Wow. Where do I even begin.
English & Busty - https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2196048
Usually in my reviews I provide a breakdown of different ratings (personality, looks, services etc) but I seriously can't for this review. First things first, she is quite good looking. Looked quite nice in the short dress she was wearing but her personality was disgusting right when she opened the door. Turned me off big time, and I should of walked out straight away, but was tempted by her looks. She does look sexy.
Before I continue, yes, she looked hot/sexy/fucking amazing, but in my opinion... that alone doesn't cut it if your personality is shit. BTW, I'm absolutely pissed off that I didn't come on here to check the reviews. If I did, I definitely would have avoided. I made the booking on the same day, and we arranged a 1 hour session for a few hours later on that same day. Was busy with work, so didn't have much time. Went home, had a shower, went down to her place.
I walked into the room, handed over the money, and she went away/came back after a few minutes. She asked me to get undressed, which I did and then she started wanking me off. I asked for a lap dance, her exact words were "fuck off, no lap dances". Asked for a massage, she said the same words again. I then said can you start sucking me off, and the best bit was her response... "no blowjobs". At this point, I was completely turned off. What an idiot I was. I said I'm done here. She told me to "hurry up and leave then" whilst she got up and watched me get dressed.
As soon as I got dressed, I asked for my money back. She said she had already "delivered" and that I "wasn't getting shit". At this point, I said to her I'm not leaving without my money.
At this point she started calling someone (no idea who) but I wasn't leaving without my money. I didn't lose my temper. I sat on the bed, and said I'll leave once I have my money. BTW, no one came (she was just screaming in order to try and make me scared I'd assume).
At this point, she came over to me, tried physically making me leave, but I wasn't having anything. I told her on the spot I would leave without any problems if I got my money back. I started going on my phone (my punting phone) and pretended to text someone at which point she went to her room, came back and threw the money at me. I picked it up, and left. She was swearing behind my back/screaming and I said I'll be leaving an honest review online. She told me she has photos of me from CCTV and that she'll be using that against me by posting it on shady sites online. (I knew she was bullshitting so I'm not too bothered).
Now this is where things turned horrific. As I was leaving, she spits on me from behind thinking that I wouldn't notice. I did notice, but again, I didn't want to cause any trouble. I controlled my temper, and left promptly.
Thinking back at the event, it was a nightmare. Worst punt till date and this was the first punt I've had since a long time now. Not feeling good, and feeling annoyed that I didn't check on here before I went.
Horrible, disgusting, dangerous, useless punt. Avoid - unless you're happy with a 5 minute hand job for £150.