LeilaCaan - Time waster and made me feel insulted

[JamesRockford]

I would disagree slightly regarding gifts.  We are talking about girls, here, after all.  A gift - even just a £10 box of tiny macaroons - just shows a bit of respect and regard, particularly on a first meeting.  It can thaw the air quickly, just like a smile.  And if it accelerates the punt by say 5 minutes, that's worth £10 in a punt with a working girl charging say £120/hour.  So you get your money back, and someone gets fed.

I've only suffered from EAS once.  It was back in the summer of 2013.  A raven haired Polish girl who I met twice and was absolutely smitten with - looks, personality, chemistry etc.  She had it all and wasn't even aware of it at the time, poor innocent thing.  I even planned to sing her a song on our third meeting, and I once had an extraordinary dream of the two of us hand in hand in a meadow.  But I got busy with life and work and she quit Adultwork.  I lost her number.  Reader: I did not marry her.

[PLeisure]

I would disagree slightly regarding gifts.  We are talking about girls, here, after all.  A gift - even just a £10 box of tiny macaroons - just shows a bit of respect and regard, particularly on a first meeting.  It can thaw the air quickly, just like a smile.  And if it accelerates the punt by say 5 minutes, that's worth £10 in a punt with a working girl charging say £120/hour.  So you get your money back, and someone gets fed.

I've only suffered from EAS once.  It was back in the summer of 2013.  A raven haired Polish girl who I met twice and was absolutely smitten with - looks, personality, chemistry etc.  She had it all and wasn't even aware of it at the time, poor innocent thing.  I even planned to sing her a song on our third meeting, and I once had an extraordinary dream of the two of us hand in hand in a meadow.  But I got busy with life and work and she quit Adultwork.  I lost her number.  Reader: I did not marry her.

Sounds like a keeper, JR 
 - a fleeting moment, perhaps. Too bad that number went missing

[JamesRockford]

Sounds like a keeper, JR 
 - a fleeting moment, perhaps. Too bad that number went missing

Just as well... My wife would have been most puzzled.  I still look for her on AW but probably best that I don't find her.  By the way, I do recall that she had excellent teeth and strong bones.

[marty_mcfly]

I think you need to be a tad more careful about what you post, Martin. Even if this were true of Lily, which I very much doubt, I doubt that saying so on a public forum which she could read is liklely to improve your "relationship" with a regular, is it? For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure that Lily has more respect for punters who are prepared to pay for what they want, than casual civvie guys who reckon they can get it for free. The idea of her switching from affectionate "girlfriend" mode during the meet to snickering femme fatale afterwards is at best simplistic and unlikely and at worst paranoid. She's popular, and wouldn't keep seeing you if she didn't  to some extent "click" with you, surely? Chill it out!

Lily is an asset. A big asset for all us punters. I love her to bits. Thanks for bringing me back to my senses.

[mrx007]

LeilaCaan: I once got pretty excited at the thought of shagging this "high class Indian woman". However as I read further into her profile (took a while as it was so long and full of shit I fell asleep a few times) I realised she is quite possibly mental.

With long wandering comments about "extra charges for owo which is at discretion", the importance of her amazing job, and other classics she looks seriously deluded.

However the statements about her "security team" had me nearly  pissing myself. What is she, the female equivalent of Richard Branson. Who has a fucking "security team".

I decided she is either: 1) in need of a straightjacket and shouldn't be allowed out in public, 2) possibly a child as despite her "high level of education" (or some shit like that) it actually looked like a lot of her profile was written by a juvenile.

Personally I'd love to waste her time as she is obviously a complete idiot but I think I'll pass on even doing that.

I seriously wonder how many bookings such a deluded immature "high class escort" like her must get?

[marty_mcfly]

Take me for example, i love Asian women, both oriental and sub Indian Cont. Throught my punting career iv been let down most by these types of women. Do i learn my lesson. No. I keep trying after a few years break. Same old shit again. For me Indian ladies have the worst attitude and track record only slightly behind Romanians. As punters we should stop giving them the money they desire till they fix up.

Same here. I am not being a racist, but yes, Indian girls are not up to standard. They have no courtesy and their services are either lacking or misleading. Yet, every now and then I have the desire to punt with them.

I think it is much of a cultural issue that makes Indian girls averse to sex. They bring this attitude in life into their work ethics as escorts.

This is just my opinion, so please refrain from bashing me.

[marty_mcfly]

LeilaCaan: I once got pretty excited at the thought of shagging this "high class Indian woman". However as I read further into her profile (took a while as it was so long and full of shit I fell asleep a few times) I realised she is quite possibly mental.

With long wandering comments about "extra charges for owo which is at discretion", the importance of her amazing job, and other classics she looks seriously deluded.

However the statements about her "security team" had me nearly  pissing myself. What is she, the female equivalent of Richard Branson. Who has a fucking "security team".

I decided she is either: 1) in need of a straightjacket and shouldn't be allowed out in public, 2) possibly a child as despite her "high level of education" (or some shit like that) it actually looked like a lot of her profile was written by a juvenile.

