External Link/Members OnlyJust slap me round the head with a wet kipper if I start to wax too fluffily.
I've had Stacey on my hotlist for almost as long as I've had a hotlist but until now haven't got around to seeing her. Noticed that she had relocated to Wimbledon, which is not too far from me, so decided it was time to get along and see her. It was hardly a punt in the dark as she has received nothing but lavish praise, both here and on AW, but she is a bit older than my preferred age range and I was a bit worried that I wouldn't much fancy her. How wrong I was. I'm now firmly in lust!
Coms. Excellent. If only all punting coms were so easy. Rang her in the morning to arrange a punt for the afternoon, agreed a time, and she texted me the full address minutes later. Apart from a small change in timing, that was it.
Venue. Good. A newish house 5 minutes walk from Wimbledon train/underground station. For parking, there is a Morrison's directly opposite. Also a Wetherspoons about 200 yards away. Perfection. Room had an ensuite bathroom with shower.
Remuneration - 100 + 10 for facial decoration
Appearance. Whorrrh. If only more 35 year old were as bang tidy as Stacy the world would be a much happier place. Facially she is an attractive 7 but that body must score a 9 and a bit at least. Think tanned and toned. She claims to have 5 gym sessions a week and it certainly shows. Just as in her pics.
Performance. Exemplary. I was expecting a raunchy GFE and that is exactly what I got. I take Priligy now to increase my staying power and it works a treat. Last week I was at it 80 minutes solid without emission. With Stacy I could last only about 50 minutes and I had to slow things right down at one stage to avoid having to take an early bath. Basically loads of full on DFKing, DT OWO, 10 happy minutes worshipping at the altar of her lovely pink oyster followed by an energetic double backed beastie session during which she gave a brilliant impression of a tart coming (or maybe it wasn't an impression..who knows?). Finished off by dumping a week's worth of baby batter all over her face (and hair..yikes). She didn't flinch. A real trooper.
Summary:
Positives: Everything
Negatives: She has a shite taste in music
Afterword: the perves amongst you (form an orderly queue now) might be interested to know that Stacy now works with her genuine 26 year old sister and yes they do offer 3sums but I didn't enquire as to the level of interaction. Sis can be seen at
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