English Rose Paris (COLD CUNT) - shit and one of my worst punts ever

[mrx007]

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After reading the excellent reviews on here I am a bit mystified This was a HORRIBLE EMPTY EXPERIENCE. AVOID*.

The girl I saw was SO SHIT I am only going to list what was shit about her and the punt:

Short version: Positives: none, apart from saving me a lot of money because this pale saggy cadaver has put me off punting for probably a long time.

Negatives: Pale, saggy tits. stretch marks, pimples on back/shoulder, cold personality, answers phone during booking, watches TV whilst wanking you, the most lifeless BJ I have ever had. Cum dodger - doesn't even want it on her hands or tits - I would feel the walls of an empty dustbin more than this girl's mouth and trust me, many more negatives.

Long version:

Saw her at some Premier Inn off the A12 in Chelmsford.

Here we go: The girl was not what I expected. When I got home and consulted the photos on the profile I doubt the girl I saw was the one in the pictures. I thought this straight away and should have walked...

"Paris" in the profile looks tanned, toned and warm even with her face blurred.

This girl was thin with droopy tits, stretch marks, cold as a penguin's arse feathers.

As I had asked for her to dress as a maid with high heels but no stockings (which she did so she got something right) I couldn't see the droopy tits or stretch marks until she undressed.

I asked for her to do an erotic striptease (which she had trouble understanding which is fucking odd considering she was a West End stripper - something I fucking seriously doubt).

She gyrated and teased quite sexily for 30 seconds until her phone went off. She got off me and composed a message to the sender I presume. I started losing my developing hardon.

She then took the rest of her clothes off and said "take these (pants) off".

She was going to blow me but started getting a condom ready. I said "can you do it without?". She clearly didn't want to and moaned like fuck. When I insisted she said "I don't want to do, you want to do, wash yourself".

Despite having had a shower 30 minutes earlier and smelling as fresh as a daisy I went to the bathroom where "Paris" followed me, grabbed my dick and scrubbed and washed my cock exaggeratedly for  a few minutes, constantly pulling back my foreskin and seeing if it was clean I suppose. Then she kept washing my cock with shower gel for a stupid amount of time.

After that her OWO was lifeless and I could hardly feel her mouth at all - it was like being blown by a fucking corpse.

I stood up while she blew me more but she sat in a way that sort of distanced me from her and I just completely lost my hardon.

I started to wank - I wanted to say "you are shit, I am better off wanking" I let her wank me a bit but she was trying to watch the TV while doing it. I asked for lube so she used skin cream which was pretty unerotic.

I said I wanted to wank on her tits. I had to persuade her to hold them together. When I started cumming she said "slowly, slowly". Idiot. How can I cum "slowly".

She moaned about my cum going all over her. I said "that's what's supposed to happen" (meaning "you're supposed to be a prostitute but you're clearly no fucking good at it").

She ran into the bathroom (actually I beat her to it because I wanted to wash my cock from tis vile pale saggy whore). I saw her furiously washing her arms in the bath while I opened the door and left.

With a couple of other disappointing experiences lately she is the ABSOLUTE WORST EXPERIENCE I HAVE HAD FOR A LONG TIME, IF EVER.

What's worse than the £80 is the 2 hours of my life I wasted as well as wanting to erase the memory and experience of this useless cold corpse of a woman.

Yuk, yuk, yuk....

*I hate people writing in capitals unless absolutely necessary and this time I deem these warnings necessary.

[JamesRockford]

Only one explanation possible.

Her glowing AW reviews stopped in March.  Since then her body has been taken over by the anti-erotic man-hating phantom spirit of Mary Whitehouse (google her), and turned her into a corpse-like zombie to teach us punters a lesson.

Let us hope that you have not been infected by this zombie.  I advise that you get back asap into the game with a well-reviewed red-blooded human living woman and purge your body of any boner-shrinking sprite, lest your dick fall off from disgust.

PS I suffered a similar temporary setback (see my review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=23050.0) and I sympathise.

[firingblanks]

Really enjoyed the graphic and imaginative comments.
Even though this sounded like a dreadful punt it really made me smile and I'm sure others too at your descriptive content.

Good luck on your next punt.
Sounds like you need a girl with blood in her veins and passion in her heart.

[mrx007]

Ha Ha thanks James Rockford!

At least the lifeless sack of shit I saw had her teeth. My experience was just shit and a waste of money. Yours would have given me a heart attack.

It's all relative.

