So here's me first review . Finally got to bone that Katy that everyone was arkin on about.
Not bad bird even if I do say so myself . Will make a rite nice misses for someone one day no doubt.
So rite , down to me spillin the beans on wat we got up too.
I like many had to wait in line to bone this un. Was it worth the wait ? Damn rite it was. I boned her proper mind and I may have bin the best she has ever had in my opinion.
We put a lot of time n effort into the meeting and I got to act out my ultimate fantasy with her.
So after some emails back and forth finally the day was there.
A stunning blonde opened the door and I was like wow I am I heaven here. I wonder wat she looks like wen she gets her kit off was racin through my mind.
So she eyed me up and I was all likin my lips and that , she was so tasty.
I paid me money and as far as I was concerned it was my weeks wages and I was gonna get the job done proper.
I slapped her ass and she looked shocked , she was a bit off an she goes "not yet mr , lets talk" , haa wat did I do ? I slapped it again , haha lmao .
She is a bit of goer this one int she , if anyone else has seen her you can know wat I am talkin about.
Rite so after a bit of banter we got down to the first stage of what we had bin talkin about , my kitchen fantasy.
I went into the kitchen and got out me ingridients I had prepared before , my batter mix , I slowly heated up the vegetable batter mix in the frying pan until it was at the right heat.
With that little Katy got the batter mix on her hands and applied it to my hard unit.
I was lovin this , all that batter on my manhood. She was right snogging me as well whilst doin this , all lickin the side of me face as well mind.
After about twenty minutes the batter had set on my unit and Katy got down on her knees and looked at my battered sausage.
Ha I said you want sum innit , you want some sausage don't you mind ? Hahaha you want me sausage in your mouth.
"Go on have a nibble I said" and with that Katy had some battered sausage , she was all likin it and that lovin it , I was in flippin heaven , I was livin the dream , this little Katy all down on my boner eatin it , smelt like a fish an chip shop mind but she didn't care , she was lovin it.
Oh my god your the best punter she was all mumbling , the with that wen all the batter was gone she stared with those wide eyes at my unit , omg it's massive she said , haha lmao I'm the daddy I said.
You want a proper bonin now does you ? I said .
She was all well into it I'm tellin you.
So I gave a right one , all over her I was I am tellin you. She was all over me as well mind.
I gave her a right shafting I did. I was all like ok am I the best ? And she smiled and told me she would pay me in the future cause I is that good.
So I pumped it a bit more and cum all over her , covered her in it I tell you.
At the end I went to pay her and she knocked off £20 cause it was so good she said it was ok for me to have me reduction.
I had a very good time an we have arranged another one very soon.
