Tatiana4u - Denmark hill - Regreatable drunken punt saved by WG

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I wasn't even going to write a review because I knew I was stupid for trying but #whiskyfuelled and after further thought on it, I hoped that it'll give somebody a laugh.

A couple weeks ago I was drinking in Gypsy hill with a couple pals we successfully pulled some birds but they were the "buy us a few drinks and you can jump through a few hoops and court us indefinitely without sex on the horizon but make sure your wallets not empty" type of girls. So balls were at bursting point.

Anyway, Its kicking out hour so I tried my usual camberwell Latin parlour, phone was off.
So I tried Tatiana after looking at the girls available 24hrs on acemassage, she picked up promptly and agreed to 30min meet, then promptly followed a SMS with a direct precise location to go to.

Booked an Uber cab and 7 minutes later away I went, After arriving at the location I called her again...it rang and rang and rang ( I knew she was probably looking at me, but I couldn't see her vantage point lol) I left it 2mins and tried again and this time her phone was switched off.
I was thinking  FFS.

Fucking dirty tart, how dare you reject me, I thought to myself. I booked another uber cab and off home I went.

But the next afternoon with a level head I was happy I saved myself £80+ for what probably would of been a nightmare punt.
Also I've never had a Whore do that to me before 

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[Ben4454]

Never go to these precise locations. Sounds like a potential mugging.

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Never go to these precise locations. Sounds like a potential mugging.

I know what you mean, I kinda figured at the hour of the morning the girl would want to see the punter first before inviting him in! and she did and mugged me off lol

[Brazilian Martian]

Thanks for this one I have had her on my wishlist for sometime the only thing that put me off was she has used other girls pics that look similar to herself on some of her profiles

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Thanks for this one I have had her on my wishlist for sometime the only thing that put me off was she has used other girls pics that look similar to herself on some of her profiles

 

[Arar77]

I've seen this one (again at a very specific meeting point off Southampton Row, Camberwell).  She was stunning, pretty much exactly as per the pics, but the most lifeless punt I've ever had.  Not recommended, even if when she opens the door you'll be patting yourself on the back...

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Booked an Uber cab and 7 minutes later away I went, After arriving at the location I called her again...it rang and rang and rang ( I knew she was probably looking at me, but I couldn't see her vantage point lol) I left it 2mins and tried again and this time her phone was switched off.
I was thinking  FFS.

Fucking dirty tart, how dare you reject me, I thought to myself. I booked another uber cab and off home I went...

JRC won't be happy 

[Brazilian Martian]

I've seen this one (again at a very specific meeting point off Southampton Row, Camberwell).  She was stunning, pretty much exactly as per the pics, but the most lifeless punt I've ever had.  Not recommended, even if when she opens the door you'll be patting yourself on the back...

You and pumps have really saved me money as she was on my list watching him from the balcony and turning off her phone was a real chicken shit move. Plus a lifeless punt how long did you spend with her ?

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JRC won't be happy 

Everybody knows black cabs don't drive south of the river.....let alone pick up any fares down here  lol

[Arar77]

I can't remember as it was a good couple of years ago, but I seem to remember leaving a lot earlier than I intended to, as I didn't feel at all welcome...

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Nice looking nipples on her though 

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This is the verification photo though, I can't see the resemblance lol


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[LL]

This is the verification photo though, I can't see the resemblance lol


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Ugh, you dodged a bullet.
Maybe she clocked you from her vantage point and decided that you were just too good for her!

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Ugh, you dodged a bullet.
Maybe she clocked you from her vantage point and decided that you were just too good for her!

This is the only logical conclusion