My suspicion: "Paris" has fucked off and allowed someone else to use her profile or her pimp has.....

I have a favourite but often her locations and time don't suit but I'll probably limit future occasional punts to her or another escort I had a decent experience with.

At the moment I don't want my cock touched by any woman. I feel like it's been "sucked" by a dead withering zombie.

[JamesRockford]

Oh dear, that witch sucked the life-force out of you.  They live off that, they need the blood.

If your dick starts pointing towards graveyards as you pass them or towards the full moon then you need to worry. Otherwise take 2 (blue) smarties thrice a day for two weeks and you'll be fine.  Must be the blue ones, mind.

[PalinFan1979]

Hi mate
Did she have any tattoos? The real Paris had a distinctive set, including script on her left shoulder blade, and "Amber" on her stomach, just above her pussy. Also, a flowery style design on the finger of one hand.

This sounds very much like someone who has bought the profile off a girl who has stopped working and is using it wholesale with no changes, including the photos, text and great feedback. She is thus not the Paris who was a fantastic escort (although under-reviewed on this fine forum) and needs avoiding at all costs based on your experience.

[mrx007]

No, didn't see any tattoos. Looks like I got unlucky.

I was expecting an "English Rose".

I got a "Romanian Stinging Nettle".

Note to self: "as soon as the door opens and you're disappointed - run like fuck!"

[PalinFan1979]

Yeah, you got hideously fucked over, mate. No tattoos means you were B&S'ed and got an awful punt into the 'bargain'  You have my sympathies. I feel very bad for you, knowing what you should have got.

That profile can clearly not be trusted any more - I counted myself as a Paris regular (saw her six times end of last year, start of this), so if I ever get a text from her, I would chance that - but I doubt she will come back any time soon. Fucking disappointing.

If she does choose to come back, and this other girl is just 'keeping it warm', it is a tactic that will backfire because the bait and switch alone will neg it all over this forum.

[mrx007]

Well at least you'll be able to recognise her voice. This girl actually sounded like fun on the phone but when I was getting calls back it was from a withheld number and a slight possibility I originally spoke to someone else.

Not sure about that though. The girl I phoned was clearly EE but after reading "Paris" is Romanian but born in the UK I wasn't too surprised.

Just saw a reference saying the "real Paris" had an Essex accent which is making it very doubtful (add the lack of tattoos - impossible) that I saw the real Paris.

Question is whether the real Paris is in on it, who knows?

[PalinFan1979]

Yeah, "Paris" was Romanian-born but had lived so long in Essex (since childhood, if I remember what she told me) she sounded just like a native-born Essex girl. Also, she never withheld her number or used the blurred photos - she had proper face photos on her profile - no tattoos, it's 100% not the girl who used that profile for years.

If she is in on it in any sense then it's not worth keeping track of the profile as that is a serious lack of respect for her established clients and any potential new ones. And shows no business sense.

From the lack of contact since March (when I was looking forward to an upcoming tour of Maidstone which never happened with no explanation) and then the profile becoming active again but with old, blurred photos and the shit experience you had, I think she has given up and sold the profile and doesn't give a shit what happens to it!

[mrx007]

Oh Bollocks - maybe the real Paris will resurface, who knows.

Next punt for me - a few years time....!

[veyronbad]

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After reading the excellent reviews on here I am a bit mystified This was a HORRIBLE EMPTY EXPERIENCE. AVOID*.

The girl I saw was SO SHIT I am only going to list what was shit about her and the punt:

Short version: Positives: none, apart from saving me a lot of money because this pale saggy cadaver has put me off punting for probably a long time.

Negatives: Pale, saggy tits. stretch marks, pimples on back/shoulder, cold personality, answers phone during booking, watches TV whilst wanking you, the most lifeless BJ I have ever had. Cum dodger - doesn't even want it on her hands or tits - I would feel the walls of an empty dustbin more than this girl's mouth and trust me, many more negatives.


"Paris" in the profile looks tanned, toned and warm even with her face blurred.
This girl was thin with droopy tits, stretch marks, cold as a penguin's arse feathers.

MMMM
Does not sound like the Paris that I know.
In fact I saw her pretty recently and her figure was banging. 
Something is very odd.

[JamesRockford]

Next punt for me - a few years time....!

Seems that the real Paris has taken the same decision

[Zeusthedoc]

OP, commiserations on a shit punt - however....this is was a graphic and descriptive account...made me giggle. Rarely do i actually laugh at these things, but your comment about her telling u to cum slowly etc...

she seems like a bit of a dickhead!

