Having arrived this morning in Edinburgh with a bit of time on my hands I thought I'd pop my sauna cherry. The choice of sauna was between BSS and LSS, but I picked the latter because the majority opinion on this forum seems to be that the girls are generally hotter, and that it's a bit friendlier for newbies.
Reading the comments on here had prepared me for the experience to some extent, but there were still surprises as well. First, I didn't expect that the receptionist would be in the same room as the girls themselves. Probably based on my sauna experience in Hong Kong, I guess I expected to only be led into the toy shop after the shower etc. By the way, the term 'toy shop' in the HK context isn't very appropriate, as you usually don't get to see all the available girls. In fact, it's perhaps also not completely appropriate in the context of LSS, but I will come to that...
The friendly receptionist asked if it was my first time at LSS, and when I confirmed she offered a little tour. A girl called Kerry took me downstairs to show me the showers and lockers and one of the rooms. She also explained the pricing structure to me. Tbh the place is OK, but the carpets looked pretty damp and it was all quite dark and cramped. From what I've read, LSS is the plushest of the Edinburgh saunas, so I guess Princess PD won't be sampling the likes of BS or NTS any time soon

When I came up again I was asked if I was happy to join. I gave a first name and opted for a 45 minute booking. Asked where I wanted to leave my clothes, I chose the room itself rather than the showers. I was then offered a drink and sat down on one of the sofas, chatting a bit with the girls, of whom five were now available. I can't remember all their names but apart from Kerry (friendly bottle blonde, OK-looking body but poor posture and a chavvy face; about 32 I guess) there was one other Scottish girl (quite short and cute brunette, perhaps around 23), a smiley but otherwise pretty non-descript Thai girl (difficult to guess her age; maybe 30), and two Romanian girls. One of them was quite big, wore glasses and facially was less than a 6/10. Between her and Kerry, I was a little disappointed with the overall quality. However, the second Romanian girl, Rebeca (her spelling, as per the tattoo on her arm), was nice looking. 23 years old, average height, size 10 and great big natural boobs, which her outfit revealed very nicely. I don't share the objections many on this forum have to Romanian girls, so although the little Scottish girl was tempting too, the choice was still quite easy.
Rebeca was pretty cheerful and talkative on the way down and in the room. I had a shower while she made herself comfortable on the bed. She suggested a massage, which I accepted as it's a good way for me to relax a little and get in the mood. I complimented her on her strong hands, to which her unexpected reply was: "Yes, that's because I wank too much!". I laughed, and she suggested that old customers generally prefer wanks to penetration. When I turned over I started playing with her boobs, which really are her best feature: E cups, natural, nicely shaped, and not too soft. When I was fully hard Rebeca suggested oral. I asked her for a condom, and she said she doesn't do OWO anyway. (This may or may not be true; I have found that as soon as I tell a WG that I'm quite OCD about hygiene, they always state that they are too.) She also confirmed a claim that has been made on this forum before: some girls in LSS offer OWO, while others don't, with no pressure from management either way.
Her oral technique was good. Not much use of her hands, but enough pressure with her mouth, and depth as well. Really enjoyed watching her go down on me in the side and ceiling mirrors

Time to move on; we started in good ole mish, as I wanted to be in control and kiss her boobs. I'm not sure she offers DFK; I hardly ever do this with a WG and the faint smell of smoke meant I wasn't interested anyway. The noises she made were just right: vocal enough that I didn't think I was humping my own pillow, like I did when I was 13, but also not so loud as to be obviously fake.
Wanting to make the most of those mirrors I asked her to change to doggy. Again, the feeling and multiple angle views of those swinging E-cups were excellent. Her ass looked good as well and for someone who doesn't work out (she told me she doesn't) it's really firm. After a while I inevitably felt that I was close to coming, and asked her to finish me off by hand with some oil. Time to put those triceps to use again ha!
Quick shower afterwards (she as well), back up and out into some rare Scottish sunshine.
My overall verdict is mixed. I enjoyed my time with Rebeca, but the general standard of the girls wasn't that high. Thinking about a possible return visit, I would worry about the awkward situation that would arise if I didn't fancy anyone. On the other hand, the number of nice-looking indies in Edinburgh seems to be vanishingly small as well, so I may find myself pushing through that white door again at some point...