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Offline comaminion

Anyone done this?

Someone mentioned ice breaking macaroons in another post, tickled me

I don't but if I did gift, would prob give taxidermy bat or something
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Offline stevedave

I think the wad of cash I'm handing over is the best gift you can get!

Seriously though, gifts are for friends and partners, not for WG's. They won't give you owt...

Offline comaminion

I think the wad of cash I'm handing over is the best gift you can get!

Seriously though, gifts are for friends and partners, not for WG's. They won't give you owt...

What about a thank you card?
Banning reason: White-knighting

Someone mentioned ice breaking macaroons in another post, tickled me


Macarons!

 :angry:

Macarons!

 :angry:
it's macaroons!I'm off to look for some in the kitchen  :sarcastic:

Offline johnny34

Did'nt someone take Bread sticks to punts?   :lol:

Offline smiths

What about a thank you card?

Yeah a personalised one saying thank you so much for sucking my cock and tickling my tonsils. :D

The best gift for prossie is the fact you return to her  :hi:

Did'nt someone take Bread sticks to punts?   :lol:
the infamous John commando "review " probably the most bonkers thing I have ever read

Gifts? Fucking gifts? These fucking prossies earn around £120 an hour for fuck sake. The only gifts I take is the right cash, a hard cock and a pair of loaded balls.

Gifts? Fucking gifts? ..... The only gifts I take is the right cash, a hard cock and a pair of loaded balls.

You smooth talking bastard.  :D



Offline Zeusthedoc

I did used to take a box of chocs or the occasional bottle of wine - now i cant be fucked!
My money is enough.

There are some WGs that I am more friendly with, i will take a smile with me - others I'm just looking for her to blow me so I can get the fuck out of there.

Offline AnthG

These topics when they pop up, always seem to really peak my curiosity for some reason.

Can I ask, for those people who have taken wine to a punt for the girl. What is the exact name of wine you brought with you? (or even better a link to it on the Asda or Tesco website)

For example (and I ask this as clear for anyone to guess am not much knowledgeable about wine) but if you took a bottle of Asti Martini with you would this go down ok or is that considered chavvy drink?

https://direct.asda.com/Martini-Asti-Moscato-Bianco-NV/006720810,default,pd.html

Offline Zeusthedoc

These topics when they pop up, always seem to really peak my curiosity for some reason.

Can I ask, for those people who have taken wine to a punt for the girl. What is the exact name of wine you brought with you? (or even better a link to it on the Asda or Tesco website)

For example (and I ask this as clear for anyone to guess am not much knowledgeable about wine) but if you took a bottle of Asti Martini with you would this go down ok or is that considered chavvy drink?

https://direct.asda.com/Martini-Asti-Moscato-Bianco-NV/006720810,default,pd.html

what makes you think the WG know fuck all about wine? most of them would easily consider themselves 'lambrini girls'....
'good quality' wine is one thing....wine is also impacted by the nature/context of where/when/how/with whom it is being consumed. Then, it also depends on whether you are consuming with / without food etc...

then there is the temperature at consumption....reds (room temp / warm [depending on the actual wine]), whites (chilled), rosés (best fed to the toilet)....

just buy whatever....

Online cueball

Gifts? Last one got 120 of the buggers, that's the only gift I'll take with me.

what makes you think the WG know fuck all about wine? most of them would easily consider themselves 'lambrini girls'....


then there is the temperature at consumption....reds (room temp / warm [depending on the actual wine]), whites (chilled), rosés (best fed to the toilet)....

just buy whatever....

Agree with your first point but, without wishing to appear picky, there are some red wines better served chilled, Beaujolais nouveau for instance. And most white burgundies are better at just below room temperature. Chilling them just kills the flavours.
But for prossies, as you say, just buy whatever.

Offline Sonny Crockett

For a certain lady, the gift I bring to the punt is a large bottle of baby oil to pour over both ourselves!!!!!!  :rose:
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Offline AnthG


For a certain lady, the gift I bring to the punt is a large bottle of baby oil to pour over both ourselves!!!!!!  :rose:

 :thumbsup:

Offline johnnyboy61

OK, so just before my last visit to a reg I had made a batch of pesto sauce. Filled up a jar and put it in the fridge and still had some left over, so washed out an old herb jar and filled it up with the remainder of the sauce and gave it to her. Well, it makes a change from chocs, wine or flowers (not that I have ever given her any of these, but I did give her some shower gel once as I thought the stuff she had smelt a little feminine for punters returning home after a visit).

She looked at it with some suspicion and asked me if I had spat in it! As we had experimented with her blindfolded on my previous visit I thought we had a little more trust in each other than that - obviously this doesn't extend to outside the bedroom.

Don't know whether she ate it or not (I'll ask when I next visit), especially as one of the ingredients was anchovies, and given her suspicions she might have thought that the fishy smell came from a different source!
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But you read a large number of Adult Work profiles and you have a look at the wish list and there is nothing there other than expensive gifts. But it makes you feel like the quality of your time with them will be affected if you don't.

Offline RedKettle

I have said this before but we are the customers, in any other industry they would be giving us gifts - or at least a loyalty card!

Although where to hid that loyalty card would be the next security problem :D

Offline AnthG

I am still at it with the wine :) But if this is of any help to anyone - I am hoping it is. But here is the 2015 winners of the best value for money wine at the international blind tasting competition (apparently its the biggest thing there is for wine and takes place once a year, like the Oscars but for wine).

http://www.internationalwinechallenge.com/great-value-results-2015.html

If you are going to ever buy wine. Here is one you can say won the international taste testing awards (what it seems happens is the judges have no idea if this is expensive stuff, or a bottle from Aldi. And they rate them all using the same rating scores, and this is the list of ones from the supermarkets that rated the highest).

I am actually thinking of buying a couple of bottles over my original idea of getting Asti Martini now.

Here is the Daily mail reporting on the event too.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3079804/Aldi-s-budget-wines-fight-competition-world-s-best-bottles-bag-43-medals-awards.html

I am thinking of buying a girl this if I can get my hands on it at the Waitrose in town.

http://www.waitrose.com/shop/ProductView-10317-10001-18106-Italia+Pinot+Grigio+Rose.html?storeId=10317

It won the award for the best Rose, and its very low priced too.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2015, 12:09:20 AM by AnthG »

Have you thought about Prosecco that seems to be the in wine at the moment and come out a reasonable price.


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