Will take her off the HL.

Thanks.

[claretandblue]

She sounds like a right cunt, no way I would have let her wash my cock with shower gel, did you challenge her on this op?

[Turtle Z]

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The girl I saw was SO SHIT I am only going to list what was shit about her and the punt:

You seem to have minced your words a bit, are you absolutely sure this shouldn't have been a neutral? 

[t110]

Oh, that's bad news, just checked my texts from the last time I saw Paris and it's not the number on the profile.

[backofthenet]

Excellent review, old bean.
Out of interest, were you aware of this thread - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=49648.0
specifically theBanger's report towards the bottom?

[LL]

Great review.  The bit about her marching you to the bathroom to thoroughly scrub your cock when it was already clean.  That sounds utterly humiliating.  I guess some people are into that.  What a bitch!

[The Banger]

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After reading the excellent reviews on here I am a bit mystified This was a HORRIBLE EMPTY EXPERIENCE. AVOID*.

The girl I saw was SO SHIT I am only going to list what was shit about her and the punt:

Short version: Positives: none, apart from saving me a lot of money because this pale saggy cadaver has put me off punting for probably a long time.

Negatives: Pale, saggy tits. stretch marks, pimples on back/shoulder, cold personality, answers phone during booking, watches TV whilst wanking you, the most lifeless BJ I have ever had. Cum dodger - doesn't even want it on her hands or tits - I would feel the walls of an empty dustbin more than this girl's mouth and trust me, many more negatives.

Long version:

Saw her at some Premier Inn off the A12 in Chelmsford.

Here we go: The girl was not what I expected. When I got home and consulted the photos on the profile I doubt the girl I saw was the one in the pictures. I thought this straight away and should have walked...

"Paris" in the profile looks tanned, toned and warm even with her face blurred.

This girl was thin with droopy tits, stretch marks, cold as a penguin's arse feathers.

As I had asked for her to dress as a maid with high heels but no stockings (which she did so she got something right) I couldn't see the droopy tits or stretch marks until she undressed.

I asked for her to do an erotic striptease (which she had trouble understanding which is fucking odd considering she was a West End stripper - something I fucking seriously doubt).

She gyrated and teased quite sexily for 30 seconds until her phone went off. She got off me and composed a message to the sender I presume. I started losing my developing hardon.

She then took the rest of her clothes off and said "take these (pants) off".

She was going to blow me but started getting a condom ready. I said "can you do it without?". She clearly didn't want to and moaned like fuck. When I insisted she said "I don't want to do, you want to do, wash yourself".

Despite having had a shower 30 minutes earlier and smelling as fresh as a daisy I went to the bathroom where "Paris" followed me, grabbed my dick and scrubbed and washed my cock exaggeratedly for  a few minutes, constantly pulling back my foreskin and seeing if it was clean I suppose. Then she kept washing my cock with shower gel for a stupid amount of time.

After that her OWO was lifeless and I could hardly feel her mouth at all - it was like being blown by a fucking corpse.

I stood up while she blew me more but she sat in a way that sort of distanced me from her and I just completely lost my hardon.

I started to wank - I wanted to say "you are shit, I am better off wanking" I let her wank me a bit but she was trying to watch the TV while doing it. I asked for lube so she used skin cream which was pretty unerotic.

I said I wanted to wank on her tits. I had to persuade her to hold them together. When I started cumming she said "slowly, slowly". Idiot. How can I cum "slowly".

She moaned about my cum going all over her. I said "that's what's supposed to happen" (meaning "you're supposed to be a prostitute but you're clearly no fucking good at it").

She ran into the bathroom (actually I beat her to it because I wanted to wash my cock from tis vile pale saggy whore). I saw her furiously washing her arms in the bath while I opened the door and left.

With a couple of other disappointing experiences lately she is the ABSOLUTE WORST EXPERIENCE I HAVE HAD FOR A LONG TIME, IF EVER.

What's worse than the £80 is the 2 hours of my life I wasted as well as wanting to erase the memory and experience of this useless cold corpse of a woman.

Yuk, yuk, yuk....

*I hate people writing in capitals unless absolutely necessary and this time I deem these warnings necessary.

First of all, commiserations to you mrx007 on this most unfortunate event and I think commiserations are also due on both of us for having missed out on seeing the real, lovely, gorgeous and stunning Paris whilst she was around because, let's face it, she's not plying her trade here any longer (although I hope with all my heart that she returns as soon as possible and reclaims her account from this imbecilic impostor! May I also express my appreciation of the great way in which you've articulated such a miserable event; it actually caused me to laugh out loud on a few occasions, so well done on that!