Personally I'd love to waste her time as she is obviously a complete idiot but I think I'll pass on even doing that.

I seriously wonder how many bookings such a deluded immature "high class escort" like her must get?

Bloody hell, I didn't even read that far. I read her services list, her feedback and Ciscoxxx69s positive feedback and immediately started thinking with my dick.

My God, what the hell is all this about her security and stuff? Is she the first Royal to offer escorting services?

She sounds like someone either full of arrogance or one who should seek medical help.

[charming_red]

I've said this before on other threads but Indian girls are worse than Romanians when it comes to service. And a LOT less attractive.

+1 Nail on!

Despite all the shit Romanians get, they're hotter (unlike hariy, flabby Indians), can be extremely friendly (unlike stuck up holier than thou Indians) and know how to fuck (unlike boring Indians).

There may be the odd gem here and there but Indians are generally shit and this applies to their civvies too.

[Bangers and Gash]

A gift - even just a £10 box of tiny macaroons....

Macarons. 

[bristolqwerty]

What hurt me most was the fact that she did not even thank me for being so polite and understanding with her; and the fact that she was clearly available as her green light was on.

  I too want to tick this off my to do list.  Have met a few nice Indian girls at university, maybe she wasn't one of them.   

[lewishamguy]

.........

I've only suffered from EAS once.  It was back in the summer of 2013.  A raven haired Polish girl who I met twice and was absolutely smitten with - looks, personality, chemistry etc.  She had it all and wasn't even aware of it at the time, poor innocent thing.  I even planned to sing her a song on our third meeting, and I once had an extraordinary dream of the two of us hand in hand in a meadow.  But I got busy with life and work and she quit Adultwork.  I lost her number.  Reader: I did not marry her.

Have you got any of her picture and if you don't mind to PM me. Because I'm thinking that raven haired Polish girl is one of my colleague and still single, I do believe she was in AW before. Perhaps I can help you.

 

[Cuntminion]

Marty

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Only joking, you seem like a nice dude but you get emotional , this thread made good reading

[marty_mcfly]

Marty

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Only joking, you seem like a nice dude but you get emotional , this thread made good reading

As Siskel and Ebert used to say

[Cuntminion]

As Siskel and Ebert used to say

I'm not taking the piss but what do you write in a thank you card?

Christ I would find a suicide note easier to write than a thank you card to a wg

[marty_mcfly]

I'm not taking the piss but what do you write in a thank you card?

Christ I would find a suicide note easier to write than a thank you card to a wg

I don't write thank you cards all the time. Just very occasionally. I write whatever comes to mind, but it usually is along the lines of thanking them for a nice time or whatever. It is never like a love card. I never choose the cards from the romantic section because I am never after a fling. It is business after all.

[Cuntminion]

I don't write thank you cards all the time. Just very occasionally. I write whatever comes to mind, but it usually is along the lines of thanking them for a nice time or whatever. It is never like a love card. I never choose the cards from the romantic section because I am never after a fling. It is business after all.

If a regular ever increased rates you could give em a "congratulations on your promotion card"
That would be funny
I got a booking with khloe tomorrow , if I see flowers and a thank you card on the little table.....

[marty_mcfly]

If a regular ever increased rates you could give em a "congratulations on your promotion card"
That would be funny
I got a booking with khloe tomorrow , if I see flowers and a thank you card on the little table.....

All I can say is have fun with Khloe. She's a lovely girl. No flowers for sure. Card? It's probably under her pillow!

[HorizontalFoxtrotLover]

I would love to shag one of those Bollywood actresses, as along as they promise not to get up halfway during the session and start singing.

Absolutely brilliant! 

[The_Don]

We pay for sex but still what we receive is at the girl's discretion. Pussy is boss.

And money is the boss of pu$$y, because with out they don't offer it (in most cases).

And I take my money to the better W/G (where possible).

They want punters money, just like punters want pu$$y

[JamesRockford]

If you left a card for a WG, 100% of them would turn the envelope upside down and give it a shake.  And who could blame them?  They can't pay for Burberry with just your sweet words.

[backofthenet]

If you left a card for a WG, 100% of them would turn the envelope upside down and give it a shake.  And who could blame them?  They can't pay for Burberry with just your sweet words.

James, I quite like your jib. Do let me know where you had it cut.

[Cuntminion]

If you left a card for a WG, 100% of them would turn the envelope upside down and give it a shake.  And who could blame them?  They can't pay for Burberry with just your sweet words.

 

It's second nature on birthday and Christmas cards in civvy life

[marty_mcfly]

If you left a card for a WG, 100% of them would turn the envelope upside down and give it a shake.  And who could blame them?  They can't pay for Burberry with just your sweet words.

JR (or Pete Arron if you prefer), Isn't it "the thought that counts" that makes a difference?

[Cuntminion]

JR (or Pete Arron if you prefer), Isn't it "the thought that counts" that makes a difference?

I would still feel more at ease writing a suicide note....

[marty_mcfly]

I would still feel more at ease writing a suicide note....

Thanks for your comment. Now let's wait and see what JR (or F1 GP ace Pete Aron) has to say.

