I really don't know what I was thinking with this one. Opted for a budget punt, believing that the combination of low cost and being native British would be a winner. Ugh!
Communication - Good, by text mainly, but consistent and prompt. Didn't hesitate to provide the location and kept in touch during the run up to the appointment. No complaints here.
The Venue - Ok, not the most salubrious of areas, but the street was nice enough. The unkempt front garden of the target property was a little disconcerting, and my gut instinct was to turn and walk, which unfortunately, I didn't. Inside, was a fairly grubby, but not filthy property, a bit untidy, but in serious need of a spring clean. The bedroom was acceptable, I've been in worse before now (Arabesque!).
The girl - My God why didn't I scrutinize her on the way in?? I just stuck my head down and ploughed on in to that pit of despair. She really wasn't my type. Dark hair but in no way did I think she resembled her AW photos. She looked a good 10 years older than her advertised age, and considering we are roughly in the same age bracket, I was taken aback at how haggard she appeared. I'd say she was more skinny than petite. Her arse had the feel of a couple of partially inflated balloons, just two saggy, amorphous mounds of flesh covering her pelvis. The biggest issue I had was the smell of sweaty arse crack, which I swear I could taste after some initial kissing. This set the tone for the rest of the miserable meet.
The service - Oh my, where to start. The lack of attraction and dubious hygiene compounded to make arousal for me difficult. I opted for some OWO (something I regretted on that long drive home). My mind was elsewhere, reliving some finer moments I have enjoyed. The oral wasn't particularly good, being fairly monotonous and with no particular rhythm. On with the bag, and all I could think to myself was 'spin her round, close your eyes and get it over with'. However, for some reason, I couldn't penetrate her! I was there physically, but it wasn't happening! This has occurred before, and I suspect there is some kind of technique some WGs' use to prevent you impaling them. I wasn't impressed with that, but what really took my breath away (physically), was the stench of her crack. It reminded me of another punt with SexyBustyLeah, which also scarred me. This, and my fruitless probing led to an inevitable state of flaccidity. I opted to finish with some OW, as I'd had enough at this point, and turned my head a full 90 degrees away from the 'action'. After a truly miserable manual climax, I dressed quickly and left. I can honestly say I felt disgusted afterwards, as all I could smell was the stench of arse crack. My face contorted in a grimace as I drove home, I spat out any fluids in my mouth, just wishing to be reunited with a toothbrush, shower and bottle of mouthwash.
Conclusion - I'm giving a negative to this meeting, as I found her standards of hygiene unacceptable and her physical appearance on her profile misleading, which makes me sound naive, but is something that riles me. If I could give myself a negative for not going in with my eyes open and just walking, I would. Ironically, I was contemplating a return visit to this girl:
External Link/Members OnlyLive and learn I guess. I did do some research into her prior to attending, and it transpires that she used to work at Sandys, so I had high hopes. Overall, a depressing encounter for me.