You've actually saved me from a very dreadful journey to Romford on Tuesday to go to see this girl. Even though I had grave suspicions with this prostitute when I went to visit the girl at the same location that you saw her in last week (which I've documented on https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=49648.0), due to the fact that I've read all the reviews and seen her full pictures before, I was hoping that the earlier incident with me was just some terrible mix-up and a total one-off, and that when I go to see her on Tuesday, all would be resolved and made up for. How wrong I would have been! The girl you have described seems to match the features of the one that I saw and walked away from when I went to that hotel and, although she wasn't an ogre in the Shrek and Fiona mould, she definitely didn't have the faintest resemblance to our English girls (be it in physical features or language) and most certainly wasn't Paris, by any stretch of the imagination! I'm so glad I didn't stay around to watch her disrobe and reveal those saggy tea bags and all else. You should have sprinted at the first opportunity mate - these deceptive girls need to be taught a lesson.

Anyway, I guess the main question now is...where on God's Earth has Paris disappeared off to??? It's such a shame because she was clearly such a popular girl whose fame and fortune were only on the up on a daily basis, yet she decided to leave without saying even a hint of a goodbye! It just seems so uncharacteristic of her given what I've read about her in the reviews on this forum and on AW. She didn't even bother informing her regular, trusted clients that she was going to do a disappearing act soon and how long it will last for (if not for all eternity and beyond - what a shame that would be ), and if she did, then they clearly forgot to make a mention of that small detail for the benefit of the rest of us poor peasants - I'm speaking specifically about you Mr "raylondoner." I don't know if it's just me but I find it very bizarre that you are so close to Paris (and you have been logging onto this forum daily since I first posted regarding this on it) yet you have not spoken (or written) a single word about this terrible mess that your favourite girl (or at least her profile) has gotten into. I'm sure all you would need to do is give her a quick call and clarify matters with her so that the rest of us guys can simply be at least aware of what's going on. You know it's only a natural side-effect that some people may get the impression that you might be in on the act, along with Paris.  

Anyway, I just can't imagine Paris being a part of this as all her reviewers unanimously made her out to be an absolute dream of a girl so, in my head, I imagine her to be innocent and unaware that, after she had abandoned it, her profile was snatched up by an opportunist who is now feeding on her established fame to lure men into her den to rip and strip them off their  hard earned cash. I hope this thought in my head doesn't prove to be entirely false. As for the likes of raylondoner who already have Paris's real number, then it is their duty to ring her and let her know about what's going on (and preferably the demand for her to return! ) and relay to us any message that they receive from the real Paris or her response. I for one can't rest my mind until we reach the bottom of this case or until Paris makes a surprise full return.

[HappyandLucky]

Sounds fucking horrific. At least ur review will save many others. Well done and I trust u can get back in the saddle. 

[mrx007]

Glad my review has been of some use. When will I learn to run? After all what WG is going to run after me down the halls of a hotel...

[raylondoner]

I'm speaking specifically about you Mr "raylondoner." I don't know if it's just me but I find it very bizarre that you are so close to Paris (and you have been logging onto this forum daily since I first posted regarding this on it) yet you have not spoken (or written) a single word about this terrible mess that your favourite girl (or at least her profile) has gotten into.

Sorry to disappoint but the reason I've not posted on this topic is that I have no information and have chosen to not speculate.

Yes I've been logging in recently but have been tied down with work and travel, such that it's been a long time since I've had the opportunity to punt myself. In fact, the first time I became aware of the ''situation'' was when I read it on here. As stated, I chose not to contribute since I had nothing of any substance to offer.

Those of you that know Paris will know that she is a very determined young lady so, on that basis, I'm leaving it to her to contact me rather than vice versa.

I'm sorry if you expect more but that is all I know (= nothing).

[The Banger]

Sorry to disappoint but the reason I've not posted on this topic is that I have no information and have chosen to not speculate.

Yes I've been logging in recently but have been tied down with work and travel, such that it's been a long time since I've had the opportunity to punt myself. In fact, the first time I became aware of the ''situation'' was when I read it on here. As stated, I chose not to contribute since I had nothing of any substance to offer.

Those of you that know Paris will know that she is a very determined young lady so, on that basis, I'm leaving it to her to contact me rather than vice versa.