[peter_bungee]

I think most indian girls have this attitude cos they have their heads up their arse due to male attention from a young age

I actually emailed this girl last month and she didn't read the email, also 2 other Indians from aw on my hotlist princess asia and anitaroy have both proved to be complete time wasters

As mentioned most these girls couldn't even organise a happy meal never mind sticking to a booking/times etc.  english girls like this also but there's many good alternativs so the bad ones don't get a mention with Indians there's non.

Move on

[honestbloke]

If a regular ever increased rates you could give em a "congratulations on your promotion card"

I'm not taking the piss but what do you write in a thank you card?

Christ I would find a suicide note easier to write than a thank you card to a wg

Hilarious.

[bensonhedges20]

I have fucked four indian girls from AW

1- was up her own arse and timewasted. Half way through the punt decided to play with herself. Would rather talk than provide services

2- was clueless. Hairy down below yet being described as a club girl. I wasnt interested After she stripped. Had vanilla as she was here and might aswell. Couldnt wait to get her to fuck. Once again chatty but too vanilla.

3- semi decent. Did provide services but was full of herself even though shes a wg. Was lazy but did provide some of the services. Happy to chat and not to fuck. Seems a constant theme...

This put me off indian girls but for some reason i wanted to see amira. First three did state they did owo, received oral, french kissing but atleast 2/3 of these three were not available due to excuses After payment out the way upon arrival.

4- i met amira. Shes prettier(make up on), was slightly late but didnt clock watch. Chatty but happy to provide services. Somewhat happy to get to know you but no issues with owo, on top, miss, kissing etc. First girl who actually did not say no to anything on her list. Actually,she was hellbent on me penetrating harder, had a weird doggy position where shes twisted her body but lying down and your penetrating her while shes on her stomach..was happy to go on top and after multiple orgasms by me she did give me owo amd a hamdjob at the end as she didnt want to let me go hard. shes not the cheapest, has a SHIT profile ( i highlighted that she sounds like a stuck up snob). Overall she has so far provided the best service.

Would i go back to any of them. Nope - I dont really do regulars.
lets just say i wanted to take an indian girl of the bucket list


in MY overall opinion:
Indian girls are rarer thus they charge extra.

They use photoshop in pictures to glam them up.

Indian girls somehow are in demand from dilusional fuckwits who want to make them their 'sugarbaby'. Avoid any indian working girl who has any HINT of financial domination or who has a strong foot fetish ( clear signs of being up their own arse).

They are harassed due to their shit profiles. Many punters make them a plan b(ackup) due to their one sided attitude As it sounds on the profile. Amira being the exception but usually their attitude on profile is on par with whats written in profile.

They are not going to provide FK/OWO unless they show face pictures. Its an attitude that they have. I cant explain it but although all four girls advertised DFK. Two provided it and both seemed at ease with the job and had face pictures on show.

Are insanely hard to book- they are prone to timewasters (asian and other walks of life) and thus constantly dont expect you to turn up Or have limits on profile.

Have insanely OTT shit profiles. Less is more... Not paragraphs on how shes the kardashian of the escort world And how she likes to have sex...(all wg are performers...lets single out Amira's profile - she admitted to me she doesnt orgasm much but when she does its full on....anyone who reads the crap and tries too hard to make her orgasm wont get anywhere near(read gentlemens guide).

im using the four experiances above as an indication. These were all indian girls, not fake indian(portuguese indian etc i can tell a mile away).

I would say Indian working girls are rare. Good ones are very hard to find. From all of adultwork I would put Kavita Lipstick and IndianAmira as the creme de le creme. Rest in my honest opinion are hyped up, have too many fluffies,are used to the easy cash and wont give a fuck about the punter.

I have yet to see kavitalipstick but from what i have read from UKP she seems worth the risk. She does seem to be in her own bracket of performers and not just an indian working girl. I may see her someday but am not in london too frequently.

I must add i only really saw indian amira as she toured in my area but mainly as she claims to be retiring in 2015 and was more or less a fuck it and lets just take the risk fuck. In comparison, she performed well and restored the faith.

The first three profiles i can dig out when i get time as im sure they are still active.

[Mr Farkyhars]

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What on earth is that - someone trying to shag a unicorn up the Gary Glitter?! 

[marty_mcfly]

I looked at many neutral reviews here before posting mine. A lot of neutral reviews are from punters who's appointments never made it through.

I posted a neutral due to her attitude. It was me who reassured her instead of complaining and she had no courtesy to say thanks. She even read my message but does saying thank you hurt that much? Two words, that's all.

Dear Admin,

I have seen several reviews of ladies that never arose out of a meeting. Most are due to bad attitude or communication where no meeting ever took place.

I followed the same route and posted a neutral review of LeilaCaan.

I really want to remain as a valued member here and do not want to breach the terms and conditions of this forum, so please kindly move my review from the review section to the London regional section.

I apologize for any inconvenience caused.

This is the link to my review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=57580.0

Marty

[bristolqwerty]

have fucked four indian girls from AW

1- was up her own arse



Bloody hope so too