punter reading this, ignore this bullshit I worte here...

fisherofsouls, is right right, she does seem keen on young men.

This isn't the case at all, I just got lucky and caught her at a good time.

Offline jesus_jones

Yep, she certainly doesn't like young men, as she bluntly told me herself.

I think she's the most overrated girl I have seen, sad that you wasted 2 more punts on her Waffles, but like you suggested, maybe the first visit was lucky.

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Yep, she certainly doesn't like young men, as she bluntly told me herself.

I think she's the most overrated girl I have seen, sad that you wasted 2 more punts on her Waffles, but like you suggested, maybe the first visit was lucky.
I think this happens a lot in punting, girls are often hyped up, and I'm sure, most punters on here have high standards, that they can't live up, the fantasy is sometimes better. In other words, what is amazing for one man, maybe average for a veteran.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2012, 09:05:27 pm by Ali Katt »

yumyum3

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Thanks to the good advice from members on here (there are also poor reviews on PN) I've saved myself time and money. Thanks to all of you who posted  :) :drinks:  This is the forum working at its best.
My sense is that when Smiley started out she was good and probably has a plan to make as much dough as possible by working non-stop for a while and then get out. Maybe she's getting burnt out. :unknown:

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yumyum3

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Blimey Miley, what a stroppy little madam! This took me back to my younger days on wild goose chases and hanging around similar to some of the episode's in Nik's book.
After reading some recent reports saying Miley is back to her best, tanned, fit and gives a PSE, I decided to throw caution to the wind this afternoon. I called and booked for 4:30 and was told I would receive a text with the address. When this didn't arrive by 3:40, I texted again and received no reply. As it's not far from me, I headed for Earls Court and called on arrival. No reply. I hung around for a while and texted a few more times. No joy. A final text from me said I would head back home if I didn't hear within ten minutes. On my way back home I then received a text saying "sorry, are you still there?" I rearranged the booking and she said to come at 5:20. A couple of confusing phone calls later and walking the wrong way up Cromwell Road I managed to get outside her place and asked for her flat number. Then my battery died. I swapped my punting SIM into my normal mobile and she gave me the flat number. I had been severely pissed about and know I should have known better but I hadn't had a shit adventure like this in years and as I had been slightly unwell for a few days, was glad to be out.
Well she certainly can cop an attitude can't she. Trying to be friendly and making light of what had happened I was in her warm, clean little flat and she was anything but smiley and asked me straight away for £80. I wasn't having that. She was obviously out for a row and spoke to me as if I were a complete idiot. I really was diplomatic, quietly spoken and friendly and told her I'd heard she was very good and did a PSE: "I have never done porn", she stropped, digging her heels in and trying to make an issue of it. Things went on in this vein despite my attempts to turn things round. She may well speak English but she was making every attempt to misunderstand me. I diplomatically tried to stop her mid-flow and asked her jokingly if she knew what disingenuous meant: "No, but you explain and I will try." "That's what you're doing to me now, I said with a smile. I did try not to laugh as I realised that despite her coming from outside the UK, her tone and body posture were the spit of Vicky Pollard  :lol: "Do you want to stay or not?", she demanded, "otherwise you are wasting my time." I gently reminded her that I had booked for 4:30 and she had not replied to my texts and calls. She pointed at her watch: "Ha, it is 5:30." I tried to explain gently again and pointed out that she had already texted to apologise, as I walked toward the door. She asked me if I wanted to stay again. I told her no and said I would be reporting on this. She stood by the door and then said it must have been a friend who had taken the booking and asked me if I wanted to stay again. I said no and that I was sorry as I had been looking forward to meeting her. She opened the door and said sorry for wasting my time.  :dash:
I suspect that if you catch her on a good day (as some obviously have) she can be minxy and good fun, but if you do what I foolishly did today and catch her in tantrum mode I doubt it would go well.
I'm actually smiling as I write this as her little strop a la vicky pollard amused. I don't live far away and hadn't done that kind of thing for ages. I knew things had been shit and as I got near Earls Court station I saw some phone box cards and rang one, already knowing the day was a disaster. To cut a long story short, after ringing a card with a blond on it, I end up in a basement flat with two ladies from Africa. They were friendly but I walked.
I've just remnded myself why I punt at HOD, LMP and occasionally with a very horny regular from Poland  :lol:   
 
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