I'm sorry if you expect more but that is all I know (= nothing).

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, raylondoner. I guess I was just really frustrated and angry (mostly at myself) for having missed the opportunity to see the gem that is the real Paris  (whom I know of thanks to your excellent review (and those of the others)) and so let off a bit of steam which, unfortunately, drifted over to cover your face.

[The Banger]

Those of you that know Paris will know that she is a very determined young lady so, on that basis, I'm leaving it to her to contact me rather than vice versa.

I'm sorry if you expect more but that is all I know (= nothing).

The only thing is, this has been going on with her profile since March and I'm surprised she hasn't gotten in touch with her regular clients to explain this or even simply say that she is retiring. That's why I was hoping you might be able to contact her and sort out all the speculation and confusion that's going on here. I'm sure a lot of guys would have appreciated that.

[kong]

thank god i came on here

i saw she was in canary wharf tomorrow and was going to go see her!

[PalinFan1979]

The only thing is, this has been going on with her profile since March and I'm surprised she hasn't gotten in touch with her regular clients to explain this or even simply say that she is retiring. That's why I was hoping you might be able to contact her and sort out all the speculation and confusion that's going on here. I'm sure a lot of guys would have appreciated that.

Dude, don't stress about it. This is a good reminder that these are business transactions, these girls fuck men in return for being paid cash, it's all part of a business. Owing to it's very nature, said business is a bit shady and a bit under the radar, you rarely get a real name or personal phone number - the fact is, a working girl can simply decide to pack it in and no-one in the world will know anything about it.

You do hope personally that a really good girl would get in touch with regulars and clients she got on well with (I counted myself as one, I met her six times in under a year, and our last communications were friendly and upbeat as ever), just to show them respect as human beings, but she really doesn't have to if she doesn't want to.

The upside of all this is that you get to fuck lots of different girls with no strings attached, and occasionally you find a really good one. The downside is when your favourite girl disappears, you don't know about it until stuff like this happens, and you never know the reason why. And very few ever get to be Richard Gere at the end of Pretty Woman and ride off with their dream escort girl into the sunset, so I'm inclined to believe Raylondoner when he says he's as much in the dark as everyone else.

On a human level, I hope the young lady is ok and well, but I doubt I'll ever know for certain. I just have to accept it and find my next favourite.

[kong]

anyone know what happened to the original paris?

[Jamesmadden]

Lol romania strikes again.

Shits getting ridiculous. I'm gonna start a short guide soon on how to spot a romanian.

[Meursault]

Lol romania strikes again.

Shits getting ridiculous. I'm gonna start a short guide soon on how to spot a romanian.

"Romania strikes again"
 
For the record Paris's mother was a Romanian she was born and brought up in England.
In my quite extensive experience, there are just as many time-wasting, misrepresented poor service providers per capita in the English WG community as in the Romanian. I have had several brilliant Romanian girls; several shockingly bad English ones and vv.
Romanians get a bad press on here, largely because there are several idiotic xenophobes who post regularly and it suits them to perpetuate the ethnic stereotyping on which they hang their thinly veiled racism.
Lets face it, you can get away pejorative stereotyping and name calling of Romanians but would be banned (and open to prosecution) if you substituted the prefix Black or Pakistani for many of the choice remarks on here where Romanian is the prefix.
There are ignorant, anti-social, vile individuals in all walks of life who pedal their nonsense, that includes message boards about working girls unfortunately. I guess prostitutes are easy targets for these morons.
PS That review can't be for Paris. Impossible. She's clearly jacked it in and sold the profile or been hacked whilst having a break.

[Jimmyredcab]

When you see girls with totally shit photos you have no idea who is going to open the door, pictures like this are not acceptable ------------ especially at £150 an hour.   

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[Londonpunter30]

Real shams if the original Paris had gone.  Only saw her once but was a great punt.  She's still on my HL but I'll pass for now

[Dick4snowqueens]

She's very attractive in her pics ...my kind of girl
Maybe she was having a bad day 

[Jamesmadden]

"Romania strikes again"
 
For the record Paris's mother was a Romanian she was born and brought up in England.
In my quite extensive experience, there are just as many time-wasting, misrepresented poor service providers per capita in the English WG community as in the Romanian. I have had several brilliant Romanian girls; several shockingly bad English ones and vv.
Romanians get a bad press on here, largely because there are several idiotic xenophobes who post regularly and it suits them to perpetuate the ethnic stereotyping on which they hang their thinly veiled racism.
Lets face it, you can get away pejorative stereotyping and name calling of Romanians but would be banned (and open to prosecution) if you substituted the prefix Black or Pakistani for many of the choice remarks on here where Romanian is the prefix.
There are ignorant, anti-social, vile individuals in all walks of life who pedal their nonsense, that includes message boards about working girls unfortunately. I guess prostitutes are easy targets for these morons.
PS That review can't be for Paris. Impossible. She's clearly jacked it in and sold the profile or been hacked whilst having a break.

If you say so, Sergei.... no point in arguing over the Internet. The statistics and experiences of the punters here speak for themselves.

[Cuntminion]

I just read another review of this wg allegedly a 10 hour grand plus booking , one point made me laugh

Positive
No clock watching

Who thinks about clock watching on a ten hour punt, she would end up looking like a constipated owl staring at a clock that long

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[arkenciel]

i think people going out punting really should be mentally ready to bail once you see a imposter.

expect the worst and hope for the best.

[Meursault]

If you say so, Sergei.... no point in arguing over the Internet. The statistics and experiences of the punters here speak for themselves.

What on earth are you on about?
Sergei?!
Statistics?!
 

[TheOracle]

If you say so, Sergei.... no point in arguing over the Internet. The statistics and experiences of the punters here speak for themselves.

Don't talk about statistics, when you clearly haven't read any (because there aren't any around).

Every time I started counting I realised pretty quickly that most things written by you lot on here about Romanians were idiocies (as my personal experience showed me anyway) but I soon gave up on trying to speak reason with anti-romanian xenophobes: no stats could ever convince you guys that your preconceptions are just a lazy and nasty product of your limited world view.

[SamLP]

I started to wank - I wanted to say "you are shit, I am better off wanking" I let her wank me a bit but she was trying to watch the TV while doing it. I asked for lube so she used skin cream which was pretty unerotic.

I said I wanted to wank on her tits. I had to persuade her to hold them together. When I started cumming she said "slowly, slowly". Idiot. How can I cum "slowly".

She moaned about my cum going all over her. I said "that's what's supposed to happen" (meaning "you're supposed to be a prostitute but you're clearly no fucking good at it").

  Thanks for the comedy read and sorry to hear you had a horrid time. This probably goes to prove she doesn't shower after bookings. If she did then she wouldn't have cared if you came on her body or tits.

[Jamesmadden]

Don't talk about statistics, when you clearly haven't read any (because there aren't any around).

Every time I started counting I realised pretty quickly that most things written by you lot on here about Romanians were idiocies (as my personal experience showed me anyway) but I soon gave up on trying to speak reason with anti-romanian xenophobes: no stats could ever convince you guys that your preconceptions are just a lazy and nasty product of your limited world view.

 

Thanks for the late night comedy, Dmitry.

[Londonpunter30]

She's very attractive in her pics ...my kind of girl
Maybe she was having a bad day 

Yes because I always change appearing, nationality, accent, build, voice and tattoos when I have a bad day

[Hansolo69]

This photo is definitely not of Paris.  I remember seeing it on her AW profile and thinking what the hell 

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No idea why Paris has let someone else use her profile and ruin her reputation. 

[kong]

maybe raylondoner has finally ran off with her 

[mrh79]

Anyone notice that Paris is back working today in the Oxford area? Anyone know if this is the real Paris ( ex Soho ) who provides a great service or one of the girls she has brought over from Romania and uses her profile? Would love to see her again as thought she had retired. Anyone?

[One_and_only_Paris]

First of all I would like to apologize for your horrible experience and to many others who have been hacked and tricked by this horrible girl in attempt to use my reputation and my profile to make money. I am the original Paris and I have recently come back from travelling and back to work to find so many complaints of my profile. I apologize to everyone who went to see this fake paris and all I can say is that I had no idea this was going on until I came back. I only wanted to keep my profile up to date while I was away but obviously these days even close friends that you know for 15 years you can't trust anymore!! I am so angry and hurt at what she done not only she tryed to ruin my reputation but she upset many of my dear clients who I always enjoy my time with but many new ones which I haven't even met!! Just to confirm I am the original PARIS and the person who you saw in those times were not me. Firstly I am English and do not in any way have saggy tits. 

I would like to finally explain to everyone what has happened as I was myself just as shocked as all of you guys were when I came back to find that my supposed to be 'CLOSE FRIEND' used my profile with my good reputation to make money without me knowing. As I knew I was going away travelling for about a year - a year and a half I thought I would give my profile to my supposedly 'CLOSE FRIEND' only to LOOK AFTER for me and may I repeat LOOK AFTER. What I mean by look after is  things like answer e-mails while I'm away just things like explaining that I am away for a bit and keep things up to date. Before I went away I even emailed her a word document that she was supposed to put on my profile page just stating that I am away and that I will be posting some naughty holiday pics in my private gallery soon of my trips worldwide. I ofcourse did send her some naughty pictures of me to put on my profile for me while I was away and ofcourse I asked her if everything was okay and she said that she has answered all my e-mails and posted my holiday pics and that everything was okay. I did this because I didn't want to be swamped with e-mails when I come back and I wanted my profile to be looked after and be up to date for when I come back. I also knew that on AW if you have inactivity for over a month they make you go through the whole verification process again when you want to sign in again. Also last time I was abroad and logged in to my profile from abroad they closed it because they saw a foreign IP address, so I had to go through verification process all again and because of all the fake profiles on AW and the problems they sometimes have with this they take this extra security. So to avoid me having to go through all that hassle with the verification process again I thought at the time it would of been a good idea to give to my 'TRUSTWORTHY FRIEND' (who may I add have known her for over 15 years her and her family used to be my next door neighbours) to look after it for me and just keep it updated for when I came back. She never before let me down with anything so I trusted her with almost anything and plus I was away on holiday it did not a split second run through my head to check on her. Little did I know and to my shock and horror my so called 'FRIEND' had been using my profile all along to work from. I didn't even know this until recently when I came back and heard about all these nasty posts and people asking me on the phone is it really you? which at first I thought because I changed my hair colour to black from brown, but then I saw the feedback on AW and all these posts on here.

Again I would like to apologize to all the 'FAKE PARIS' victims and confirm that the REAL PARIS (ME) IS BACK FOR GOOD. Anyway this is probably a lesson learnt to me not to ever trust anyone again with my profile or anything like that no matter how long I think I know them for. Again my sincere apologies everyone. I will sure make it up to you all! The real Paris way! xxxx oh and what takes the piss even more, when I questioned my so called 'friend' about it her response was oh sorry hun I needed some extra cash I didn't know you would get this upset its only money!! Which is besides the whole point! Ofcourse a typical response from someone in the WRONG! I have deleted her number out of my agenda and she is certainly not getting anywhere near me or my profile again or anyone else for that matter!

[One_and_only_Paris]

Babe this picture is of me I changed my hair colour to black while I was away in the Carribean and I cut my hair. This picture is me as many of my regulars know my tattoo on the back they can recognise my tattoo! xxx

I confirm I am back now and have explained as to what happened with my profile I hope this answers all your questions and most guys. Again I would never let anyone ruin my reputation or work from my profile without my consent!! I mean AW is a big website there is room for everyone! Again please have a look guys as I have posted whats happened with all this profile drama!!

[The_Don]

As I knew I was going away travelling for about a year - a year and a half I thought I would give my profile to my supposedly 'CLOSE FRIEND' only to LOOK AFTER for me

IMO, this may read, as if you were willing to allow B&S. By letting someone else use the account, under pretense.


Any business minded person, would be able to access the internet and manage, a A/W account and profile (from most places External Link/Members Only).
If they used, and or relied on it. As a marketing tool, for a source of income.

I confirm I am back now and have explained as to what happened with my profile I hope this answers all your questions and most guys.

I think you will find others members have questions.

Again I would never let anyone ruin my reputation or work from my profile without my consent!! I mean AW is a big website there is room for everyone! Again please have a look guys as I have posted whats happened with all this profile drama!!

Current stats on UKP are: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=237

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Punters are lucky, in the respect choices. When its comes to, W/G (no pun intended) and YMMV, with any W/G. Regard less of feed back (on what ever medium, its offered on).

[Turtle Z]

First of all I would like to apologize for your horrible experience and to many others who have been hacked and tricked by this horrible girl in attempt to use my reputation and my profile to make money. I am the original Paris and I have recently come back from travelling and back to work to find so many complaints of my profile. I apologize to everyone who went to see this fake paris and all I can say is that I had no idea this was going on until I came back. I only wanted to keep my profile up to date while I was away but obviously these days even close friends that you know for 15 years you can't trust anymore!! I am so angry and hurt at what she done not only she tryed to ruin my reputation but she upset many of my dear clients who I always enjoy my time with but many new ones which I haven't even met!! Just to confirm I am the original PARIS and the person who you saw in those times were not me. Firstly I am English and do not in any way have saggy tits. 

I would like to finally explain to everyone what has happened as I was myself just as shocked as all of you guys were when I came back to find that my supposed to be 'CLOSE FRIEND' used my profile with my good reputation to make money without me knowing. As I knew I was going away travelling for about a year - a year and a half I thought I would give my profile to my supposedly 'CLOSE FRIEND' only to LOOK AFTER for me and may I repeat LOOK AFTER. What I mean by look after is  things like answer e-mails while I'm away just things like explaining that I am away for a bit and keep things up to date. Before I went away I even emailed her a word document that she was supposed to put on my profile page just stating that I am away and that I will be posting some naughty holiday pics in my private gallery soon of my trips worldwide. I ofcourse did send her some naughty pictures of me to put on my profile for me while I was away and ofcourse I asked her if everything was okay and she said that she has answered all my e-mails and posted my holiday pics and that everything was okay. I did this because I didn't want to be swamped with e-mails when I come back and I wanted my profile to be looked after and be up to date for when I come back. I also knew that on AW if you have inactivity for over a month they make you go through the whole verification process again when you want to sign in again. Also last time I was abroad and logged in to my profile from abroad they closed it because they saw a foreign IP address, so I had to go through verification process all again and because of all the fake profiles on AW and the problems they sometimes have with this they take this extra security. So to avoid me having to go through all that hassle with the verification process again I thought at the time it would of been a good idea to give to my 'TRUSTWORTHY FRIEND' (who may I add have known her for over 15 years her and her family used to be my next door neighbours) to look after it for me and just keep it updated for when I came back. She never before let me down with anything so I trusted her with almost anything and plus I was away on holiday it did not a split second run through my head to check on her. Little did I know and to my shock and horror my so called 'FRIEND' had been using my profile all along to work from. I didn't even know this until recently when I came back and heard about all these nasty posts and people asking me on the phone is it really you? which at first I thought because I changed my hair colour to black from brown, but then I saw the feedback on AW and all these posts on here.

Again I would like to apologize to all the 'FAKE PARIS' victims and confirm that the REAL PARIS (ME) IS BACK FOR GOOD. Anyway this is probably a lesson learnt to me not to ever trust anyone again with my profile or anything like that no matter how long I think I know them for. Again my sincere apologies everyone. I will sure make it up to you all! The real Paris way! xxxx oh and what takes the piss even more, when I questioned my so called 'friend' about it her response was oh sorry hun I needed some extra cash I didn't know you would get this upset its only money!! Which is besides the whole point! Ofcourse a typical response from someone in the WRONG! I have deleted her number out of my agenda and she is certainly not getting anywhere near me or my profile again or anyone else for that matter!

What a complete twat you are! If it smells of shit... I can't see how you, 'the one and only Paris' can expect to come of this with any credibility. You let a supposed 'close friend' 'look after' your profile. What the fuck did you think was going to happen to it while you were away and are you so fucking stupid that you thought allowing a bait and switch scam to take place under your guise was a good way to 'look after' your profile. When you were 'away' were you in the middle of the Amazonian rainforest with no wifi connection to 'look after' your own account, whatever the fuck that means. Do you also think that we're so fucking stupid to believe that you were somewhere in the world without internet access. Now if you come back and say you were doing a spell at her majesty pleasure then I may reconsider this point but otherwise it's complete bullshit.
You may think the shite you just posted in some way vindicates you but of course it doesn't. it incriminates you and you're as bad as the the cold cunt masquerading as you while you were  'away.'  I hope every punter reading this thread blacklists you and in fact, in my view you should be put on the blacklist here.

[t110]

Well, that torrent of abuse is the last thing I expected to read, not long after an hour of non stop filthy action with Paris earlier today, still somewhat exhausted and full of endorphins.

Yes of course anyone taken in by the fake Paris is unhappy. Maybe even there is more to this than Paris say, though as you say it would be pretty dumb way of preserving good reviews, the deliberate bait and switch theory just doesn’t make sense.  For sure there’s a lot of 2+2=500 in the replies since she posted.  So I'll take what she says at face value until proved otherwise.   Anyway, she’s apologised and said lessons have been learnt, what do you want, blood?

It’s difficult enough avoiding all the emotionless cardboard cutouts and the genuine fraudsters without blacklisting a first class girl who has made a mistake.

Thanks for giving me a great laugh, but sorry I won’t be joining your protest.

[hassey78]

Well said t110!